| Sup everyone, I am a badass number one! I am 17 and ready to tear up some turf with my mad scooter skillz. When I am not getting my scoot on, I'm hangin' at my dank ass crib or at my skool, Crescent valley High School. I say what up to all my faithful women out there (none). And for the record, I smacked Al's and Aeon's asses when we went one on one wrestling (literally, he smacked our asses, it was violating). I am the shiznit, and ya'll better make way cuz I'm strait outta Corvallis dawg. I am a "abnd geek, but whatever, I play the sax and the piano. I think the best part of being in the band is getting to wea those sweet marching band uniforms. |