You Know You’re Going To Fail All Your Exams When…

1. You never hand in any coursework. When asked why, you constantly promise to hand it in next lesson, but never do. Your teachers let you get away with this.
2. Your best friend is actually doing your coursework for you.
3. You have had a whole year to do work, and you still haven’t started it.
4. You wake up on the morning of the exams and realise it has already finished.
5. You don’t start revising until you only have one exam left, and that is something that you don’t need to revise for in the first place.
6. You wake up and realise you’re in the middle of your maths exam and there is only five minutes left, and you haven’t written anything more than your name.
7. You panic so much when you get your paper that you forget your own name.
8. You walk out of the exam then promptly faint.
9. You suddenly realise in May that you have revision and courseowrk to do for every single subject.
10. You only have two lessons left before your exam, and you’re writing dumb lists like this.