*The battle! It has begun!!*

*FWoosh! Fwoosh!*

*Clink! Clink!*

*Hubbs launches poo needles as Panda rejects them both with shit daggers*

Hubbs: Whooooo!

*Hubbs flashes out of Pandas sight, slowing down and reappearing above Panda*

Hubbs: Take this!

*POW!*

*Panda, without looking, uppercuts Hubbs as he comes down on Panda. Hubbs flails backwards from the hit, Panda veers towards him with his shit daggers thrusting both towards Hubbs body. Hubbs throws both hands out to protect his body*

*FTTCCCCHHH*

*Both daggers stab into his hands, piercing through the other end. Hubbs whips his hands out of the daggers, grabs Panda's throat with his blood saoked hands and whips him into a large boulder*

Panda: Come.

Hubbs: Done.

*Panda turns around, bends over and fires uncountable amounts of shit bullets at Hubbs*

Hubbs: Hmph, not quick enough Panda.

*Hubbs squats, knocks out a mega long petrified lincoln log the length of him, picks it up off the ground and uses it as a bo staff, blocking every bullet with insane reflexes*

*Clink! Clink! Clink! Clink! Clink! Clink! Clink! Clink! Clink! Clink! Clink! Clink! Clink! Clink! Clink! Clink! Clink! Clink!*

Hubbs: HA!

*Panda stands up straight and turns around facing Hubbs*

Hubbs: That some new technique or something? I have something for you.

Panda: Not yet.

*Panda bends over again and quickly flaps his butt cheeks, THE signature move*

Panda: RELEASE!

*BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!*

*Every single shit bullet blocked from the bo staff that lay on the ground all around Hubbs and wedged in the staff simultaneously explode*

Panda: Perfect..................but did it really do the job?

*Wooosh!*

*Out of the clearing smoke, Hubbs comes soaring in the air towards Panda, as burn marks cover his body from the explosion*

Hubbs: Fucking Die!!!!!!!

Panda: Not fast enough

*Panda ducks and avoids the blowing attempt from the staff, then jumps to avoid the immediate sweep from the bo, landing safely.*

Hubbs: If you think this is all I have, you are in trouble Panda. You can dodge my bo now, but can you after this?!

*Panda watches in horrific fashion, as Hubbs drops his pants completely, shoves the front half of his staff up his dickhole, pulls it out and starts attacking Panda with a piss covered staff*

*Woosh, Wish, Woosh, Woosh*

Panda: Ahhh!! Gyahh! Fuck!

*With every swing dodged, drops of piss trickle off the staff and unavoidingly wap Panda in the face and body, in turn burning HIM*

Hubbs: How does it feel Panda? How the fuck does it feel to be burned?!

Panda: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

*Panda's eyes dim to a light pink from the normal red. Evil is leeking out slowly but not completely*

Panda: Hit me! Hit me again!

*Hubbs swings full force and fucking SMASHES Panda in the face with the staff! Not a sound from Panda, as half his face is burnt badly from the hit.*

Hubbs: What the........

*Hubbs tries to pull the staff back for a second hit but it wont move. Panda purposely gets hit and grabs the staff the minute it hits his face*

Panda: Did you like that?! Did you like what you just did?? I fucking like it!

Hubbs: (to himself) Shit! Those eyes. Carnation colored.............could he.....?

Panda: Why do you stare at me that way? Im not changing! I never will! But you can push close to it, and it will only be worse and worse for you!!

*Panda rips the staff out of Hubbs hands, shoves it up his own ass, pulls it back out and devilishly licks the tip of it*

Panda: Come here Hubbs! Come taste my fucking treat!!!!!!

Hubbs: This is bad..........


**********************************PART 2**************************


*Panda comes at him, striking so fast that Hubbs has a hard time dodging all the blows*

*Wack! Wap! Smack! Wap!*

*Hubbs takes quite a few blows from his own staff, now covered in shit all over his body, well aware of the explosives engraved in the shit*

Panda: This is it! Butt-Fucking-Cheek-Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!!!!!

*Woopish*

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!


