I wish I knew someone named Humphrey who like to hog things, like the remote control or bag of popcorn at a movie. That way I could say things like "Humphrey, don't bogart the remote control!" or "Humphrey, don't bogart the popcorn!" or even "Humphrey, don't you ever stop bogarting? Why don't you go looking for a silly statue of a bird?"

That would be nice.