Top Ten Ways To Scare People

1. Suddenly say "Damn the penguins, damn all the penguins." for no reason. When asked why, say that there are no jellyfish in the room.

2. Get high on jelly beans, jelly babies, skittles and M&Ms and shout "Yay" in a high pitched voice whenever anyone says anything to you.

3. Start a brawl at a formal dinner party (eg. Prom night, leavers do).

4. Scream in the middle of a school assembly.

5. Strangle your friend with her own scarf. Repeat. Repeat again.

6. Tell anyone who will listen that they should be proud of you because you have finally done some work.

7. Reciet weird facts at random intervals.

8. Tell people you don't know that they scare you. You will soon find you scare them.

9. Write stories where everyone you know dies, and your best friend is the murderer.

10. Harrass strangers online by repeating nonesense and acting like they are dumb not to understand it.