Top 5 Lists For Stupid People

How to Tell if You’ve Turned Around

1. You’re facing the opposite direction
2. You’re walking the other way
3. You’re walking backwards
4. Your friends are talking to the back of your head
5. You end up in the wrong place

How To Tell Its Your Birthday

1. You’re parents throw you a party
2. People jump out and shout "Happy Birthday!"
3. You get lots of strangely shaped objects covered in bright pretty paper.
4. You are a whole year older
5. People look at you strangely when you ask them what date it is.

How To Tell If You Fell Asleep In Class

1. You wake up at your desk, not in your bed.
2. Your teacher is shouting "Wake up God damn you"
3. Instead of your clock radio, you hear your teacher droning on about osmosis.
4. You’re sitting in a class of first years. A big problem when you’re actually a fifth year.
5. A whole hour has passed since you last looked at your watch. Time NEVER passes that fast at school.

How to Tell If Something Is Wrong

1. It has a big red cross next to it/through it.
2. It is illegal
3. People look at you strangely when you do it
4. People start to avoid you
5. It kills you

The Difference Between Night and Day

1. Night is dark
2. Day is not dark
3. You can see in the daytime
4. Bad people come out at night
5. No one looks at you funny if you sunbath in the daytime. They do if you do it at night.