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January 23, 2004

   Subjects: 2

   Subject 1:  The Milkshake Song and Rap Music: How They are Shitty and Stupid, an Elaboration on Ebonics.  By: Donald Piring

   The Milkshake song is one of the most idiotic songs I've ever heard.  But hey, all these extremely popular rap songs on KWIN are stupid and shitty.  For example, take the Wangster song by 50 Cent.  First off, 50 Cent looks like a gorilla.  Then, the song lyrics bother me more.  Here is the chorus:

You said you a gansta'
But you neva' pop nuthin'
Nigga you a wangsta'
And you need to stop frontin'

   OK, what kind of dumb fuck made those lyrics?  Let me elaborate upon this shit:

   "You said you a gangsta'."  Who said this?  Did I say this?  I don't recall claiming I'm a gangsta.  A pirate and a Samurai, sure, but never a gangsta, since I can't find any way to associate myself with a wangsta, as if I really wanted to.  Preposterous, yes.  I'm sure we're all familiar with the term gangsta, no?  Would this be the correct way of saying this: "You said you're a gangster"?  Next line:

   "But you neva' pop nuthin'."  Wow.  I neva' pop nuthin'.  It is obvious that 50 Cent doesn't know jack shit about English because he has left a double-negative in this phrase.  I neva' "pop" nuthin'?  Now pop is a verb and not just a sound effect and musical genre.  Next:

   "Nigga you a wangsta'."  Am I?  A nigga, am I?  A wangsta, am I?  Ah, properly said: "Nigga you're a wangsta", is that not correct?  We're all familiar with the term wangsta, now, aren't we?  I, however, am not so sure of its definition, if Merriam-Webster allowed such an incredulous term to exist.  Does wangsta mean "a wannabe gangster" or "a white gangster", similar to the term wigger?  Final line of the chorus:

   "And you need to stop frontin'."  OK.  Is 50 Cent telling me what to do?  Who the fuck does he think he is, my father?  I think not.  Most of that sentence is clear.  However, I do not understand the term frontin'.  What does frontin' mean? 

   Enough of that 1/2 Dollar.  Well, I believe that rap in general is crappy.  Most pop-culture is stupid and is shitty as well.  I can say that rap may have some catchy tunes, but they're overused and become tedious and repetitive.  Sure, I listened to DMX; when I was in 4th grade, that is.  You're probably thinking you'll kick my ass for ranting on your idols, no?  Well, your idols tend to get shot and survive more often than a normal person, you shithead.  Good and clean rap includes the following: M C Hammer and Vanilla Ice. 

   Rap teaches the youth so many wondrous things, doesn't it?  It generally teaches children to become arrogant and stupid, and gives them a sense of style.  Here are some aspects of arrogance I find in the youth:

   -Manipulation of adults, in general

   -The extremely high usage of cursing

   -Disrespect of others, authority figures, me, etc...

   Here are some aspects of stupidity found in most kids, teenagers, etc...

   -The repeated usage of terms such as dog (dawg, dääg, I don't give a fuck about its spelling), homes, G, etc...

   -Ah, world history class (read January 12, 2004 below)

   -Kids wanting to change their ethnicity

   There's too much to tell, especially about the modern style, read on...

   Since the first part of topic 1 mentions the Milkshake song, let's get to that, shall we? 

   This Milkshake song is the new hip song these days, is it not?  KWIN probably plays this song more than 10 times a day, since so many people would wish to hear it.  Bah, this song is so stupid.  Let's go over some of the lyrics again, if the song had more than the same damn verse repeated constantly:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge

   Again, what kind of dipshit wrote these lyrics?  Like before, let's elaborate:

   "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard".  OK, what the fuck.  Do milkshakes have a new appeal to boys?  Or does the word milkshake have a new, more stupid meaning?  This milkshake didn't bring me to the yard, did it?  Not that I care.  Next line:

   "And they're like, it's better than yours".  So, these boys who were brought to this yard are telling me that the milkshake is better than mine.  Do these guys know me?  Are they so retarded and arrogant as to go up to some random stranger or whatever and tell them that the milkshake is better than this stranger's?  I didn't know I possessed a milkshake.  I certainly don't right now.  *Drinks from a Coke can*  Bullshit.  Next:

   "Damn right it's better than yours".  And this lady agrees with the boys that her milkshake is better than mine and she is cussing at a person who doesn't know her.  Wow.  What the fuck is the milkshake?  Is it a chocolate milkshake, or a strawberry milkshake?  I don't understand.  Please do excuse me for not understanding Ebonics and other shitty usage of the English language. 

   "I could teach you".  No, I'd rather not.

   "But I have to charge".  You will receive no payment from me.

   All in all, I conclude rap is crap.  Hah, great rhyme, no?

   Subject 2: Wiggers and How I Hate Them.  By: Donald Piring

   Fuck wiggers.  They should be burned by the KKK, whether both parties consist of dumb fucks or not.  Better yet, both parties should be burned by me; I represent the will of God.  You people need to understand YOU ARE FUCKING WHITE.  I'm not being discriminatory against whites and/or blacks.  Hell, some of my good friends are white.  Oh well.  Anyway, world history class is full of wiggers, and they're all fucking retards.  You, Reader, can't even begin to fathom their stupidity; neither can I.  Seriously, why would you be white and try to be black?  Why wear your baseball cap at a 45 degree angle?  If you do that, then you ruin the purpose of blocking sunlight from entering your eyes by uncovering one eye, you dumbfuck.  So, you think you're all bad, sagging your pants to a point that daisy dukes would touch your shoes.  Unless you're Michael Jackson, you can't turn from black to white, or vice versa, in your case.  God damn it, take those fucking corn rows out of your hair and start playing cricket.  Or you can use WigOut by Snoop Dogg.  White boy, you ain't shit.  Fuck Eminem.  Fuck wiggers.  Fuck You.
 

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