Fat: HYAAAAAAAAAAAGGHH!!!!

*Fat begins his training by bending over and taking a massive fuckin dump*

Fat: *Pant...pant...* Aw man, so good.

Voytek: So NOT good. Whether if feels good or not, taking a dump is entirely different, now and forever.

Fat: Well, you told me the first thing I need to do is lay turd all over the ground, which I did, and I fail to see the point here.

Voytek: Look at your poo. What does it look like right now?

Fat: Definitely solid this time, but more mushy than petrified rock hard. Why, whats it  supposed to be?

TT: Thats just the thing fat boy! Ya gotta mold it to whatever form you want, fuckin on call and shit!

Voytek: Exactly. The first step in being able to use your talents to your advantage, is to mold your shit to your liking. Whatever the situation calls for, thats what type of shit needs to explode out of your rear end.

Fat: I gotta say, this is sounding really fuckin enticing!

TT: Fuckin A dude!

Voytek: Panda, give Fat an example of molding.

Panda: Ah.

*Panda drops his drawers, lifts one leg and liquid shit soars out of his ass, encasing a boulder 15 feet away. The moment it splashes all over the boulder, he takes it to the next level....Panda clenches his butt cheeks together, HARD, and the liquid covering hardens to solid crap, forcing
the boulder into imprisonment.*

Fat: A....amazing.

Voytek: What Panda did is a perfect example of molding, followed by transmolding, as his poo poo went from liquid to solid. This is a good move to imprison a normal eye sore criminal. Its one step above standard molding.

Fat: Still, that was fuckin incredible! I mean........who does that??

TT: Welcome to the life of a Controller, mother fucker!!

Panda: Ah, soon these will be normal moves used to pan out more advanced moves in battle.

Fat: ........more....advanced?

Voytek: Heh, heh. Fat.........if you were amazed by THAT, you're in for one hell of a ride.   This.......is just the beginning.


PART 2


Fat: So lets get to this already! Teach me how molding is accomplished!

Voytek: All it is, is what muscles you use in your anus. As of now, all you probably know is to push in and out, like every other human being, right?

Fat: Ehhhhh, im not so sure about that one.

*Everyone's eyes rise in curiosity*

Fat: Because my farts are so fuckin putrid.........

Voytek: ..........you have learned to control more muscles in your butthole.

Fat: Yep.

Voytek: (thinks to himself) Fat, you're more ahead of things right out of the gate than I thought.

Voytek: If this is true, then you can mold right now. The next time you have a dump ready, as it releases, control it by using the extra muscles.

Fat: Alright, I got another comin as we speak.

Voytek: Remember, poo comes out of the butt generally as a solid. If you use your exterior muscle, it guarnatees solidity. The interior muscle however, breaks down the poo to liquid by the time it comes out of your dumper. Since you cant transmold yet, shoot out liquid on this rock, followed by solid for the remaining of your duece.

Fat: Alright, here it goes!

Fat: HUUUURRRRRRRRRRR! UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*BLAST!!!!!!! The rock is covered in brown gooey goodness*

Fat: YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

*FLUMP!!!!!!! A giant fucking lincoln log careens out of Fat's ass like a pirate's cannonball, landing on top of the slosh and slowly streaming down the slippery rock*

TT: Fucking nice!!

Voytek: Well done Fa.........*Voytek is startled at what he sees!*

Fat: OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!!

*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF* A stinkier than fuck fart seeps out of Fat's ass and floats onto the doo covered rock. The rock instantly melts into molten steam.

*Voytek, The Tomiya, Panda.......all 3 stand there, wide eyed, amazed at the surprising nature that is Fat Sloppy!*

Fat: Ho...holy fuck! Did you guys see that?? I didnt mean to fart after this, it just came out, but I fucking DOMINATED that rock, haha! Sucks to be him.

Voytek: Guys, I think we have another gem on our hands. For the next week, I will train Fat with odds and ends, finishing touches........and a couple new moves. After that..........we will begin our journey into the northern hemisphere.

*Fat smiles a big smile, happy that he has found people like him. He has never felt so alive, and decides this is the beginning of his new life*


****In the next chapter, a week has passed and their training is completed. Its time to journey into the north!!****