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December 29, 2004

   Earlier, I was reflecting on my Winter Break.  Man, Winter Break is so short, but this year's has been awesome.  I've had my friends come over twice and we've gotten all retarded and shit, which is awesome.  I went to a friend's party, which was awesome.  My Christmas was hella cool.  I got a lot of stuff I wanted.  My parents gave me a BC Rich Bronze Warlock, which I wanted.  I got a LEGO set because everyone knows that LEGOs kick ass.  I have plenty of money to spend, and I haven't gone shopping for after-Christmas clearance stuff.  What sucks is: no one gave me a BowFlex.  I wanted a BowFlex pretty badly, but it's cool.  New Year's is coming up, indeed.  I'm going to my grandparents' new house in a seemingly remote location. 

   One thing that sucks balls about Winter Break is the homework.  I don't want any fucking homework over Winter Break, and I'm sure no one else wanted it either.  Why the fuck do the teachers want to assign all this shit, just to end up grading everything?  It pisses me off.  Fuck, ass.

   I've posted a fan written letter in the articles section, and I've written a response to it.  My Navigation Pane has been reduced because the old Pane was never worked on.

December 20, 2004

   I have plenty of time tonight to actually start on the new article.  So, the vice principal won't let me drop any of my APs, so I can't do any of those things that I listed on the last update.  It sucks ass.  Next year, when I'm a Senior, I'll get to those things.  I didn't think my Junior year would suck so much ass.  Last year was so fucking fun.  My APs make my IMP2 class seem hexa fun. 

   To be more optimistic, Christmas is in a matter of 5 days.  Oh mother fucking yeah.  My brother told me I got swords for Christmas.  He showed me the contents of the box, and I saw no swords.  I saw a pair of sai.  Hell yeah.  I have new weapons that I can use for decoration and capitol punishment.  As his Christmas present to me, my dad is going to give me money and take me out to go buy a whole bunch of shit.  There are some great movies out in the theaters, and I probably won't watch any because my mom doesn't really take me anywhere.  If she does take me somewhere, it's probably the mall.  And, when we're at the mall, my sole purpose is to carry 5-6 gigantic bags for about 7 hours. 

   I had some friends over last Friday.  It was awesome.  We played plenty of Halo 2, and ate Carl's Jr.  But, my step-dad fucking orders me the wrong Six Dollar Burger, dammit.  Damn ADD mofo.  I remember my mom telling him 'Western Bacon Six Dollar Burger' to him over the phone, and he bought me a Six Dollar Burger.  What the hell.  So, I was sad because I had no bacon, onion rings, or barbecue sauce.  I showed "The Boondock Saints" to my friends, who undoubtedly like the movie.

   To all the fellow Maggots out there, I'm learning Disasterpiece.

December 5, 2004

   No new Article yet.  I know my site is starting to suck ass.  I'm not as angry as before, I have no new Articles, and my updates are not as great.  I've taken the Boondock Saints clip out of the background.  Lately I've been getting along with my brother, which is a surprise to all.  Last night during my kick ass party, we were wrestling.  It was awesome.  I'd write about how the party went, but the sharing of the experience would be inappropriate.  Those who were at my party are the only people who know I throw awesome parties.

   Anyways, I'm going to request a meeting with the vice principal because my counselor can't get me out of my AP classes.  I fucked up this year (and of all years to fuck up, it had to be my junior year).  I have no one to blame but myself for failing.  But anyways, I hope the vice principal is awesome enough to let me drop both of them.  If not, I'll probably fail the second semester as well.  If so, I'm going to Adult School, bitch.  HAHA.  Fuck, I hate my AP classes.

   I'll have to call up the DMV pretty soon.  I finished Driver's Education back in October, and I have yet to take my permit test.  The only issue is: I don't want to take my permit test in Stockton.  I've heard about the waiting time in the Stockton DMV compared to the Lodi DMV, and I am convinced that I want to take my permit test in Lodi.  My mom probably won't take me to the Lodi DMV, so I will have to find an alternate means of transportation.

   Anyway, here's a small list of things I'm going to do if I drop my APs:

   -Not fuck up during the second semester

   -Get a job (Jordan claims to put in the good word for me at the McDonald's he works at)

   -Go back to the Red Cross Club

   -Save money for a new drum set (or just new percussion material)

   -Join a band

   -"Re-awesome-ize" my site

   -Play more video games

   -Get more exercise

December 2, 2004

   It's December.  This time, I really have a great Article coming up.  If I have no homework tomorrow, I will definitely work on it.  Oh yeah, and I should be posting on that one fan-written letter from last school year. 

   So this week has gone by very quickly.  Recently, I've been eating "soup" for breakfast.  Chemistry is once again easy as fuck.  My last two English essays were the best I've written this year, and I got a perfect score on my last terminology quiz.  Japanese 2 is the same as usual; it is a fun class.  IMP3 still stands as my favorite class.  I now hate AP U.S. History. 

   Today was pretty cool.  When I got to school, I bought my breakfast.  The soup they serve sucks (I can make a better soup) and they fill it with warm water.  What the hell.  They need boiling water in those containers, because I'm not waiting those three minutes as the lid directions state.

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