The Weirdest Geography Teacher In The World (part 3)

1. "No longer is it going to be able to pop down to Marks and Spencers in Paris. Oh the shame!"

2. "Here is another diagram of a tree. He is Larry's cousin, but he is not a nice tree, because he takes the light from the smaller trees. Also, when his leaves fall onto the ground he takes the nutrients back up. So he's called Hannibal because he's actually EATS himself. Although Hannibal Lector never ate HIMSELF!"

3. [shouting] "Right! Will you lot shut up or we won't get this test done and you have to do it whether you like it or not!"
And then the fire bell rang!

4. Sir: Well now we don't have time to do the test. What do you want to do?
Class: STORY TIME!

5. "Ah, and a file from this term's devil worshipper."

6. "Tee hee, I am mother nature, I'm going to make it hot in the Summer when there is no rain, because I'm mean and nasty like that."

7. Sir: If you think that Italy is North then you shouldn't be doing GCSE geography.
Kid: I was talking about Yorkshire.

8. "I've got about 16 travel brouchures from Thompsons and they gave me a very nasty look.

9. A kid had a CD taken off him in the library and he was in Un named Geography Teacher's form so the librarian asked him what to do.
Sir: Ooh, Papa Roach, I like them, I'll have it.

10. "Its times like this I wish I had a gun."

11. There is a lot of noise outside the classroom. He looks out of the window. "Its just my form playing football. I wish I had a gun. A machine gun." Makes gun motions and pretend to shoot his whole form.

12. "Alright babies?"

13. "Oh no, I can see the headlines tomorrow are going to be 'Shortage of Italy travel brouchures due to Year 9 project.'"

14. "Doesn't this sound exciting Danny? I can tell by your look of wonderment that you're going to enjoy this."

15. Parent: I've heard my daughter's form have a bit of a reputation.
Sir: Yes. There certainly is something...following them.

16. He did a demonstration involving putting cups in water, and for some reason decided that he HAD to drink the hot water out of the cup.

17. He drank yesterdays coffee and was genuinely surprised that it tasted awful.

18. "This is my mug, you've all seen it."

19. Sounding very unenthusiastic "Part 3. The 'fun' part of the project."

20. "A...ah...um...quite frankly dull folder."

21. Sir: Why does you're folder have a snowman drawn on it?
Kid: I was bored.
Sir: It made me laugh.

22. "Ah, a little person. What do you want little person?"

23. "I can't promise you that it won't break your pencil." Hits pencil sharpener on desk several times. "But you're welcome to try it."

24. "Elaborate. Explain. Tell me more."

25. [sarcastic] "Beans Rule!"

26. Sir:4 million beans, and Ralf probably ate a lot of them.
Ralf: I HATE BEANS!!!
Sir: Or Ralf probably eats none of them.

27. "One of the EU rules is I'm going to sneeze. No I'm not. No, that's not what it is."

28. "That's very Arabian."

29. There was a stone in another teacher's room, and he named it Steve.

30. Kid: This room smells.
Sir: Yes, its the year 11s

I personally found the last one very offensive, as I AM one of these year 11s.