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August 10, 2004

  Subject: Victorville is Awesome; A Reminiscence of My Trip to Lower California and Las Vegas. By: Don Piring

   I have returned from an awesome trip.  You will read about each day.

-Thursday, August 5, 2004

   I hadn't packed, and my dad was picking me up around 1-2 P.M.  My sister wanted me to take her to Frances' house for something, so I took her.  Frances was talking to me about  how awesome my hair is.  Bijan and I bike to 7-11 because I need batteries.  He found baseball cards and some magazine (waste of money) and didn't ask for batteries, even though I specifically told him to ask for batteries.  As a punishment, I told him to help me pack, to which he agreed.  After roughly 5 minutes of biking, he spins things around and tells me that I'm not the Boss and he doesn't have to help me pack.  What do I do?  Simple; grab the baseball cards and the magazine, telling him that I don't have to be nice if I don't want to.  He cries, and bikes to Frances' house.  About 2 minutes later, he's behind me and calls me a Stooge.  I told him, simply, "Fuck off."  He cries, and we get home.  He calls mom and tells her that I was being mean.  No punishment was given.  So, I quickly packed all my clothes, books, CDs, etc. into my bags.  I also packed the XBOX, cleaned my room, and washed some dishes.  My dad arrives.  We go to his house.  Grandma says that we'll be leaving at 4 P.M. when my Uncle Dave gets off work.  Plenty of time for me to shower and stuff.  My dad and my Uncle Rod are in the front yard.  Uncle Dave arrives at 4:20 P.M. and we're off.  (In case you didn't know, we're going to Victorville).  Stops on the way: 1 at a rest area, 1 at a Taco Bell.  We arrive at Uncle Dean's place at about 11-12. I sleep at around 1.

-Friday, August 6, 2004

   Wake up at around 6 A.M.  Eat some cereal, and get ready.  At around 9 A.M. we (10 of us) leave for Las Vegas.  We get to the hotel at around noon or 1.  We leave our things in Uncle Dave's room.  The room that we were supposed to go to isn't clean yet.  So, we ask if the room was clean, and the maid simply replies, "No speak English."  No speak English, huh, you spic?  I understood that English perfectly.  So, yes, you speak English.  Damn spics.  Spanish is such an undignified language.  So, Daniel and I are spying on people through the windows using binoculars.  Then, we play some RAW2.  Eventually, we move into the room, which is actually another room.  Anyway, we settle in and shit, then check out the hotel.  We have dinner, then sleep (after watching "James and the Giant Peach")

-Saturday, August 7, 2004

   Wake up early.  Daniel, Anthony, and I hang out for awhile, then Uncle Dean says that we are going to the pool again.  Haha, I lost my glasses for about 5 minutes.  I was going down the water slide, and they fell off.  I found them by stepping on them.  We go back, get ready, and go to Circus Circus.  Awesome pizza.  Daniel, Anthony and I go to the Dome thing and hang out until closing time (we were there from about 8-12).  Awesome rides, games, and laser tag, which we dominated in.  I won't go too far into details about how much we ruled.  There was some spic who ruined everything by putting the vest under his shirt (considered cheating).  I was going to either melee attack with my gun, or just kick his face in.  Anyway, it was fun.  We go back to the hotel exhausted, and watch some of "A Clockwork Orange."

-Sunday, August 8, 2004

   Wake up early again.  I see "3 o' Clock High" which was awesome.  Basically, we spent Saturday at the pool.  Saturday night, we go to Fremont Street, which was pretty cool.  One band was pretty good, the other one sucked ass.  I watched some Dracula movie starring Keanu Reeves, and from what I saw, it was awesome.  After I turned it off, I watched some of "Bio-Dome" which kicks ass.

-Monday, August 9, 2004

   We get up, and pack our stuff.  We leave at about 9.  We get some McDonalds for breakfast.  We get back to Victorville at about noon, unload the cars, and Daniel and I do some stuff.  We watched a recording of Slipknot on Jimmy Kimmel and an episode of Rocko.  Then, we play Doom 3 for a long time.  Awesome shit.  At dinner, I eat a big ass steak, and I think I heard a moo.  Haha, I'm kidding, nigger.  Little did I know of what was going to happen next.  Anthony went to pick up his friend Erin, who, according to Uncle Dean, is hella pale and vampiric.  Awesome.  So, Daniel and I continue to play Doom 3, and I turn around, and that bastard Cupid points an M-4 at my face and unloads a clip.  Erin is very pretty.  I won't get too far into details, though.  So, at night, we go on a treasure hunt in the desert looking for money or other valuables.  Daniel finds pills and suggests we sell them to niggers.  So, we get back at about 10 something, and watch Raw and "Master of the Flying Guillotine" which kicks ass.  We take Erin home at around 1.  When we get back, I go to sleep, after conversing with my cousins.  Unfortunately, I leave the next morning.

-Tuesday, August 10, 2004 (Today)

   Get up at around 6 to pack.  We leave at 6:30.  One stop at a Shell.  From then on, it was straight back to Stockton.  We get back at about noon, and unpack and stuff.  I hang out at my dad's house until 7, then come back to my mom's house. 

   You should be proud of yourself, as you have just read about a kick ass vacation that you will never experience.