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June 10, 2004

   Fuck.  So far, my summer has been alright.  My current daily schedule consists of : wake up, eat breakfast, play video games, eat lunch, take a shit/piss, watch porn, watch movies, sleep.  Note that my schedule does not follow any particular order.  I haven't done anything productive, such as read, write (unless writing an HTML code such as my website's counts), exercise, etc.  That's not so cool.  I should go do one of those things, but I'm fucking hella lazy.  Ha ha.

   Yesterday, Kitto came at about 9:17 in the morning and wanted to exercise.  Bastard.  I woke up at 8 to shower and eat breakfast.  All we did was jog.  Kitto, you bastard.  Later, Jason came over, as he was bored and obviously my house is the coolest place to be.  So, I sat around watching Kitto play Ninja Gaiden.  Kitto sucks at Ninja Gaiden.  I am the Master Ninja, bitch.  Matt came over as well.  It was an excellent way to waste time: watching Kitto suck at Ninja Gaiden, eat candy, have friends over, "cap" on each other, etc.  We also played Blitz (on my Nintendo 64).  I kicked ass and possess major skills. 

   At about 5:30, we left to go see my Uncle Gerry box.  He won.  It was a most splendid victory.  The whole boxing event was awesome.  After that, we went to go eat pizza.  Matt and Kitto must go to Google Images and search for bukkake.

   I'm out.

June 3, 2004

   I haven't updated the site for a long time.  Well, I was unable to update on the grounds that it was the fourth quarter, finals, etc.  I don't give a fuck anymore; I'm a Junior, bitch.  So, I'm done with finals and IMP2 and World History and all that shit, and next year will suck even more with the APs.  At least I won't be in classes with dumbasses who think they possess enough skills to become hardcore rappers.  Hah.  I'm fucking glad that school's over.

   My cousins from LA came over last weekend, and that kicked major ass (this will be transferred to the Articles section eventually).  The whole family (which consists of no less than 100 people) stayed at the Jackson Rancheria for the annual Estrella Family Golf Tournament and the family reunion.  I made twenty bucks being my Grandma's caddy.  So, we (my cousins and I) just hung out and shit.  Last Friday, my dad picked me up.  I stayed at my grandparents' house until he came over.  On Saturday morning, we left for Jackson.  In Jackson, I saw the family.  Man, my family fucking kicks ass. 

   On Saturday, I caddied for my Grandma for four hours and drove the golf cart.  Haha, it's so fun driving the golf cart, especially on a hella long course.  My cousins and I all got golf carts and raced them.  Awesome shit.  I hit some golf balls on the range; I do not think I am ready for next year's tournament.  Saturday night, my cousins and I watched "Club Dread" which was fucking funny.  Penelope...(inside humor).  I played Ninja Gaiden until midnight.

   On Sunday, I caddied yet again for my Grandma.  Again, I drove hella crazy and raced my cousins on the course.  Golf carts kick ass.  After the second day (of the tournament) we had the family reunion, which was awesome.  After the reunion, we went home.  I was up again played Ninja Gaiden.  My cousins left Monday morning, but they'll be back in a few weeks.  Then, we can jam and shit.

   So, this week wasn't so bad.  I had finals, sure, but I didn't give a shit.  On Tuesday, I had my English10 and Biology finals.  In English, we watched (and finished) "Uprising" which was cool.  I had my yearbook passed around the class.  As it turns out, I received some phone numbers (from chicks, not gay men) and justification of Jesus' love for me.  Man.  English was cool.  In Biology, I did the final where we (the classes) rotate around the lab areas and answer the questions.  Then, we went to the lecture hall and took the second part of the final.  Damn it, Tiffany still owes me money.

   Yesterday was fucking kick ass.  I didn't have to study for shit.  My fifth and fourth periods are World History and P.E. (please refer to the Articles section and check out my world history class).  No numbers, except for Scott.  Damn Scott.  In World History, I saw "The Pianist."  No, not the penis, dumb fuck.  Too many movies about World War II.  Damn.  In P.E. I just turned in my lock and had people sign my yearbook. 

   Today was alright.  I had my Japanese1 and IMP2 finals.  In Japanese, I did alright.  I finished most of my written test and the extra credit.  Damn it, my partners for the oral presentation (Wang and Robert) fucked it all up.  Maybe they don't understand "improvisation"?  Fuckers.  Oh well, I know Wang failed; he's such a disgrace to Chinese people.  I did alright in IMP2 as well.  I finished my test, but I'm hella unsure of some answers.  Man, that class was gay.  I don't think I learned shit in there.  Oh well, it's over.

   I went home, and biked back to school to turn in my IMP2 notebook because I get a fucking zero on my test if I don't turn it in.  On my way there, I saw Tarin Brennan.  She was cool.  That will probably be the last time I see her, unless I look in my yearbook.  So, I turned in my IMP2 notebook, and left.  On the way home, I saw Michael and Chico.  Ah, good friends.  We had hella good times at T.C.K.

   When I got home, I played more Ninja Gaiden.  Kitto came over at about four.  I showed him "The Passion of the Jew."  Funny shit.  Then, we went to the Red Cross Club meeting.  I'd write the updates, but I'm not communications officer yet.  Elections are in two weeks, and I'll be running for communications officer.  Damn Scott.  What a lazy ass.  He won't win shit. 

   Tonight, I plan on playing video games.  I'll probably jog in the morning.

   I'm a fucking Junior, motherfucker.