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January 31, 2004

   Tomorrow is the 1st, and my mom says I'm still on probation.  Obviously, for stupid reasons.  Well, two weeks ago I was grounded for not vacuuming the house.  Wow.  Eventually, I was put on this stupid probation for another month.  How?

   As you may know, my siblings are annoying little bastards who had constantly nagged at me for not getting them their own P2P application (e.g. Kazaa, Morpheus, etc.), so they told my mom last week and then she bitched about all this crap about how I hog the computer and shit.  So, I asked how I would be hogging the computer if I couldn't use it.  So, she bitched and bitched and I finally decided to download a copy of Morpheus for these shitheads.  So, I'm setting it up, and my mom asks why the fuck I was on the computer.  I explained that I was on the computer to get my siblings a copy of Morpheus (which I did do) so that they would stop bothering me.  My mom grounded me again, for another month.  So, I'm at my dad's house right now coding in HTML.  My mom is a dumb bitch.  My siblings are ungrateful bastards.  Fuck them.

January 27, 2004

   Nothing great today.  Still grounded, but I still don't give a shit.  I am, once again, the dominance of IMP2.  We're preparing for the CAHSEE in English class (oh well, as long as my real homework gets postponed again and again).  After school, I saw some person with the most un-proportional body ever.  I'll draw it and scan it so you can have a laugh with me, too.

January 23, 2004

   Bah.  I got grounded the other day, so I probably won't update until the 1st, but oh well.  Since we're going to my uncle's house this weekend, I can possibly write an HTML code on his computer and post any updates.  I must admit, today was pretty cool.  Not that I'll share any reasons why.  Hmm, perhaps I'll be more serious about school than I was before, considering the fact that I know I don't work to my potential.  Oh well.  I am a pirate.  Two rants have been posted today.  Sign the guestbook.

January 19, 2004

   Stupid Kitto. Lnei go jeu jeu mm kup duk oh go gau.  I have recently obtained a way to communicate with my cousins who used to live in L.A.

January 18, 2004

   I'm back, motherfuckers.

January 15, 2004

   Haha.  Yesterday, the package came through the mail.  So, I set it up and it didn't work.  I also installed the ISP, not like that shit is good.  I told my parents about SBC Yahoo! DSL; they didn't care.  That's right, we got a DSL modem with AOL!  So, I'm in a happy-go-lucky mood now.  Yeah right.  I'm out.

January 13, 2004

   ARRR!!!!!  I'm a pirate, motherfucker!  Hehe.  Well, today I went around in my classes telling my classmates how I'd be a pirate if I had enough facial hair.  Ah, today was a good day for me, as plenty of my friends read "The Article."  Some are willing to join my cause.  That's all I have to say for now.

January 12, 2004

   Nothing great today.  Most obvious reason was the confirmation of our receiving AOL/DSL package, which is pointless.  I've finished my AOL rant and have printed it out so I may show my friends who might show their friends and so forth.  You can read my AOL rant in the Rants Archives.  Be warned, for it is long.  I've finished my rant on soda bans and grotesquely obese people.  I'm also starting a writing on World History class.  This will be finished tomorrow in either the morning or when I arrive from school.  In it, I have posted class statistics and my overview of the class, as well as the people in there.  I have little else to say.

January 11, 2004

   Ah, since yesterday, I haven't really cared about shit.  Lately I've just sat around reading The Universe in a Nutshell and playing "Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic" (that I've written a review on) and "Age of Empires 2" (which I will write a review on eventually).  So, The Universe in a Nutshell is supposedly a complex book (as my mom says) about, well, the universe.  If you don't know about Stephen Hawking you're either one of two things: 1.) You are pretty fucking stupid to not know about one of the most brilliant minds since Einstein (and if you don't know who that is, then you're seriously a fucking dumbass), or 2.) You're some snotty little kid who's stumbled upon my site because your parents weren't at home or nobody was looking as you searched the Internet for lesbian/gay/fat/pregnant/fat-assed/she-male/animal/inter-racial/celebrity/anal/big-titted/cartoon porn (not that my site has any porn, just a link to a porn site in the Archives, you little shit.  Not that I've advertised.) and you're probably too ignorant to know anything about quantum physics and you want to grow up to be a rapper like Eminem or Snoop Dogg, unless your parents actually want you to succeed.  Kids these days can be fucking little shits (you should see a typical day in Dixon's class; this is not an implication that I'm a kid) and really stupid, as American society is a joke filled with such insipid things such as Nelly's Pimp-Juice and X-TREME Marketing (consult Maddox for X-TREME marketing) and Governors such as Arnold, although I really have nothing against a celebrity Governor who believes he can really make a change outside of his acting career. 

