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April 27, 2004

   Fuck, today sucked ass.  I went to school and got some breakfast.  I saw Joy walking by, and I hella yelled at her.  'Twas fun.  Then I went to my first period and took those damn STAR tests.  Guess what?  I didn't know shit on the tests I took today.  Why?  Well, for one thing, the social studies portion.  As if I wanted to learn shit back in 8th grade; there were questions on the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and some other shit.  I have an A in Mr. Dixon's class, but come fucking on, it's Mr. Dixon's class. Tons of dumbshits who slow the class down.  If you need further information, read my Article on my World History class.  Fuck, we barely started World War 1.  Another thing was the IMP2 test.  How the fuck am I supposed to know shit when I have a teacher who sucks at teaching.  Mr. Roberson taught better than the Gay.  Oh yeah, the Gay's back, but you already knew that.  So, I really don't give a fuck about the tests I took today.

   After school, I tried to crack some jokes with my mom, but she started yelling at me and shit.  I went to the mall to get Matt a gift, as tomorrow is his birthday.  When I got home, I decided to make a sandwich and watch a movie.  Then, I decided to continue working on my drum set.  Actually, my drum set is more like mess.  I took everything apart and I'm trying to tune it.  I still need something to dampen my fucking bass drum because it sounds like shit.  I hate wearing this fucking thing (there is an object in my mouth that contributes to the straightening of my teeth). 

   My sister is complaining about blood all over the bathroom.  I walk in, and I see the blood, as well as tissue.  The blood looks as if it was sneezed out.  Perhaps my sister doesn't know what a fucking bloody nose is? 

April 26, 2004

   Hey, shitfucks, I got my braces off.  STAR testing is this week.  Nothing much else going on, so fuck you!!!

April 23, 2004

   This week has been pretty fucking boring.  I had my Japanese presentation about the Miyagi Prefecture, which went smoothly.  Mr. Roberson's leaving, so fuck.  The Gay is coming back.  Fuck.  New unit in Biology.  In P.E. we'll be doing some archery by next Friday.  Hell yeah.  I'll bust out with Lord of the Rings or Zelda shit.  Mr. Dixon is back in World History.  He has restored order.  Damn those white people who think they are black.  In fact, damn nearly everyone in that class.  In English, I'm doing a project on The Three Stooges and How They Kick Ass.

   Lately, I've been listening to some very heavy metal and kicking the shit out of my bag, to cope with a bunch of shit that's been going on.  I won't tell, as it's very personal shit.  Oh yeah, I'm 16.  I changed my hairstyle; my hair looks similar to Jim Root's. Haha,  Recently, I've revealed my hate to Joy, and she asks why.

April 16-17, 2004

   Haha.  I've had tons of fun over the past three days.  On Thursday, I held my social gathering.  Disturbingly, however, only Kitto and Matt came over.  I expected two other people, but oh fucking well.  Kitto, Matt, and I had stayed at my house for awhile, playing video games and watching Sexual Harassment Panda.  Kitto and I went to the Red Cross Club meeting, but before that, we picked up Na'eel, whom I got to meet.  Indeed, he seems like he is a person who could easily convert me to another religion, as Kitto claims that Na'eel possesses the speech craft skill of 1,000,000.  At the meeting, the Happy Birthday Song was sung to me.  Haha.  And I'll be 16 in 2 fucking days motherfuckers.  Indeed, we shall celebrate this with beer, tissue, lotion, and tons of porn.  No, just kidding.  What I'll really do is throw a superfantastic party with half of the school invited, and we'll have kegs, and drunken white chicks for everyone, tons of orgies, drugs, and my parents will (fortunately) be out at a business meeting (which will also include a dance, socializing, etc.).  No, just kidding (again).  Now, "fo' realz", I'll just go to school and tell some people about my birthday (there is no party, motherfuckers), go home, eat, do my homework, sleep, and wake up again the next day, go to school, go home, eat, do my homework, sleep, and wake up again, and the cycle will continue on and on, because that's what I do for five fucking days of every week, with the exception of the Red Cross Club.  Anyways, after the Club meeting, I called my step-dad, and he argues with me that there is no movie theater open past midnight, even though I eventually showed him the Fandango site and all these show times past midnight.  In the end, he says that he was still correct and that those times were during the day, and the webmaster simply made a taipeeng erer.  So, we didn't see The Punisher, as I planned for a whole fucking month ahead.  Instead, Kitto, Matt, and I went to Naughty Nick's and hung out.  And guess what, bitch?  I beat my first fucking level on Dance Dance Revolution, on the basic level!  Fuck yeah, motherfuckers.  Oh yeah.  Kitto made The Super Slice and I took it home and gave it to my brother, who ungratefully rejected it, the bastard.  I was up until 4 a.m. from Thursday to Friday.

   Friday.  I didn't do a lot.  Most of my day was devoted to Morrowind (and these great MODs I found).  My grandparents came over and assisted my mom with the landscaping.  If you look outside to the left of the front door, you will see no vegetation of any sort.  And no, I did not help at all, because I'm a terrible son and a complete dick.  No, actually, I would have helped if my superior skills and techniques of gardening needed some incorporating, but they didn't, so I didn't help.  Last night, I had something around 4 cups of coffee (the rest of the pot from dinner, wasting coffee is no good) and watched tons of great movies like The Crow and Mr. Nice Guy.  I went to bed at 4:30, but I couldn't sleep (remember the coffee?).  So, I used my Splinter Cell skills and haunted the cat (and everyone else!) until about 5:30.  At 5:45, I went jogging around Brookside, and returned at 6:30, just in time to do my laundry and cook oatmeal.  I had the children watch Bowling for Columbine, and had my sister summarize it.  She did.  And here I am, bitch!  I am not one fucking bit tired.  I feel as though my essence is vigor.  Having lots of coffee and chiminchangas while watching action movies kicks some motherfucking ass motherfuckers.  New article in the archives.  It's about earlier today, so read it shitheads.

April 14, 2004

   Today was OK.  I've been playing Morrowind for so fucking long.  But hey, when you download a shitload of mods for such an awesome game...I probably write a review on Morrowind and post it before the break ends.  Anyways, I woke up, got dressed, took a piss, etc. then immediately turned on the computer and played Morrowind.  At about 12:30, we left to Costco.  I got my eyes checked, and I'm going to get new glasses (after 2 years of the same pair).  My sister has a new keyboard (not for a computer, mind you) that is pretty fucking awesome.  We went to the mall as well.  I bought a Rob Zombie CD.  I was going to buy some games at GameStop if they had that occasional buy two used games, get one free deal, but they didn't.  After that, we went to the orthodontist's office.  I had my braces tightened hella, so I won't be eating and beef jerky for awhile, and fuck, that sucks.  Good news is, I'll be getting my braces removed in about a week.  After I left, I had some ice cream, and pandas love ice cream, too.  Fuck, I've played so much Morrowind over the past few days.  God damn.  I'm having a small social gathering tomorrow.

April 12, 2004

   Hey, shitheads.  It's 1:30 AM and I just got back from a long LA trip, and it kicked major ass.  I'll be posting some articles up this week.  My birthday is in a matter of a week.  Go read the articles section.  I might post some pictures I took while I was in LA.

April 1, 2004

   I'm bored.  Today was April Fools Day.  Wow.  I expected that I'd have to tell someone to fuck off if they asked me out today.  I bought the Morrowind Game of the Year Edition, and it has cursed me.  I now devote hours to hunting down assassins and serving one of the three gods.  I have saved my queen, and served my king well.  Today has been boring.  I own your soul and that of your first born, and that is no April Fools joke.  Have a good day.