| Which Jackass did you first meet and how? Mike Kassak, I met in 5th grade Who are some of your role models or inspirations? When I read about these barbarians in those fantasy books, you know, I wanna be like those guys. Favorite Skit for the show? Jaguar Gymnastics Favorite Jackass skit you weren't involved in? I guess the waxing Who do you hang out with most from the show? Jeff Tremaine, Mike Kassak, Steve-O, Johnny when he's not with the family. How old you were when you lost your virginity? I was a teenager like everyone else, but I hadn't put it in door #2 wasn't till I turned 22. When did you first meet Johnny Knoxville? I met him about four years ago when we were doing stuff at Big Brother. How old were you when you performed you earliest stunt? I don't consider myself a stuntman but more of a sex symbol. My first experience with that was at age 7 when I performed an exotic strip show for my friend's mom after she caught me swimming naked in their pool. She told my mom on me, but secretly, I knew she loved it. What's the worst danger you've ever been in? When you're into promiscuous, unprotected sex, every day is dangerous. Who thinks of all those crazy things you guys do? Preston Lacy pretty much comes with all the ideas. Who is your all-time idol? Oh, there's a few: Liberace, Elton John, Rock Hudson, maybe Ricky Martin but I'm not sure. What is something you would never do? I will never try to hurt somebody, even though I cold if i wanted to. What do you parents think of your job? My parents support their children in whatever they do. For example, when my brother was in high school, all he did was smoke weed, so my mom went out and bought him a hat with a marijauna leaf on it. Is it true that Carmen Electra is really a man trapped in a woman's body? I'm not really into this sexual identity crisis. Plastic surgery can fix all that stuff nowadays anyway. |
| 18 Ways to be an Asshole 1. After sex throw 5 bucks on your date and leave. 2. The next day ask for it back. 3. After sex beat your date up. 4. Get the giggles at church. 5. Start a fight or riot, then call the cops and even testify as a witness. 6. Grab your cat by its tail and throw it off a cliff into the sea. 7. Cut your dog with a big knife, then use it as live bait for shark fishing. 8. Piss in in people`s spices if you don`t like the spice or if you think they use them to much. 9. Go into women`s bathroom and piss on the toilet seats. 10. If you are under 18, have sex with an adult, then sue them for rape. 11. If you are over 18, have sex with a minor, then call their father and tell him. 12. When her dad comes over to kill you, accuse him of raping his daughter and call the 13. When someone passes out, cut off your pubic hair and tape it to their chin.(since goatees 14. When you see someone who is is retarded or disabled, remind them of their handicap. 15. Go to a retirement home, tell an old person you are his (her) grandson , take him (her) to 16. Take a hungry homeless person out to lunch, then eat all their food. 17. Run around town, dressed as a clown and kick pregnant women in the stomach. (18. seems to be missing, i'm working on it...) by Chris Pontius, Big Brother Magazine |