Paranoid City
Sarcastic and imaginative tales of a world that doesn't exsist and will probably never exsist.
Rudolph the Alcoholic

We had an intervention today; Rudolph has been drinking very frequently and we were getting a little worried about him. So we all gathered around and tried to help him. It didn't go so well: Rudolph got angry and defensive and tried to hit Dasher. And when Dasher ducked, Rudolph threw a beer bottle at Santa (who was standing behind Dasher at the time). Rudolph then fled the workshop, probably headed towards a bar. If you see him, please refrain from buying him a drink--it will only hurt him in the end.

2006-12-20 03:31:53 GMT
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