This is an ode to Megan Parry
Her first pimp was Spackle Back Larry
Now her pimp is DMG
She shares her with queen Courteney

We love our Megs, our meggypoo
And I know Meggy loves us too
She's always getting hugged and licked
Or even, sometimes, kicked

She forgave me for playing around with glue
Even when i glued her eyebrow and her elbow too
We had a girlie orgy with Court
And such fun cannot be bought

Our Kick-ass Welsh cousin
can't even find a rhyme for cousin
We'll be there for Meggypoo
Coz she's there for us too

Although she's welsh she doesn't like sheep
In Mads's ass the sheep will keep
While the crazy ones stay SLIGHTLY psycho
Ashlee's board is scared, we know

She's a fanfic forum mod
one of the best of the squad
Go team Court, you'll do no wrong
Just as long as Court's wearing a thong.

by Ezzywee