| Q. Why are Democrats better in bed? A. Because who ever heard of getting a good piece of elephant? Q. Why do politicians envy ventriloquists? A. Because they can lie without moving thier lips. Q. What do you call a politician that swears to tell the truth? A. A liar. Q. What do you get when you cross a politician with a lawyer? A. Chelsea. Q. How does the IRS describe a hard day at work? A. Taxing. |
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