You Know You’re Obsessed With Writing When

 

1.      Teachers start helping you think up original murders for your latest horror story.

 

2.      Everyone in your class groans whenever you pick up a pen.

 

3.      You call your best friend at two o’clock in the morning because you can’t remember the word ‘eliminate’.

 

4.      You’d rather talk about your characters that what you did at the weekened.

 

5.      You didn’t do anything at the weekend without your characters.

 

6.      You get up at three am because you have a sudden flash of inspiration, which then turns out to be crap anyway.

 

7.      When a teacher is late for a lesson, you don’t start talking, like everyone else, you get writing.

 

8.      People are starting to avoid you in corridors.

 

9.      You go through two or three pens a week.

 

10.  You write dumb lists like these, just so you can be writing something.