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A Fan's Views on Women Posted By: the Webmaster

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, this is the end of the joke.

**** Men keep reading.

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

Men keep going:

By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.

             Yes, that is just one of many examples of the characteristics of the female sex, they do not listen, they never say what they mean, AND THEN they expect you to know. While guys solve disputes over honorable bar fights, women are truly evil, they attack the person’s emotions and make them develop an eating disorder. And most of all, this may be seen as a “man’s world” but that is so far from the truth. When was the last time your dad won an argument with your mother, probably never, and if he did, it was only because she let him. And how dare women use sex against us (men)! How dare they hold out on us, we will hold out on them!!! (yea right, men don’t go 3 minutes without thinking about sex) I’d pee standing up any day over the alternative…

            Let us speak of the “evil” that women all try to hide. The things they do, the things they say! How some of can be considered human is beyond thought. Women have… certain ways of getting what they want. Whether it be sex, gossip, or spreading rumors. Especially the pretty ones, a guy would do anything for a lil’ bit of ass… Pardon mon Francais… I mean to say… Men will go up to a fellow man and talk it out, and maybe even fight a little, but it will be resolved then and there. Women however, like to push the situation, they like to torture the other party, whether it be talking behind their back or stealing the others boyfriend. Men at least fight for the honor of the lady in the middle.

            This is not a male dominated society so what are all the feminists talking about? Nothing, they have nothing to complain about, Feminists should be renamed “We can’t get a man, so we’re trying to bring them down”. Women have the all the power, and it us unfair, I know that I would do anything for a pretty girl, even if it gave me nothing in the end. And hell, most guys would also, and ANOTHER THING, no man that is in a relationship isn’t whipped… Women have the uncanny ability to whip guys “under the table” and the most manly of men have fallen under the siren’s call.

            Let us discuss the advantages of being a male. We can pee standing up… and… and… well ok, the list isn’t very long. But you get my point, we have a simpler life to lead, we do not have to shave our armpits, we do not have those “times of the month” when everything is a possible war zone, and we do not have to worry about whatever women worry about. Not like a man would understand a women. Nooooo… that would be too easy and there is no fun in easy. (Maybe if the girl was clean and super hot…) Back onto the topic, we men are a lucky bunch, we have the easy part when it comes to birth, yup, one night in the sac and we are done, the women… nine more months of morning sickness and food cravings. Yes, it is truly great to be a man….

            Alas, men are nothing without women. Who would be there to dress us and tell us what we are doing wrong. Hell, if women ruled the world, there’d probably be no wars, and men could be reduced to nothing but reproductive tools (a possible utopia?). As to quote old Chinese… people, we must have balance, men need women so they do not shoot themselves in the foot and women need men, well, for that “one” thing. So, let us hope that this “balance” never ends, although it might unfair to the men, what the hell do we know, or care?

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