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January 16, 2006

   Hey all, I've moved to a new host.  I'd like the thank Geocities (if that's possible) for hosting, and all the readers I've had over the last few years.  The new page is shitsoft.org

January 12, 2006

   Tight, I just went on a fucking rampage, and now the house is a mess.  I'm all calmed down, and now I have to clean.

January 7, 2006

   I was playing Fable earlier today, and I reflected on to how I acquired this game.  Fable is one of the best RPGs I have ever played.  My character is fucking evil and kills anything and everything.

   Anyways, I was at the mall a few days before New Year's Eve because everything is discounted.  I stopped by the Gamestop along with my cousin to pick up some games.  I found copies of Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory and Fable.  I needed another copy of Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory because my brother loses every fucking thing of mine that happens to be into his room.  So I picked those up and brought them to the counter, and the guy was telling me I needed an ID to buy rated 'M' games.  I asked him why he needed to see my ID, since the label on rated 'M' says for persons 17 and older.  He refused to answer, so I asked my cousin (who happens to be 20) to help me out.  The guy refused to sell.

   So, I scoured the mall in search of my mom to come with me to Gamestop to buy the games I wanted.  We get in line, I hand her the money, and the guy at the counter is telling her the content of the games.  "Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory has a Mature rating for blood, strong language, and violence.  Fable also has a Mature rating, it also has certain sexual themes."  Blah, blah, blah....my mom didn't give a shit.  I told him, "Dude, do you want my fucking money or not?"  He refused service.

   Did I complain to the manager like some nancy-boy?  No.  I flipped the guy off, told him to go fuck himself, and went to the other mall.  I walked into Software Etc., picked up the same games, and bought them without the guy requesting an ID.  If my mom wasn't there with me, I would have fucking socked that dude in the mouth and then swung my leg over the counter so my combat boot would land in his eye.  Fucking bastard.  The lesson I learned:  Fable is a great game.

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