*Standing tall, with a huge mouth and needle-like hair, Hubbs leads HUD*

Hubbs: Look at you fuckers! The look on your faces when you saw us.......goddamn pathetic!

Voytek: Ill admit, I wasnt expecting you 4 to be on the go just yet. We fucked that up nice and good.

Hubbs: Simian, it looks like there is a stranger in this team nowadays, eh?

*Arms draggin across the ground from such gargantuan length, and a huge hunchback, Simian stands next to Hubbs*

Simian: Guess so. Maybe I should handle him since I became the 4th on your team.

Voytek: If you are gonna fight Fat, your fighting me as well.

Hubbs: Fat, huh? What a stupid ass name. Not that any of that stuff matters from here on out.

Simian: Well, it looks like im gonna have to take both of them on then yeah? Only 3 of us came out here and there are 4 of them.

Hubbs: Yeah, I would say that might have to be the situation. By the way Panda, long time no see.

Panda: Ah.

Hubbs: Have you slowed down at all lately? My speed is faster than ever, seeing as none of you noticed my needle poo poo hit.

Panda: Whether you sped up or not since our last meeting, its irrelevant.

Hubbs: Oh? you shouldnt be so sure of yourself, Panda. That was always your problem, and one day you are gonna lose.

Panda: If your so confident, then prove it to me. Lets take this somewhere else so no one gets hit in our crossfire. You know nobody else can keep up with our speed.

Hubbs: You have a good point. I dont want any interferance either when I start beating the fuck out of you.

Panda: So its settled? Lets go.

Hubbs: Pick the place, and ill follow you.

*Both of them disappear in a flash. Speed against speed!*

TT: For fuck sake! Panda just ups and leaves like that. Go figure.

Voytek: Werent you just listening to him? Even you should know by now that its for the better they arent here.

Fat: Voytek, what happened to the attempt to resolve the issue before fighting?

Voytek: Its past that now. There is no getting through to them, as we found out from last time. Worse than that, you arent exactly ready to fight yet.

Fat: What?

Voytek: Use what you can, but stay close to me at every moment.

Simian: Ha! Voytek, you wont be an easy match, but having that stupid lowly asshold by your side still makes this a one on one in my eyes.

TT: Id say 3 on one buddy. It doesnt look like you got anyone else with you to hold me bac.......

*POW!!!!! The Tomiya goes down HARD from one hit to the back of the head!*


******************************PART 2******************************


TT: UGH!!!! Fuckin mother of fuck! Who the fuck did that?!?!

Simian: Bout fuckin time Grant! Dont think cuz your Hubbs' favorite that you can lag behind whenever you want!

*Standing 4 feet tall with massive fuckin hooters, Grant stands above The Tomiya with fear written all over her!*

Grant: Shut your fucking mouth newbie! You just got into this organization so dont run your mouth to me! Ill fucking KILL YOU!

Simian: Alright, alright. Im just sayin, we need to work smart here.

Grant: What the fuck do you think I was doing back there? The surprise attack was obviously planned. Take care of those two and ill finish off this skinny fuck.

TT: You fucking bitch! Ill fucking kill you!

Grant: Oh?? Is that so?

*The Tomiya, always happy and rowdy, rarely gets angry at something*

TT: For the sake of controlling myself, I refuse to remain angry with you. But the fight is on!

Grant: To avoid crossfire, maybe we should go some place else too eh?

TT: Whatever your giant fuckin mellon-ass wants to do.

Grant: Keep making comments. Really, keep it up.

TT: I will ho.

*Grant thinks to herself.....'im going to do a lot more than kill you.'*

Simian: Well, it looks like everything is settled then yeah?

Voytek: Whenever your ready. This shouldnt take too long.

Simian: Dont get cocky!!!! *Takes his long hand and buries it in his ass. Pulling out a gob of fresh duece, he lunges it at Voytek*

*Voytek dives out of the way and as a result of the distraction, he sees a long arm come flailing at his face*

Voytek: Shit! Im not gonna dodge in time!!

FWAP!!!!!

Simian: Whaaaaaaaat???

*Fat jumps in between the two just in time and catches Simian's arm in between his ass cheeks!!*

Fat: Though im not ready to fight, I wont sit back and watch Voytek take a hit like that. Maybe you shouldnt underestimate me just yet?

*Fat farts on Simian's locked arm and begins burning it*

Simian: Gaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! *flexes his arm and the muscles bounce Fat's buttcheeks off his arm*

Simian: You fucking cocksucker! That burned like hell. If you think this is all I have your in for some shocking surprises.

Voytek: We're ready. Give us what you got! Lets DO THIS!!!!!


****3 epic battles are about to begin!! How will each of them pan out?!?! Can Team JanikBus dispose of HUD?!****