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June 30, 2005

   So it seems that subscription fees for Anarchy Online have been eliminated, so I am going to play it for hella long until my job interview (if I get one).  I got a copy of Photoshop, but it's only a trial version.  It's pretty stupid to pay six hundred dollars or so for such a program.  Photoshop is unique, but the price is inane.  So, I did some Photoshop edits on some pictures taken of me.  They can be seen on my Myspace profile because I refuse to link to them because I am fucking lazy. 

   It's been almost a month since school ended, and I haven't really attempted to fulfill any summer goals I set for myself.  My goals are as follows:

   - Get a job (currently in progress)

   - Acquire the Bruce Lee body (far from it, but progress has started)

   - Read programming books (cancelled; I can design levels instead)

   - Build a master drum set (progress begins once I get a job)

   - Build a master computer or one that will run Doom 3 smoothly (progress begins after previous goal accomplished)

   - Grow longer hair (always in progress)

   - Date someone (my friends don't count, failed during school year, progress is undetermined)

   - Figure out what else I can add onto this list (in progress)

   Instead of attempting to accomplish anything I listed above, I sit around and play video games because video games are awesome.  Like the aforementioned states, I plan on playing Anarchy Online for a long time.

  (Update 8:00 pm) Anarchy Online sucks ass. I'll be playing a Lineage trial for a week instead.

  (Update 9:30 pm) It looks like I won't be playing Lineage either. I need to register (for the trial version) and I am required to submit a credit card number, which I don't have. I won't ask my parents because they hate video games (or at least they hate te fact that I play video games). I need an RPG to get addicted to so I can waste more of my time.

June 22, 2005

   My parents are retarded.  They want me to work.  I've already got an application, but apparently that's not enough, because I "need" to stay out of the house for the day.  Their solution: making me work for them for ten hours straight with no pay.

   So, today was my first day at slave...I mean, work.  I filed papers that don't mean shit to anyone and cleaned oil spills for a majority of my day and got no tangible reimbursement, save for food (which is a given).  What the fuck made them suddenly think about making me a slave.  Most importantly, what kind of lesson does this teach?  That my parents are fucked up and are fucking tyrannous?  How does this teach me anything?!

   Fuck them.

June 18, 2005

   New additions are coming to the Page of Shit.  I will be adding a staff section which includes whatever the hell my staff wants to put into it.

June 11, 2005

   I saw "The Longest Yard" today.  It was pretty awesome.  There are too many people at my house, so I can't exercise without anyone questioning me about it.  So far, summer has been pretty dull for me (and probably a whole mess of other people).  I have spent most of my time playing video games that I'm starting to get sick of it.  How ironic.

   Video Game Mini-Reviews:

   Mortal Kombat: Deception - Probably the cheesiest Mortal Kombat ever.  The new modes (puzzle, chess, conquest) all suck.  Ugh, the conquest is so awful.  Shit animation, shit voices, and shit plot all attribute to making it shit (how obvious would that be?).  In the conquest, you can beat the hell out of civilians, only to end up getting beaten by guards and some Sub-Zero guys.  The plot was decent; it got me wanting to bust out with some single player "kombat."  But then again, that too sucks because moves have been altered (esp. Scorpion's spear attack), combos aren't as good as MK:DA and you can't impale people.  Some stage Fatalities are cool, but pulled off easier than it is to take a shit.  The ultimate boss, the "Dragon King," doesn't look all fearsome at all.  The drawings I keep on my binder are more formidable, and could probably eat the Dragon King.  Overall, this is the most tacky Mortal Kombat, more so than Deadly Alliance (which also sucked).  Mortal Kombat should go back to the more traditional shit because it was more enjoyable to watch people in costumes beat the hell out of each other.  I never knew why every "C" is replaced by "K" in the series.  Maybe Midway is full of hardcore Nazis, despite the fact that Midway was a battle in June 1942.

   Prince of Persia: Warrior Within - The Prince of Persia series is pretty cool.  Good plot and the Prince has some cool abilities.  I don't want to play the whole game though, because the running up the walls and unnecessary acrobatics while shanking countless skeletons shit is so monotonous I'd have more fun writing shit on Myspace.  When I was playing the first level, the FMV sequence shows some chick who is wearing either an invisible thong or nothing at all.  Too bad I busted out with the super doing a gratuitous back flip while simultaneously spinning 720 degrees just to decapitate her.  I then proceeded on to shanking skeletons again until I fought some dude who was apparently made out of foul fowl (quite literally).  After killing him three or four times (because he just happens to have a regeneration ability) I decided to jump off a cliff and not use the Sands of Time's reverse time technique because as the Old Man in the game said, "The one who unlocked the Sands must die."  So I did.  Good storyline, some cool acrobatic moves, but far too tedious.

   Super Smash Brothers: Melee - What can I say?  It's awesome beating the hell out of Nintendo characters.  Nintendo has gone way downhill since the Cube came out.  I'd elaborate more on this, but I'm too lazy.  Anyways, I destroy everyone with any character because I'm that damn good.

   I'm done for the day...

June 8, 2005

   Today must have been the most boring day EVER.  I woke up from a 13 hour slumber and my body was aching because I slept too long.  So, I couldn't really move and ended up lying in my bed for an hour or so.  When I went downstairs to eat, I find that we have two boxes of cereal open.  It pissed me off.  I hate how my sister will open another box of cereal just because she won't eat whatever I opened.  And she knows that I'll finish the first box before eating anything from the second.  Because she always opens the good cereals, she has 5-6 bowls a day, leaving none for me.  Bitch.  I know her thought process in such situations.  My brother does the same shit to me.  I don't know.  Maybe it's just me, but I have a feeling that my nuclear family is always conspiring against me, since they usually do in whatever.

   Anyways, back to earlier today.  My brother hogged the XBOX, playing the same damn baseball game he plays every fucking day.  I could understand if he was playing Knights of the Old Republic.  But it's the same fucking game, with the same shit music.  It boosts his ego so much that I was challenged to a game.  He chose his "all-star" team, and I chose the Giants, since they are the only baseball team I have ever watched.  Note that I had no prior experience in playing this game.  I won.  It wasn't fun at all.

   My sister was hogging the computer.  Fuck, I hate her using AIM.  The computer was never significant for her until she obtained a screen name.  Who helped her with it, I don't know.  But ever since then, she's been on AIM every day for more hours than me.  My parents don't do a thing about it.  Again, I feel my family collaborate against me.  So I had nothing to do except do some push-ups and clean my room. 

   At about three in the afternoon, everyone left for my brother's last baseball game of the season.  So, I had the house to myself for hours.  Even then, it was fucking boring. 

   I sent my friend Bonnie a message via Myspace (yes, I do have one) but she didn't reply, so she probably hates me for reasons I don't know of.

   My grandpa Ernesto is here.  He's awesome. 

   This has probably been my longest update for months.  This is so because I am fucking bored.

   I just checked some old updates.  This is my longest update since 2004.  May 7th doesn't count because most of it was comprised of stupid shit Guestbook posts from my sister.

June 6, 2005

   I was fighting my brother earlier today.  I let him go, yet he fucking went on a rampage and broke his closet mirror/door.  Haha.  You can see the (high resolution) picture here.

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