Shit

I can now play the Astonishing Panorama of the End Times on guitar exactly as it's heard. Man, today was sooooooooooo dumb. I woke up today at 5 a.m. When I got my red Spiker glue on my hair, somehow red stains appeared on my shirt. I dunno what the hell it was and why it was, but oh well. Kitto was about to leave because I was taking too long to try and clean my shirt (which was white).

I did some shit in my world history notebook since I had no real homework to do, save for math. When Matt came to the End Zone, we compared our flat cubes. I kick Cory's ass at his own version of Pusoy Dos, which he named Jinese Poker.

In Japanese, we didn't really do anything besides play Dekimashita (Bingo using Japanese numbers [ichi, ni san, rokujuunana, etc.]). IMP2 WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING DUMB TODAY. So, now we have started getting into 3-D shapes in the Bees unit. I displayed my flat cube, but I was supposedly wrong. I'll admit I didn't do it right since it overlapped, but that overlapping part was not specified. Fucking dumbass people in my IMP2 class can't fucking calculate surface area. It's like, how in the fucking hell can you not calculate surface area. YES, a formula for calculating surface area would be L*W*6, but that's for a fucking cube!!!!!! WE'RE FUCKING WORKING WITH RECTANGULAR BOXES. MAN, SOOOOOOOO DUMB. So, I won the debate where it was me vs. Heather Patterson and some other people. It was an official victory, too, as Mrs. Matthews said so. The correct formula would be (2LW)+(2HL)+(2HW)=Surface Area. So dumb...

In biology, nothing great happened. We lost in football in P.E. If Ms. Whaley didn't blow the fucking whistle at the last second I would have thrown the ball, so I had to run it in, and at a yard away four people came in to collide with me. Nothing great happened at lunch, besides the fact that I'm having the party. In world history, we're going to present certain events in the Industrial Revolution. Most people in that class are so fucking stupid. Chanthy and Ali want to present the fact that kids were whipped daily if they didn't work, which would be very unoriginal because everyone wanted to present that. I suggested we present the Wright Brothers' flight.

Nothing great in English. I just read the first few pages and wrote a crappy summary because Fahrenheit 451 is fucking boring and I don't know what the hell goes on in it. I wrote some shit in my character analyses because the book didn't give a lot of detail on characters, and if it did, I don't give a shit. After school, I supposedly got butt-raped because I went into the bathroom to piss, plus my hair is red because supposedly all this blood began to leak through my skin from being screwed so hard. Man, Kitto, so dumb.

After school, we got home, obviously. Kitto ate the last of the leftover spaghetti from the party. When he left, my mom suggested we watch The Real Eve. I find it to be a spectacular documentary. My brother and sister asked all this stuff about comparisons between the anthropology and Christianity. My mom replies, "Well, there's a big difference between the two. It's very hard to mix this science with religion and believe in both." She said some other crap, but I don't remember. My mom's trying to work on Bijan's comprehension since he's fucking stupid. I'll praise her efforts, although she's reading my physics books to him and asking him questions about it, and she asks him reviewing questions on The Real Eve.

Yes, Thanksgiving Break is coming up motherfucker. I'm going to my grandma's house for Thanksgiving. The site's 3rd month anniversary is coming up, too.

Long live the clan of <sG>

So, what have we learned today? IMP2 is so dumb.

November 21, 2003

THE STATUE OF LIBERTY'S FIGURE WAS BASED OFF OF A FRENCH HOOKER!!!

EH, THALAM!!! Time is floating by, and November will soon end. Since the 16th, I haven't been so busy. I didn't really feel like updating because I was batting online in Halo PC and was lazing around. This past week has been both OK and not OK. Throughout the week, my sister had to do some project on Susan B. Anthony and hogged the computer hella late everyday up till last night. Nearly everyday I would fall asleep on my bed because I waited for my dumbass sister to learn how to fucking type (it looks like she types at a blazing 1 word per 3 seconds) and find all the Susan B. Anthony shit she needs, even though we have encyclopedias and world history books (including mine). Last night, I fell asleep hella late. I woke up and saw that I was lying on my glasses, so that was dumb.

I think I'm still improving in school. I jailed my last Japanese1 quiz, but I had retaken it. I basically have an A in IMP2, which is cool. In biology, I still have a 75%, but my teacher hasn't calculated out percentages with the extra credit. I find it sad that I have longer hair than both my IMP2 teacher and my biology teacher, and they are both women. In P.E. out football team won (yeah, eat it, Jerry). I have a 93% in Monsieur Dixon's class. In English, we have recently checked out Fahrenheit 451 and were assigned an essay assignment. I decided to base my essay on the one Incompetence: Bijan. When I finish the essay, I'll post it as the first part of The Great Tavakolis, so you can hope on that.