............................................................


*the smoke clears*

Hubbs: Congratulations Panda.

*the smoke clears more*

Panda: What............what the fuck are you?

Hubbs: Huh? Oh, you must be surprised that im untouched, let along in pieces all over the ground.

Panda: What are you Hubbs? What have you become?

Hubbs: Im still human Panda. Dont worry, you arent in that much trouble.

Panda: How did you dodge all the explosions?

Hubbs: I can piss vitamins into my mouth made of the antidotes of your techniques. I cant do it until I have seen the technique once, but once I have, you cannot use it on me again.

Panda: Is that so? Then I am gonna have some problems. (Panda's eyes have turned back to red again)

Hubbs: Believe me, thats as far as you g..........!!

*Panda disappears before Hubbs even finishes his sentence*

Hubbs: Where the fuck you go?

*Silence*

Hubbs: Wait for it............wait for it.................

*Silence*

Hubbs: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait.....................

...........

Panda: *whispers into Hubbs ear* Behind you Hubbs.

*Hubbs leaps forward to get distance from Panda behind him and whips around in mid air, Panda out of sight*

Hubbs: Fuck! Where did he go so fast?

*VOODGDGDDDDDDDDGDGDGDDGDDGEEDEDEDEDEDEDE!!!!!!!!!!!!*

*Panda careens up from under the ground at Hubbs in the air, remembering the move he learned from Voytek, with shit spikes attached to his entire body*

Hubbs: Shit! This isnt good!

*Panda wraps his arms around Hubbs and squeezes him tightly, spikes goin into his body and blood spurting out of Hubbs mouth*

Hubbs: Gaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!! Im not finished!!!

*Hubbs, as they both go tumbling toward the ground, soils the hell outta himself with piss, which burns the fuck outta Panda being clung against him*

Panda: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*FOOMP* *They both fall down to the ground, Panda still attached to Hubbs with spikes in his body, burnt by piss, looks into Hubbs eyes......*

...........Hubbs.............this is the end................

Panda: RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hubbs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Panda vomits full force into Hubbs face from inches away, burning the FUCK out of him and melting his face away slowly*

Hubbs: GGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY FUCKING FACE!!!!

*Hubbs gets a boner and points his dick towards whats left of his face, shooting a vitamin into his mouth that prevents being burned by puke again*

*Slosh!*

*Hubbs shoves Panda off of him, spikes coming out and blood drenching the ground disgustingly*

Hubbs: Uhhhhhhh fuck Panda! You fucked me up fucking badly. Im gonna die here soon if this keeps up! Do you want me to die?!?!

*Panda walks up to Hubbs casually and looks him right in the eyes*

Panda: I have no emotion anymore Hubbs. Thanks to you, I have no feeling again. I dont care about anything. I WILL protect the people I am close to, but I have no feeling for them anymore. YOU, are no longer a close person to me.

*Hubbs stands there, on a last whim of fight and hope, watching the hate for him in Panda's eyes*

*Panda grabs Hubbs by the top of the head, shoves his entire arm down Hubbs mouth, into his stomach, and pulls out all the vitamin supplaments he just ate*

Hubbs: Ack! Cough! What are you doing?

Panda: Taking what little you have left away.

.....................Now Fucking.....................

..............................Die.




*Panda turns around, fired shit all over Hubbs' arms and legs, slaps his cheeks together and explodes all 4 limbs into nothingness.*


Hubbs: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Panda: Now you lay there, with no limbs, fucking worthless.......................and a second away from pure death.

*PUKE!*

*Panda yaks all over Hubbs face, petrifies it encased around his entire head with another cheek slap and explodes Hubbs head all over the ground, trees and Panda's body.*

Panda: Ohhhhh yes. Yes Hubbs. Pieces of your face and brain......all over my body. Mmmmmm. I will collect it all, make a necklace of it and wear it forever. My ode to the man that destroyed everything inside me.



****What the fuck just happened?!?! Hubbs is dead!! Panda unleashes things we never imagined!! Next chapter, what has happened between to Voytek and Fat?!?!****