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May 21, 2004

   Today has been relatively boring as usual.  This morning, I got run over by a truck (in Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow).  I read some of Night before breakfast.  It is very fortunate that I am studying the second world war in World History and English.  I helped Sophan type up his essay. 

   Robert got fucked up in a biking accident, as I observed in Japanese.  I wrote about Vvardenfell as the Japanese classwork.  In math, I could not do any work.  All of my group members were laughing and shit.  I was too, but I was the most committed to staying on task.  Anyways, Tara still thinks I am mean, I belittle Charlie for his inability to read, and Joe possesses gangster skills that I cannot fathom.  Joe is cool, nevertheless.

   Bah, Biology has been so fucking boring.  The ecology unit is so dumb.  Today, we took some notes on the environment and dug up some holes to capture bugs in.  Wow.  I was hella sweating because of my black shirt, and I dug up the holes. 

   P.E. is alright.  We are swimming.  I only find the dressing/undressing and the foulness of the locker room air to be the downside of it all.  At lunch, I went to the AP US History meeting.  I have so much fucking summer homework.  Damn it.  However, I am so excited knowing that I possibly have two classes with Joy!!!  No, I'm not.  I'm anxious to read her apologetic letter, and I'll reply back.  Just not in a positive way...

   In Francais (kidding, World History) we went to the library to do research.  My final is a paper on Albert Einstein and the Atomic Bomb.  Awesome.  I just fucked around with Ali's papers.  In English, we watched more of "The Swing Kids."  It's a pretty awesome movie.

   Cory possesses none of the basketball skills he claims to have.  Matt and I kicked his ass after school.  He has been educated.  Kitto came over after school.  First, we stopped by the supermarket and bought some stuff.  I saw Lindsey there, but I didn't say hello. 

   So, Kitto has begun his Ninja journey (he played Ninja Gaiden).  After that, I showed him "The Jeffersons" and "Up the Down Steroid."  Then, he left.  I picked up Bijan.  Then, I played some Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow.  William Hung's music video kicks ass.

   My mom passed her real estate license exam.  It is very fortunate.  Both my siblings exclaimed aloud "Hooray!  Now Mom can get enough money to buy us cell phones!"  Wow.  How selfish of them.  It shows how stupid some kids these days can be.  This also applies to high school kids.  I honestly don't really give a shit about having a cell phone.  Sure, I'll be considered cooler and more baller, but I don't give a fuck.  If people want to establish communication with me, then they can walk up to me instead of wasting my minutes calling me when they're 50 feet away.  Seriously, do cell phones signify coolness?  I don't get it.  I'd use a cell phone for emergency calls, and not for stupid shit like "booty calls" and all that other bullshit.

   I am bored...

May 17, 2004

   New Rant in the Articles section.  Nothing else to say.

May 14, 2004

   I haven't updated for awhile.  Oh well.  There's been some shit going on in my life recently, preventing me from updating.

   Last week Tuesday, I ran the First Aid Booth at the Ports game.  I was there for about four hours.  Fortunately, I brought my CDs and some homework.  The worst thing that happened was a little girl who was jumping around on the bleachers, (you know how these white kids are) fell, and hit her head.  Her nose was bleeding, so I went over and provided immediate care.  I gave her some tissue for her nose, and checked her eyes.  Luckily, it was just dramatic bullshit and she was alright.  While there, I was talking to the chick at the information booth.  She was hot.  Unfortunately, she was in her 20s.  I'm a hero, and I am exceedingly devoted to the club.  Next year, Lincoln will have a Red Cross Club.  I'll be running for Communications Officer at the Lincoln club and the club at the chapter.

   Approximately one week ago, my dad picked me up after school.  I was supposed to go to the Red Cross Spaghetti Feed, but I didn't.  I was hungry, so we went to Del Taco and got some macho burritos (kick-ass food; Taco Bell is shit compared to this).  We also saw "Van Helsing" which I am considering writing a review on.  Immediately after that, my dad and I went to Barnes & Noble, and checked out some books.  He bought me a copy of The Origin of Species, and it's awesome.  He bought another kick-ass book for me, but I forgot the title, and I won't go check it right now.  My dad bought himself some astronomy books; awesome.  I'll be going to his house next weekend.

