The Weirdest Geography Teacher in the World (part 5)

1. "The one time someone brings me a cup of tea. Boosh!"

2. "You're not endearing me"

3. "Why do hurricanes have such butch names. You'd never get a Hurricane Elaine, or hurricane Shivorne."

4. "woosh!"

5. "Foolish me. Stupid Mr _____." [name left out to protect this insane man's identity.]

6. "Except there is a slight problem with that. I'm in France."

7. "Ooh, that's pretty. I won't use it."

8. "School disco with your glass of milk and a biscuit."

9. "I had a sheltered upbringing."

10. [writing on paper] I was not drunk! Really!

11. Kid: I feel sick
Sir: Its okay, you're near the window. And its only tech below.

12. "Incidentally, harrassing waiters isn't legal."

13. "If anyone was wondering about my tie, its Foot and Mouth disease. These [lots of black sheep] aare the ones that have been incinerated. And this [one white sheep] is Phoenix. Except Phoenix is a calf. Not a goat like I thought." [a.n. In case any non-brits are wondering, Phoenix was one calf who was saved from slaughter. Although I think she was slaughtered in the end. :(]

14. "You never know, it might have been an empty cup. I treasure my coffee cups. Just ask Alex." [Alex broke his cup once.]

15. "I'll have a cup of tea please." [this was at a bar.]

16. Okay, I have to put this in, because it was INCREADIBLY weird, but you won't understand the full extent of weirdness as you weren't there. All I have to say is: imagine the worst dancing EVER. Then imagine a teacher TRYING to do that level of dancing. *shivers*

17. "That is just eww! I mean, Urggh!"

18. "Why the flowers?"

19. "The problem with hurricane is they are misunderstood."

13. Sir: Does anyone want to talk about hurricanes?
Kid: Not especially.

14. "They cause rain an' all"

15. "Rise cool and condense and all that melarky, as Jamie Oliver would say. I can't believe I just said that."

16. "There is a depression heading towards Bristol, because its quite a depressing town."

17. "I didn't watch the weather forcast over the weekend. Naughty boy."

18. "Friday - Jolly good day. Saturday - Spiffing! Sunday - Cor blimey guvnor, whats goin' on 'ere?"

19. "Hot and cold air meeten. Meeten? Meet even."

20. "Those clever people at the weather school."

21. Kid 1: I'm scared.
Kid 2: Me too
I know, no geography teacher, but it was about him, so i included it.

22. "Hot air, forces of good."

23. "Where does most of the warm air come from and don't say Ralf."

24. "Gary is my idol!"

25. Sir: Depression, sad, low. Anticyclone, high and happy. Happy and high.
Kid: Because changing the word order changes everything.

26. "Depressions. Horrible, horrible, horrible stuff."

27. He drew a smiley face on a cloud. "Sorry, I've been doing this with Year 7."

28. "Warm front. Lock Ness monster. Cold Front. Shark."

29. "Its like talking with a parrot."

30. "Big blotchy heavy rain."

That's all for now :)