Entry for March 25, 2009
Have a good laugh
Hi: hope you enjoy this. Have a good laugh
> When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge
> than to let him keep her.
> DavidBissonette
>
> After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a
> coin; they just can't face each other, but still they
> stay together.
> Sacha Guitry
>
> By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be
> happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a
> philosopher.
> Socrates
>
> Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from
> achieving them.
> Anonymous
>
> The great question... which I have not been able to
> answer... is, "What does a woman want?
> Dumas
>
> I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs
> with me.
> Sigmund Freud
>
> "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
> take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little
> candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes
> Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
> Anonymous
>
> "There's a way of transferring funds that is even
> faster than electronic banking. It's called
> marriage."
> Sam Kinison
>
> "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first
> one left me, and the second one didn't."
> James Holt McGavra
>
> Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
> 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
> 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
> Patrick Murray
>
> The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
> is to forget it once...
> Nash
>
> You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
>
> Anonymous
>
> My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
> Henny Youngman
>
> A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
> wrong.
> Rodney Dangerfield
>
> A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds:
> "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred
> letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
> mine."
> Anonymous
>
> First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
> Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still
> alive."
> Anonymous
>
> SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD
> LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN
> HANDLE IT!!!!!!!
Faruku Umar
media assistant
pilgrims welfare agency
+234 806 6166030