So, Winter Formal bids will end on Monday. I don't really care. I probably wouldn't have enjoyed it anyway. I asked some chick out to the dance; she said no. She gave me an understandable reason, and I can trust her. I still don't care about being rejected, I'd probably be in deeper shit if she said yes. I'll have to get extra XBOX controllers for the party on the day of Winter Formal (I threw a similar party last year).

Tomorrow is the big party for bah-bah's 40th birthday. I am in charge of the children while the adults party at the Brookside Clubhouse drinking their asses away and getting hella drunk (that's usually what happens when my parents are at a party). So, since I am in charge of the children, I will enforce strict rules and punishment will be dealt to the defiance.

Shit, I only have one GameInformer issue left before my subscription ends. I better go renew my subscription.

November 16, 2003

Quote: "The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with." -Marty Feldman

Hello, readers. Great background music, no? Sorry about not updating for awhile. I did this last month, too. The month is still going by, and you still know it. Soon will be Thanksgiving, and that rocks. We'll probably go to my grandma's house and not celebrate here. Along with that is the Dege's birthday. That's at my house. It's supposed to be a "BIG" party, but there are no kids invites; what BIG party has no children to add along to the burden of cleaning?

My dad's birthday was a few weeks ago, and sadly, I didn't know. My mom just 'forgot" to tell me. To celebrate his birthday, we went to see "The Matrix Reloaded." I dunno about that movie. I liked certain aspects and disliked others. I won't ruin anything for you, Reader. Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to discourage you, nor encourage you to see the movie.

Well, I suppose my grades are better than last update. I'm supposedly doing great in IMP2, but I dunno if that would be quarterly or overall. Man, in biology, we had recently taken the unit exam. On review, we play a Jeopardy-like game to review, and the values were rewarded in extra credit. I marvelously get 60 extra credit points because I answered all the hella hard questions, so I'm happy with that. Some people in that class are so dumb. Please tell me how you can't calculate surface area??? Man, so dumb. I'm doing great in Monsieur Dixon's class. Ms. Darnell has yet to give me my current grade. My P.E. grade is of no concern, as it will most likely be above an B. In P.E., we're playing football. I think I failed my last Japanese test, but I can retake it.

If I forgot anything to talk about that happened before this weekend, I don't care. Anyways, on Friday, Jason and Kitto want to go to the football game, and it took awhile to get me convinced to go. We were there for nearly 5 fucking hours, you bastards!!! It was fucking wet, and it was hella packed during the varsity game; however, the varsity game was the best, but not because of the "intense football action." I sit next to a lot of people I know and I'm talking to them. Old friends from Brookside, who go to St. Mary's, came over. Haha, Jason, you'll never experience what I experienced!!!! And I won't tell you, Reader, what happened!!!! I have nearly mastered Halo PC. I may kinda suck at XBOX Halo, but I am the dominant one on PC.

Angie's birthday party was this weekend, so I went there yesterday. Today was Delta Cleanup. Man, Scott, you're fucking stupid and gay, and you have to do Gray Squirrel.

November 5, 2003

ich esse das weisses Fleisch

Salam, fellow readers. The month is going by, and you know it. I recently got my progress report and I had 2 C's from nearly 2 weeks ago. So, my mom flipped, called me an idiot, and told me I couldn't use the computer. Well, that didn't bother me. The next day, I went to the student service center to get a weekly progress report for my teachers to fill out so I could prove my mom wrong. I did. I won't tell you my grades since you don't need to know them.

"Push It" by Static X is such a cool song. Man, so cool. Lately, I've been yelling in Scott's face daily about how he's stupid and gay. I don't really mean it, but it's just hella funny, especially when I call him stupid and make a hella dumb face and my googly eyes to go along with it. I do have googly eyes, but I can control them, and it's not fucking automatic. .:Laughs:. Dammit, Kitto, I want my CD. Kitto assures me that my CD will be received by me on Friday. Kitto, you're too unreliable.

So, there are some upcoming events. First of all, there are plenty of great Japanese holidays this month. There are some Red Cross Club events, too, but you should join the club if you want to know what's going on there. The same thing goes with the other clubs. The school's winter formal is coming up, and I don't give a shit.

There are several reasons why I don't give a shit about winter formal. One is that I am unwilling to spend the money. Another is that I have low self-esteem. I believe that any girl I ask would turn me down. I'm not too great of a dancer, either, unless all that we'll be dancing there is cha-cha. I have this feeling that if a girl actually said yes, I'd probably be irresponsible about the event, not that I care. I believe there's a 20% or less chance that I'd go to the winter formal. Last year, I actually wanted to go, but then I said, "Fuck it" and I had a better time playing Halo multiplayer and eating buckets of chicken. Maybe I'll go to a few events next year?

So, I'm just working on my current grades, and that's my main concern. "The Matrix Revolutions" has arrived in theaters. I'll probably see it this weekend if there's a late showing.

November 1, 2003

Today's Quote: "I have made good judgments in the Past. I have made good judgments in the Future."- Vice President Dan Quayle

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