*PLUNK!*

Fat:  Aww dude.....fuckin money.

*Fat stands up and sees the mass amount of turd that just plummeted out of his ass*

Fat:  Another day, another rockin' dump.

*Finishes up and closes the door behind him*

(A different kind of world.  A world where bodily fluids and potent smells are criminal acts, for they can be lethal if not properly contained.)

*Fat walks back into the living room where his younger brother, Penis, is watching TV*

Penis:  Dude, you need to see a doctor or something.  Though you mean well to contain your stench, one day your gonna slip.  If that happens in the same room as someone else.........that will be a Class B felon as they'll probly go into a seizure.

Fat:  Ive gone to doctors.  there is nothing they can do.  They dont even know what it is that can produce such a smell.

Penis:  Well just be fuckin cautious.  The last thing I need to see is my older brother in jail for something so accidental.

*Fat stares down with feelings of sad frustration.  He looks back up at Penis*

Fat:  I suppose while we're on the topic, I have something I need to tell you.

*Penis is very attentive, for he sees the seriousness in this impending tell-all.*

Fat:  Somebody came to see me yesterday.  Somebody I have never met before.  He told me that there are 3 types of people when it comes to how they handle odors and fluids.

Penis:  3?  What the goddamn fuck is that supposed to mean?  Isnt it obvious to everyone that there are 2?  Containers and Releasers?

(Containers are people who contain odors/fluids, therefore abiding by the law and keeping the world safe.  Releasers are the opposite.)

Fat:  Well no shit, ya smart ass fuck.  Thats what I thought too, and im still skeptical about the 3rd.

Penis:  Well for fuck's sake, what is it already!?

*******************************PART 2*****************************


Fat:  He said, as cheesy as it sounds, there are people out there who reign far beyond everyone else.  People who have odor and fluid control.  They dont have to contain as a means of control.  They have absolute deciding control on how it leaks, plummets, seeps, whatever.

*Penis is puzzled*

Fat:  He also said there were 2 types of these people too.  These types revolve around being a good person or an evil one.

Penis:  Why would a complete stranger say this to you, of all people?  No offense, but your an idiot.

Fat:  Because..........*turns to Penis all dramatically*.....I am one of these people.

*Penis' eyes open wide and his jaw drops*

Penis:  How can you be sure?  What if its all bullshit?

Fat:  Of course Ive considered that.  Look at me though, what have I got goin for me in this world?  If there is a chance that something in my life matters, im going to take it.  What the fuck do I have to lose, I mean really?

Penis:  Good point.........so when are you going?  Where are you going?

Fat:  Im leaving tonight.  Im supposed to meet this guy at the edge of the city.  Aside from that, I know as much as you do.

(3 hours later, Fat says goodbye to Penis and heads out the door with nothing but the clothes on his back.)

Penis:  Wait dude.

*Fat stops and turns*

Penis:  If there are Containers and Releasers, what is this 3rd person supposed to be?

Fat: ...............Controllers.

Penis: ...............Controllers?  And what is the name of the controller your meeting?


****Fat sets off to meet a controller!  What is his name and why does he seek Fat Sloppy!?!?****