   We'll probably end up getting AOL because my step-dad won't give me an opportunity to find a better ISP.  Oh well.  If I can access Internet Explorer while signed on AOL, like I used to, then I won't have too much of a fucking problem; my step-dad probably will have more problems paying all these extra bills because AOL is obviously shitty as I must explain over and over again and probably won't stop until some other great company rises and destroys AOL.  Maybe I will.  Hehe.

   Recently, Kitto has gotten into "Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic" with help of my obvious persuasive skills, similar to how we got into "The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind."  Ah, and to think, the days spent playing Morrowind were a memory of summer vacation, where I constantly read, exercised, and reflected upon things.  I restarted a whole new Jedi adventure there, too.  After this game is beaten, I'm sure to embrace the powers of the Dark Side of the Force.  Aside from games, I showed my parents my World History final, which I got an easy A on.  Ah, World History, sweet World History.  An easy class with some of the biggest fucking dumbshits I've ever met.  For now, Moriel is not a problem.  When this week started, we got some new dumbass wiggers in our class.  I almost got into a fight with one because he thought he was the toughest motherfucker in the world by talking shit and hitting my head when I wasn't looking; he was mistaken.  I grabbed his throat and twisted my wrist as he begged for my mercy. 

   So, "Age of Empires 2" is a very worthy game.  I have recently begun building a campaign I nicknamed "The Dand."  Maybe I'll write a story about it.  If you're going to find that I'm so stupid as to think up a basic plot in a video game and then expand upon it and throw it in my face, fuck off.  In the end, I have used my imagination to its potential and you have accomplished nothing by your actions, so I win by being better than you. 

   We (the nuclear family and I) went to see "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King" (this is the second time I've seen this) at that one new theater downtown which is a really nice place in a not much better area.  Well, at least my ass didn't hurt while sitting there for approximately 3.5 hours.  On the way home, I asked them to reflect upon what we did for the last 4 hours.  Well, my step-dad first said, "I don't know who won, Green Bay or Philadelphia."  Haha.  My sibling both said, "Ah, it was OK."  OK?  OK?!!!  THIS MOVIE IS FUCKING EPIC!!!!  IT DOESN'T DESERVE SUCH SHIT AS OK!!!!!!!!  Well, anyway, I'll write another review on this movie and in the review I shall write about our car conversation that occurs every once in a blue M&M.  Drink your millk, foo.

   My mom now has morning classes at Delta.  She could bring me to school everyday, but she'd be likely to get me to school after 8, which is not good.  So, Kitto can still provide transportation services to school in exchange for my transportation services from school.  Haha.  Bijan was just scolded.  He never sleeps in his room being the big scaredy-cat he is.  He'll sleep in either my sister's room, or my parents' room.  He never sleeps is my room, nor should he think about it.  If he did, he'd better stay scared because of 1.) My monstrous evening calls (snoring), and 2.) I sleep in near pitch-black and can't really sleep unless it is.  I still don't fucking get why he's fucking scared all the time.  (When we were watching The Return of the King, I basically had to sit on his hands so he wouldn't close his ears during the whole movie.  Anyway, my mom said he has to sleep in his room.  My mom babies him too much and I had to persuade her to persuade Bijan into sleeping in his own room.  My mom says that if he doesn't sleep in his room, then he doesn't get a room, and we'll sell all his stuff and make it more of a play room, for me, of course.  Well, that's great.  I get to benefit like hell in this situation, if my mom really wants to sell all his stuff.  Yay, we get to go to plenty of pawn shops and card stores and all these places and I receive all money earned, plus a room to put a lot of my video games and my drum set in.  Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you about that.  Well, I have a drum set.  Have a nice day.

