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Subject 1: California Elimination of Sales of Sodas on Public School Campuses. By: Donald Piring

Today, I read an article in the Chronicle about soda bans in California schools. In July, no elementary or middle school will be selling sodas on campus during school hours. Selling sodas can lead to three potential health consequences, according to a certain American Academy of Pediatrics. These consequences are obesity in students, calcium deficiency, and constituting the child's primary source of added sugar. This Academy had recently conducted research polls, and the result statistics support the fact that America has higher obesity rates than those of 14 other industrialized countries, including France and Germany. This soda ban will come to high schools, or so I think.

Overall, I think this soda ban is OK. Sure, the Legislature is concerned of the health of the students; I respect that. But it's the student's fucking fault if he's some fat blob who constantly eats, gets no exercise, and loves explaining his views on free marketing in a political science class. So, kids these days don't drink their milk? Come fucking on. Milk tastes good, too, especially with some chocolate. Dude, Mr. T encouraged kids to drink their milk, and all of Mr. T's words will now be ignored? Why don't these fat kids get their sugar from 3 or 4 salad bowls full of Fruity Pebbles or Cocoa Puffs? At least they'll be getting some milk, dammit. Well, in conclusion, all I can say is that fat people are more likely to survive the next Ice Age than us skinny people.

First off, I'd like to say that World History is not a bad class. It's my peers that ruin my educational opportunity in that class. Part of this will be transferred to a future rant.

Anyway, I don't see why people hate Mr. Dixon so much. So Mr. Dixon's an old dude who's likely to get a hangover every so often and who's a dick for giving out numerous detentions and Saturday school sessions. Wow. Who gives a fucking shit. Mr. Dixon is one hell of a cool teacher. So, my fellow World History classmates, over half of you are defiant shits who sit around wasting your lives like the ungrateful little bastards that you are while you listen to your precious rap music and debate on who is more likely to get shot than 50 Cent. Very intelligent, indeed.

Today, I created a small poll on my World History class. Please note that these statistics are not official and that they are based on my disposition with and the estimated educational level of my classmates. I will place these statistics into the table below:

Category	# of Students, Out of 30, Who Apply	Class Percentage That Applies
People With at least a B+ (top of the class, I clearly apply)	I believe less than 4 of 30	13%-
Gangsters, Wannabes, Wiggers, etc. (self-explanatory)	17 of 30	57%
Smart People (people who will get better than a C+)	Less than 5 of 30	17%-
Dumb People (people who are more than likely to fail)	24 of 30	80%
Cool People (people who I think of as friends or neutral)	12 of 30	40%

Surprised? I'm not. No, the people counted do not add up to 30; a person can apply to more than one category. If you are in my World History class, disagree and wish to do something about this in a physical way, please send me a piece of Hate Mail so I can determine how I will kick your ass, unless you're a chick.