An Ode To Us

Rachael our beloved founder
Made the board that we call home
She’s clever and funny and prettiful
And doesn’t look much like a gnome

DMG the weirdest one of all
Has very many wives
Monkeys giggle and monkeys poke
But monkeys never roll their eyes

Rachel is nearly always drunk
She wants to call us on the phone
All the way from New York City
A long way from our home

Mel is the littlest sister
And some have called her a brat
But she’s actually sweet and we love her
Whoever thought we’d say that?

Cali lives in New Zealand
She’s a whole 12 hours ahead
But she can only talk to her cats
Because we’re all still in bed

Megan brought another pervert here
She’s not online enough
Damn AS levels! Damn them all!
But we’re gonna meet her and stuff!

Raimee’s in love with Ryan
But likes naked yoga with us too
She and Julie could be drinking buddies
Just so long as Ryan doesn’t sue

Auds is a great musician
She plays the violin
Now she has her very own smiley
Which doesn’t make such a din

Sammie invented the fake Baftas
We can’t wait to see them on Saturday
But Ez and DMG get a sneak preview
They’re free! We don’t have to pay!

James isn't coming to Manchester
Even though he lives really close by
Maybe he's afraid of being the oldest
Or that we'll try to make him fry

Chris is our resident pervert
He’s only young but his minds in the gutter
But we all love our perverts really
And his mouth would not melt butter

Tess is the mistress of diguise
She's always changing her name
And has to remind us just who she is
because life's boring when its always the same

Emmie seems so sweet and innocent
But she's really as bad as the guys
Sarah's likes Jen as well as Court
But she's real nice and never lies

Ezika the hugging freak
Is still hyper about talking to DMG
Likes to write stupid crap like this
English lit is just so boring, you see