The Weirdest Geography Teacher In The World, Part 4

The Weirdest Geography Teacher In The World, Part 4

1. Ralf: Its my birthday today
Sir: Oh, are you going out?
Ralf:No
Sir: aww, Erica will take you out
Me: WHAT?!
Ralf: No, she'll kill me
Sir: She'll KILL you?
ralf: yeah, she's satan.

2. "It looks just like the top of Pikatchu. I can't believe I just said that."

3. "Its like clowns tears."

4. Weighing it up "Compliment, insult. Compliment. Insult."

5. "I'll leave it up. Its not going away forever. See, its just here."

6. "I dont' like chalk."

7. "Treat it like a good friend"

8. "I'm not going to sit here for three weeks and say'my work here is done. haha'"

9. "He's got like ten toilets at home."

10. Different sir: Can I borrow a board pen? Or an interested one will do.
[five minutes later]
Kid: Oh! I just got it!
Our sir: Well done.

11. Sir: Pin it up on your bedroom wall
Kid: [seriously] aww, I will do.
Sir: [freaked out.] Okaaaay.

12. "Its in nice reassuring red"

13. "Well, call me a fool"

14. "And because I'm a relatively sad kinda guy"

15. "No, although some days I wish I was him, I'm not Mr Whittle" [the diff sir mentioned earlier]

16. [mocking 1st Year] "Where is he then?"

17. "You spog!"

18. "A thin blue line even"

19. Wipes egde of jacket and makes very weird noises. "Sugar"

20. "People aren't going to come and visit it. Its a factory."

21. "Eduction. Or as Tony Blair would say Education, Education, Education."

22. "Another map! Yay!"

23. "Its nice and wrinkly"

24. "So important he choses another colour that doesnt' work."

25. "I'm a nice boy."

26. "His mate says 'hey, John, you think we should go have a look?' 'No, I can go have a gander, but I'm not really bothered.'"

27. "I've had enough of working here. Goodbye. In a kind of Anne Robinson style."

28. "Make a big road! [hits head] But there's already one there!"

29. "I'm sorry. I'm not really sorry."

30. "Seen it in my dreams!"

31. "You're big cheese in town!"

32. "Before I was here. The good old days."

33. "Apart from Gary, who likes staring at Africa."

34. "No matter if it looks like a spider scrawled across the page with a fountain pen."

35. "Yes, its like icicles, if you like Denis The Menace."

Okay, that's all for now. I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to get enough of these to make a part 5, since I'm leaving school in two weeks for study leave (woo hoo!).