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July 28, 2005

   What a Gay

   The following is an actual AIM conversation (I am not LayYutSum):

LayYutSum: hehe

LayYutSum: ur sister called me and told us to go to johns

LayYutSum: yea rite

bletenbleh: yeah, she told me about that

LayYutSum: she woke me up

LayYutSum: i was having a good sleep

bletenbleh: you're gay, captain china

LayYutSum: hey

LayYutSum: eat me

bletenbleh: no, because you would eat me first

LayYutSum: exactly

LayYutSum: u have to return the favor

bletenbleh: what the hell are you talking about?  you're gay and you need to suck a dick

LayYutSum: yes

LayYutSum: keep talking to jason

bletenbleh: start talking to jason, you gay

LayYutSum: never

LayYutSum: heard the song I'm the one by static X

bletenbleh: yeah, it's tight

LayYutSum: yea i got it off the top 100 rock songs chart

bletenbleh: shut the hell up and don't change the subject, gay

LayYutSum: watever

LayYutSum: his ims dont even show up cuz i never added him to my buddylist

bletenbleh: what, think you all gangsta

LayYutSum: so when he ims me i can access it

LayYutSum: cant*

bletenbleh: that's dumb, you dumb

bletenbleh: you're gay; you should go have sex with ashley lam and have her stick a bok choy up your ass

LayYutSum: alright

LayYutSum: that sounds great

LayYutSum: i just might go do that rite now...

bletenbleh: yeah, because you're a faggot who likes vegetables up his ass

LayYutSum: exactly

LayYutSum: feels so good...

bletenbleh: what time's your sister coming home?

LayYutSum: i think next week

LayYutSum: im not sure

bletenbleh: because we're scheduled to get it on by then

LayYutSum: i wont be home

bletenbleh: i wasn't talking about you; i was talking about your sister and i doing the horizontal monster mash

LayYutSum: i know

LayYutSum: i wont be home

bletenbleh: because you'll be having sex with ashley lam

LayYutSum: yup

LayYutSum: hot love

bletenbleh: when do you two plan on having kids?

LayYutSum: AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

bletenbleh: they're going to be bok choy patch kids, not cabbage patch kids?

LayYutSum: hey

LayYutSum: thats a good idea

bletenbleh: stop looking at porn, and start putting more thought into your answers

bletenbleh: downloading all your 8 second clips with your 56k

LayYutSum: thier 10 i will have u know

bletenbleh: no, you will not have me know because you're gay

LayYutSum: that makes no sense

LayYutSum: but thats fine

bletenbleh: oh, so i'm fine now?  why do you have to be so gay all the time?

bletenbleh: there are better ways to hit on a person

LayYutSum: cuz i want u

LayYutSum: so bad

LayYutSum: rite now

bletenbleh: i don't find this appropriate you fag

LayYutSum: oh

LayYutSum: this wont be the last thing u wont find appropiate

bletenbleh: like YOUR FACE?!

LayYutSum: that

LayYutSum: and...

LayYutSum: well u know :D

bletenbleh: no, i don't know

LayYutSum: well then ull find out

bletenbleh: like i said, i won't know because you're gay

LayYutSum: no

LayYutSum: u will know bc im gay

bletenbleh: too fat and lazy to type out all of 'because'?

LayYutSum: yea

bletenbleh: it burns like 3 or 4 calories to type out the word, kitto

bletenbleh: god damn

LayYutSum: no it doesnt

LayYutSum: it tkaes like .05 miles at 3 mph to burn that much

bletenbleh: yeah, keep eating your ice cream

LayYutSum: for 20 seconds

LayYutSum: i only have french vanilla

LayYutSum: i want fudge

bletenbleh: i'll make fudge in your mouth

LayYutSum: if u want

bletenbleh: oh, i don't want

bletenbleh: you're a nasty fuck

LayYutSum: only on saturdays

LayYutSum: when i have to "work"

bletenbleh: working at the corner on kelley drive because jerry's your pimp

bletenbleh: oh, you winded from typing kitto?

bletenbleh: did your endurance get the best of you?

bletenbleh: or are you just jacking off while i type to you?

bletenbleh: i win fag

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