Ways To Know You're Obsessed with Courteney Cox Arquette

Some of these are true, some are not. Okay, 1, 4, 5, 6, and 7 apply to me *blush* Dedicated to everyone at Rachael's Courteney Board, where 1 and 5 are from. Please review. :) Thankees

1. You are currently involved in a kidnapping, sorry, collecting, plan to make Courteney the queen of England, David the King, Courteney's mom the Queen mother, have Courteney's dogs chase the Queen's corgies out of Buckingham Palace, and to make "Monkey" the new National Anthem.

2. You persuade your boyfriend to dress like David Arquette

3. You only make friends with people who look like Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry and David Schwimmer

4. You don't need the phrase Dejavoodoo explained.

5. You made an intricate plan to spend Christmas with Courteney and David, which included who was going to bring what, how to make sure they like the cookies you bring (steal theirs), and introducing them and ALL Americans to mince pies.

6. You and your friends are planning to invade a small country, change its name to CourteneyLand, and be princesses (I’m the almost olderest princess ;) ) and open a theme park called CourteneyWorld (I’m assistant manager)

7. You bitch about "Friends" but watch because Courteney's in it

8. You try to legally change your name to Courteney Cox

9. You pretend you really know her

10. You pretend you really ARE her