He is fat and he will pay,
Craig ate 100 pounds of veal,
He is a rapist that did Devon O'Neal,
While playing some crappy lacrosse,
All because he had a dirt clawd boss,
Hach me, Hach me, Craig is gay,
He is fat and he will pay,
Oomp'a loomp'a oompa-de` marshmidgit,
If he was wise he would stop eating fignutins,
Oomp'a loomp'a oompa-de` guy,
I really hope that fat man will die,
Hach me, Hach me, Craige is gay,
He is fat and he will pay ,
Chim'chimady Chim'chimady,
He ain't skinney, he ani't skinny,
Chim'chimady Chim'chimady,
He is Fat, He is Fat,
Hach me, Hach me, Craig is gay,
He is Fat and did i mention he was fat?
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