The Fat Sloppy Saga
Read about an epic battle involving things you would never imagine!
Chapter 8: Bloodbath!!



*Grant is laying down in a psychodelic, vibrant room. What in the fuck is she doing here and what is this place?!*

Grant: What........the fuck?

TT: It. Is. Over.

Grant: Where the fuck are we?!

TT: Fucking dumb bastard! We are in my game world. I am not me anymore. I am still laying on the floor in the real world, bleeding to death.

Grant: Then who am I talkin to right now?

TT: By using what I have in my eyes, in a near death situation, I can summon my soul into a seperate world that can be controlled by my mind.

Grant: So you are lying on the ground dying right now, but your mind is using your spirit right now to continue fighting me?

TT: Exactly. This is coupled with rage, which never hits me unless an extreme situation happens. These two things trigger this effect.

Grant: Did you learn this from all your fuckin child video games?

TT: Does it matter? You're stuck in it now, and there is no way to defeat me anymore.

Grant: The fuck there isn't!!

*Grant charges towards The Tomiya full force, both bazooka's pointed sharp*

Grant: !!!!

*All of the sudden, she stops on a dime. She cant move at all!*

Grant: What the fuck is going on?!?! Why cant I move anymore?!

TT: Heh, heh. You see what im holding in my hands right now, dont ya? The minute we warped to this room, I dropped my drawers and pissed out something special.

*Grant's eyes open wide in disbelief*

TT: In this world, I can piss on the floor and have it form into a video game controller. This video game controller will control whoever my opponent is.....

............and..............*with a grin of the most devilish mischief*

.....I can choose to do whatever I want to them!

Grant: You fucking cum guzzling mother fucker!!!! YOU CANT BEAT ME!!!!

TT: Oh? Keep talking! Keep it fucking up!! The things im about to do to you before I kill you are unreal. UN. REAL.

Grant: NO!!!! GET ME OUTTA HERE!! HUBBS! HUUUUUUUUUUUBBS!!!!!!!!


*******************************PART 2*****************************


*The beginning of Grant's end starts*

TT: Are you ready you fucking bitch?!?! This is what you get for fucking with me last time!!

*The Tomiya pisses liquid nitrogen piss all over Grant's left hand, breaks it off of her body and shoves a piss dagger into the stump multiple times*

Grant: GAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! STOP! PLEASE STOP!

TT: Fuck no! Im not finished!!

*Grabbing her by the hair, he violently starts stabbing her eyes with the daggers, blood and eye mucus spewing all over his smiling face.*

Grant: HACK! EH!!! YYYYYYAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! KILL ME! KIIIIIILLLLLLLL MEEEEEEE!!!!

TT: FUCK YOU CUNT! KILL YOURSELF!

*The Tomiya grabs the controller and unpauses it so she isnt completely still. Now with the controls at his hands he presses buttons to make her kill herself*

TT: This makes me fucking happy bitch! Ive been waiting FOREVER to see this!! Enjoy watching your own death!

*He controls her to pick up both of his daggers and she starts slowly sawing off her big melons. As she screams in agonizing pain in a blind state, blood viciously scatters all over the room from her boobs*

Grant: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Both hooters plop to the floor, in a big filthy bloodbath mess. The deformed Grant stands there with both daggers in her hands, a bloody mess*

TT: Now, stab yourself in the neck, and fucking DIE!

*Grant's arms raise up, with each dagger in each hand, stretched out and ready to plung into her neck. He presses a button and both hands come shooting for her neck.*

(FIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ-ZZZZZZ-ZZ-ZZZZZZZ)

TT: What!? Somebody disrupted the warp room!

*They both are warped out of the room right at the last moment before her sudden death. Now The Tomiya lye dying as before and Grant is on the ground in a pool of filth near him*

TT: *thinking to himself* Oh shit! I need to pretend im already dead. I know what happened now. Their fourth member showed up and rolled me over to see if I was dead. By moving my body it ends the warp. If he knows im still alive there is NOTHING I can do now.

Fourth: Grant! Grant!! Please tell me your alive!

*Stares at whats left of her, waiting for a reaction*

Grant: ACK! Cough!! Cough!

*She coughs up blood and drool, barely opening her eyes to see the fourth member of their group........The Weasel!!*

TW: Oh christ, your still alive! Thank god. Hubbs is not gonna be happy when he sees your state though.

Grant: ....*cant talk*

TW: I dunno WHAT is going on, but the minute I moved The Tomiya to see if he was dead, you appeared behind me in this condition.

*Looks over at Tomiya*

TW: I dunno what you two did to each other, but it seems even if barely, that you wont be left for dead.

*Stands up and carries Grant away. Deformed, beaten, blind, titless and unable to speak, The Tomiya has brutally and almost fatally gotten his revenge on her.*

TT: He's gone. Phew. Thank god she couldnt speak, or id be dead for sure. Though it doesnt look good for me as it is......I dont think im gonna make it much longer.

TT: ......heh, what are ya gonna do I guess? It was worth it for what I got on Grant. I hope everyone else makes it againt HUD. Please dont die guys. Please dont die!



****A horrific and violent battle concludes!! But what of Fat Sloppy, Voytek and Panda?!?! Will they be more fortunate?!****

2007-01-09 04:18:06 GMT


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