The Fat Sloppy Saga
Read about an epic battle involving things you would never imagine!
Chapter 9: This is Voytek! This is War!!



*FWUMP*

*Simian goes down to the ground off a punch from Voytek*

Simian: PTAAA! *spits blood on ground* I may be new to HUD, but this wont be as easy as it seems.

Voytek: You arent giving me much of a challenge buddy. I havent even scratched the surface of what im capable of.

Simian: I want that new kid, but it looks as though I gotta go through you first, eh?

Voytek: Got that right. Even I dont know Fat that well yet, but I will put my life on the line to protect someone that fights for the same reason I do.

Simian: Worthless. Fucking worthless what you have become.

Voytek: Oh?

Simian: Why, with all the power you have compared to all normal people in life, would you care so much to protect them?

Voytek: Gee.....cuz its the right thing to do maybe? I dunno, call me crazy but im not really into wiping out the world cuz I have a little extra power.

Simian: You're an idiot. Ive heard a LOT about you and that Panda guy since I joined HUD. The potential you have could help us out a ton, but you just refuse to come to our side huh?

Voytek: You people are fuckin scum ass fucks. You all are the reason I took the time to exploit these powers I have. Everything used to be fine until you guys started it all.

Simian: Heh, heh, heh. Thats right, I almost forgot. You'll never forget about that incident with your mother.

Fat: What??

*Voytek drops his head, sadly staring at the ground, recalling that terrible moment in his life. Slowly, his head rises back up, fury in his eyes as he stares down Simian*

Fat: Wha....what happened with you and your mother, Voytek?

Voytek: Its not important right now! Watch yourself Fat! Dont get too caught up in this! Ill end this quickly!!

Simian: Fucking bring it!


********************************PART 2****************************



*Voytek calmly starts walking towards Simain. Not running, walking. He has the utmost confidence in his eyes*

Simian: Haha, what the fuck are you doing? This is how you're coming at me? Then ill come at you!

*Simian charges Voytek as he keeps walking calmly. He raises his fist and punches Voytek. Voytek doesnt react and lets the punch hit him.........


.........as the moment of impact comes, Voytek's entire body instantly turns into a human shaped molding of shit, hardened to a point where Simian's fist hits.*

Simian: GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?

*The needle pointed hardened shit goes into Simian's fist, so deep that it stops in his wrist area*

Voytek: PANDA CLAP!!

*Voytek's real body, hidden underground the entire time, lunges out of the ground and in mid-air, drops his pants and claps his butt cheeks Panda style*

*BOOM!!!! SPLAT! SLOP! SPLAT!*

Simian: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*With a clap of Voytek's butt cheeks, it sets off a pre-timed bomb embedded into his molded crap that was in Simian's fist, exploding his hand into pieces falling all over the ground, and a bucket of blood to boot*

Simian: FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!!!! My hand!!

*WOOSH!!*

Voytek: You shouldnt let your guard down, no matter what the situation. *Voytek speaks softly into Simian's ear from behind as he catches him off guard*

Simian: Wha..........







SHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOONK!!!!!




*.............Voytek, from behind, rapingly shoves his entire arm.....shoulder deep....up Simian's ass, grabs his heart, and tears it out of his ass. Shit and blood impale the ground like a door opening and water barrelling out. Simian has a blank stare from shock as Voytek turns him around, looks him in the eye, and squashes his heart into his own face. Simian drops to the ground in an instant death*



THIS. IS. VOYTEK.




Fat: W......Wow. This guy is fuckin incredible. I cannot believe anything I just saw.

Voytek: Believe it Fat. This is what we are gonna have to deal with. Whether that was too much to watch or not, there is no other way around it. This is war.



****Voytek defeats Simian with seemingly little effort!! How far does his power possibly go?!?! And what of Panda and Hubbs?!****

2007-01-12 05:46:54 GMT


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