A is for Alice (that is me)
B is for brains (exploded optional)
C is for Cool Aunt Courteney
D is for Davey AND DMG (again that is me)
E is for Ezika (that is not me)
F is for Fried Green Tomatos (at the whistle stop cafe optional)
G is for Greenland the country we are gonna take over
H is for Horse radish jello shots
I is for Imaginary friends
J is for jello, just like Ez's mom used to make
K is for kangaroo stew, just like MY mom used to make
L is for love, because we LOVE court and davey and they love each other
M is for marriage (fake and otherwise) and monkeys (fake and otherwise)
N is for No one is safe! (MWHAHAHA!)
O is for OMG, they married the monkey! (AGAIN)
P is for perverts
Q is for Queen Courteney
R is for restraining order
S is for Serial Bigamist (that would be me)
T is for Tequila which makes me happy
U is for unlawful entry (something I have never done!) and 'unique' (which is what we all are)
V is for vodka, and also for Very drunk
W is for weird (which is what we all are)
X is for : Xylophones cause they rock (and nothing else begins with X)
Y is for yellow bellied liver licking..............draw!
Z is for Zany (yet another word for pyschotic)

“me” = DMG