January 10, 2004

   Although I am still not connected to the Internet, I will write about what shit is going on in my life, be it pessimistic or worth the future I work for, whatever the future may hold for me.  If you've been to my house, then you've probably seen that old-ass DSL modem that's been sitting mint-conditioned in its box in the garage.  The only thing I have against it is the mentioning of AOL on the box.  Now, I am unsure of whether I'll need to install AOL to connect to the Internet or not, but I won't take that chance, due to the fact that AOL is stupid and shitty and that if you use AOL, I suggest getting NetZero High Speed.  Well, I'm being scolded for not trying to install that DSL modem, so my step-dad decides to call that cursed company.  All he cares about in an internet connection is price and familiarity, not quality.  And he is definitely unaware of NetZero or any underground ISPs.  So, he asks the dude on the phone (I quietly picked up the phone downstairs to hear in on this) if he can use the old DSL modem that AOL charged us $100 for, and I don't know any fucking reason why besides the fact that I know AOL is a stupid company that should be shut down immediately if the Apocalypse is to be avoided.  Anyhow, We can't use the old DSL modem; however, AOL decides to charge us more money and are sending us a brand new DSL modem with AOL shit.  Wow.  My step-dad ignores and doubts my computer knowledge as he said, "What do YOU fucking know about computers?  How many people wish they had something like this?  Yeah, shut up."  Well, fuck you.  My computer knowledge obviously surpasses yours any day.  If people wish they have a DSL connection, that's fine.  If you wish you had AOL with that, then you're a moron.  I believe AOL is for either stupid people who don't know how the Internet works for shit or they're too poor to get a Cable/DSL and/or their parents won't let them get a better connection.  He asks me how we used to connect to the Internet and asks if that was through AOL.  I told him that we had a modem (I didn't mention dialup to test his supposed computer-prodigy-ness that I don't possess).  He disagreed.  It's obvious he doesn't know shit about computers and doesn't care if we connect to the Internet in one of the shittiest ways possible.  I believe my mom sides with me on this debate, although she doesn't really fucking care how we get a connection.  So, AOL costs, what, $40 a month?  (Please excuse me if I was not accurate in that)  My mom says that our cable connection had only cost us $50 a month.  So fuck yes I would rather have a connection that's blazing fast and not have to pay for all that stupid shit that AOL supposedly possesses and others do not, besides a pop-up blocker.  The pop-up blocker and the file library are the only things I respect about AOL.  Kitto told me the pop-up blocker worked, which convinces me, and I have found the file library useful.  Well, I'll write about AOL as my first rant, which you can now see in the Rants archives.  Compuserve is not very different from AOL, like I give. 

January 9, 2004

   Today, we have started watching Minority Report in English.  I might write a review on that, but I'm not sure.  I might also write about The Last Samurai, but don't count on it.  Recently, we finished watching Fahrenheit 4 5 1, which I will definitely write a review on.  This morning, I woke up late.  So, Kitto left.  My parents told me that I'll have to run to school because I was up too late playing games.  Well, the galaxy can't give any time to be saved in Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.  So, I went to Matt's house to get a ride, but he left.  I went home and my dad said I could go with him, but he'll be dropping the kids off at school first (Brookside Elementary School, which sucked).  So I got to school at 8:30 and went to the Attendance Office.  I got no late slip because I needed either a note from my parents or a call from my parents.  Well, shit, I didn't know.  My "car trouble" excuse was not excused, either, and I was told to go Study Hall.  Fuck, car trouble worked for me last year twice.  Shit, I wasn't about to go to Study Hall, either.  I don't really get why people hate Dolores so much; hell, she may seem a little ridiculous at times, but she carries on some funnyass conversations that I've heard during 0 period.  So, I technically ditched 1st period and I did not really enjoy it.  I went to the park and kept to myself in the midst of the thick fog and did my homework.  Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood still rules, even though he is deceased.

January 6, 2004