   Well, my belated birthday party was 6 days ago.  It kicked ass.  I received the shitload of gifts as I predicted.  Gifts weren't such a major factor.  It's been awhile since I've seen some relatives (my uncles, grandparents, etc.).  I downloaded some South Park episodes (i.e. Having Fun With Weapons, Goo-backs, etc.).  A.J. gave me Ninja Gaiden, which I will definitely write a tribute to.  I also received gift cards, and a lot of money.  I now have enough money to buy a double bass pedal, or even another drum set.  But I might get a job in the summer, save up, and buy a Pearl set (not jewelry, mind you). 

   Mother's Day was alright.  I woke up at 7 in the morning and showered.  We (the nuclear family, my grandma, Uncle Gerry, and Aunt Marcella) went to some winery (seemed remote) for brunch.  It was fucking expensive, but it wasn't my money, and the food was good, especially with all that Tobasco I dumped on there.  After that, we went to my grandmother's new ranch (yes, ranch) and it kicks ass.  Pretty empty place right now.  I don't think it's meant for living, though, and only for vacation or other specific events.  I wore my retainer all day.  I also listened to music for 6 hours straight while sleeping on the floor.  When we got home, I began my Ninja Gaiden adventure.

   Since then, I've done nothing but go to school, do homework, play Ninja Gaiden, and sleep.  Yesterday, I told Joy I hate her (again) three or four times throughout the day.  Awesome.  Yesterday was the Red Cross Club meeting, too.  It's such a great club.  At the Spaghetti Feed, there was plenty of P.D.A. (Public Display of Affection).  I'll be writing a rant on P.D.A. because it's plain stupid.  Well, Hong mentioned my heroic deeds last Tuesday to all the members.  Thao suggested they that a ceremony be held for me.  Awesome.  Camp Arches is coming up, so that's awesome as well. 

   Today was different.  I woke up at four because my mom was on the computer all fucking night and I needed to finish that damn research project in biology.  I did.  My mom keeps complaining that she needs to study and shit to pass the test she's taking next Thursday.  If she passes, she gets her realtor's license, or something like that.  All this fucking time she spends on the computer pisses me off, but I hope she passes.  If she doesn't, she might take her anger out on me. (!)  This morning, I drank about three cups of coffee to wake me up.

   So I finished my project.  Kitto said that I should go into his 0 period, so I did.  I was there for a few seconds.  So, I routinely went to the End Zone, bought my breakfast (Pop-Tarts and milk) and sat at the table (not a table, but the table).  I had no homework to do, so I drew Ninjas killing people.  In Japanese, I read Wang's Gamepro magazine. 

   In math, I worked on my group's poster.  Charlie keeps talking about sports-this and sports-that so I just told him to shut the fuck up because sports in general are dumb.  Tara thinks I'm mean because I talk sarcastically and without emotion.  I asked her if she's ever done something to offend me, and she said no.  I was offended.

   In biology, I "turned in" my research paper.  My paper is on Retinoblastoma.  Once I get it graded, I'll post it in the Articles section.  I took the unit test, but I don't know if I did good.  Tiffany gave me the rest of her chocolate muffin at the end of class. 

   Today was the last day for archery in P.E.  I am the champion of archery.  Hell, I should have played the role of Legolas.  Kitto says that Joy wrote a "love" letter for me, which he edited.  She took it back.  Ha ha.  Hon thinks Joy likes me.

   Honestly, I don't give a fuck if Joy likes me or not.  I did nothing but like her in 8th grade.  She was a bitch to me back then.  So, if it's a love letter, request for forgiveness, hate letter, restraining order, or whatever, I don't give a fucking shit.

   In World History, I took notes on the rise of the German society right before World War II. 

   In English, I watched presentations.

   My fucking brother wanted to use the computer.  He raised his voice when we were approximately 3 feet away from each other in an attempt to get me in trouble.  Fuck.  Both my brother and sister pull out that bullshit.  While I was writing the update, he told on me.  Quothe the Little Shit, "OOOOO!!!!!!  Mom.  Donald's page says 'Donald's Page of S-H-I-T!" My mom didn't care.  Quoth I, "OOOO!!!! Mom.  Bijan likes sports!"  That shut his ass up.  My mom said that sports can get him into college, and my negative personality won't.  Bullshit.  Think about it.  In high school, you have to be very aggressive and competitive and you can't care for the other people, right?  Is that not fucking negativity?

   Go fuck yourself...

May 1, 2004

   It is now May, and the site is eight months old.  Wow.  Well, I finished reading How to Ruin Your Life yesterday, and I let Nick borrow it for the weekend.  My brother bought the William Hung CD, and it's awesome.  My parents are holding a party next weekend to celebrate my belated birthday.  Well, I can only expect to receive a whole shitload of gifts.  Nothing else to say.