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September 26, 2005

   After reflecting on some recent events, I realized that I'm apathetic about going to school.  I'm a pessimist indeed, but I don't know.  In the mornings, I no longer get that "Ah, fuck.  I have to fucking go to school with all my fucking retarded teachers and all those dumbasses I sit next to.  And the only highlight of the day is spending lunch playing hacky-sack.  Fuck."

   Now, it's more of a "School.  As long as I did the homework and no one pisses me off, I'll wake up."  Maybe I'm turning gay (figuratively). 

   In more exciting "news", I got a band together.  I'm sure we suck, and there's less than a month until the great Battle.  If I bust out with a kickass drum solo, that would be tight.

   As far as more Articles goes, there's uncertainty there.  My editors still haven't responded to my Morrowind thing.  If they endorse it, it means Articles will be postponed for more time.  If not, I'll probably write about how I just got my brother into the Figure Four Leg Lock.

   It's like 10, and I want to go sleep. 

September 18, 2005

   I was checking my e-mail today, and I found out that I had a new guestbook post awaiting approval.  Behold the following:

   Wow.  Thanks "dad."  I find it highly unlikely that my father knows of my webpage's existence because, simply, he doesn't know I have one.  Same goes with my step-dad.  Have I ripped off Maddox?  No.  I have quoted Maddox several times, but credit is given where credit is due.

   It's hilarious knowing that I make people want to vomit all over themselves and die.

September 16, 2005

   I added two new topics in my latest article.  I just recently finished roughly what I would consider 1/8 of my side project, "The Morrowind Scrolls" and sent it to some people.  Their comments (or lack thereof) will help me decide  to continue it.

September 11, 2005

   So today is the 11th, September 11th.  It's been four years since America fell into a slump (or actually, America fell once Bush was elected).  Four years since I last got suspended from school.  Four years since I last worked in my mom's garden (which no longer exists).  Four years since I was interrogated by the police (so to speak).  Yeah, I'm a badass. 

   Then again, not a lot of people really give a shit about 9/11 since Hurricane Katrina struck.  How ironic that the superpower that is America has failed to protect its own people.  America can go to another country and remove its dictator so quickly, yet buses are not available to transport people from New Orleans.  Bush is racist, no doubt.  Sometimes I'd love to say "Fuck America" but then I remember that living in America grants me the right to make my own site where I can jot down whatever the fuck I feel like.

   I have job applications to fill out, homework to finish, and an appointment to make.

September 9, 2005

   Yeah, I might get to revising the "Commercials that Suck Ass" sometime this weekend.  Other than that, I saved another AIM conversation and will post that sometime soon.  I am seriously out of it right now; I've been tired since I woke up today.  But, it's Friday, and I don't count on going to sleep until midnight.  Oh, I know what to do; I should continue writing my Morrowind Scrolls.  Almost done with the third installment of four, but I'm not doing them in consecutive order; I'll write in whatever order I fucking feel like motherfucker!

September 7, 2005

   God damn, Labor Day weekend was fucking awesome.  I'd write about it if I didn't have school in roughly 10 minutes.  Anyways, I hung out with my cousins, and messed around with my niece (or second cousin, whatever.  I can never distinguish them because my Uncles Todd, Terry, Allen, Ken, Chris, etc. are not brothers of either of my parents.  Damn, it's that confusing).  Anyways, I bought frickin Ong-Bak, one of the most motherfucking kickass movies of all time.  I can't elaborate enough on how awesome it is.

   The following is a list of movies that I must buy (in no particular order):

   Kung Fu Hustle, Transylvania 6-5000, Sin City, Constantine, Hide and Seek, Be Cool, Bram Stroker's Dracula, History of the World Part 1, the Kentucky Fried Movie, , The Terminal, Clue, The Longest Yard, Danny the Dog (not Unleashed), Batman Begins, Saw (because I saw it!), Star Wars Episode 3 (though it was dominantly suck), Muppet Treasure Island and the Muppets' Wizard of Oz, 3 'o Clock High...

   There are more, but I can't think of them right now...

   (Update - 4:30 p.m.)  I just remembered events that occurred immediately after school.  Some black chick was trying to pick a fight with some hardcore kid.  It was the most ample display of unintelligence ever!

September 4, 2005

   So, I'm in Victorville visiting some family. I spent the majority of today (or, yesterday) with the band E.C.C.O. It was pretty tight.

September 1, 2005

   Fuck yes, Donald's Page of Shit has turned two years old today!  Fuck yeah!  Unfortunately, I'm too busy with other shit to make a major update, but one will come soon.  I'm packing for the weekend, I have homework to do, and the house requires further cleaning.  I'm so busy, I didn't add August to the archives yet!  FUCK!!! 

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