50 Things You’d Never Here A Rachael’s
Board Member Say
1. DMG: *sits quietly in a corner*
2. Rachael: Don’t worry about keeping the nonesense
to the Everything Else forum, post it wherever you want! I don’t care!
3. Sammie: Dumb Baftas!
4. Raimee: Haiwii sucks!
5. Cali: I’m really more of a cat person myself.
6. Ez: I’ll never kill anyone in a fanfic, ever
again
DMG: good! I hate when you write depressing crap.
7. Ez: You think we should stop using TPLS Sarah as
a pawn in our sexual games?
8. Sarah: I LOVE this fighting! Lets fight more!
9. Julie: I’ll never drink again!
10. DMG: I won’t get married anymore!
Mel: so that’s ok, you can have as many wives as you want!
11. Ez: I’ll never hug again!
DMG: me either!
12. Ez: I’m not at ALL hyper about speaking to Rach
and DMG tomorrow night!
13. Emmie: Ewww! Perverts! Keep me away from them!
14. Rachael: I hate Courteney! I only started this
board so you could all bitch about her! You guys have really let me down.
15. Chris: I’m pure, sweet and innocent!
James: Me too! I’d never think about Court in THAT way! That’s disgusting!
Tom: I want to become a monk!
16. Raimee: Oh yeah, I’m getting married. Almost
forgot for a minute there!
17. Chris: I hate 3000 Miles To Graceland! Cybil is
so UNSEXY!
18. Karina: The Runner sucks! Court was so bad in
that movie! She can’t do drama at all!
19. James: I love Davey. He’s so right for court.
I’m not jealous at all
Tom: Me too! In fact, the only reason I pretend to like Court is that I’m
secretly gay and have a HUGE crush on Davey!
20. Megs: “Truth Unknown” sucks! Why do I have this
dumb quote in my sig?
21. Auds: Why am I holding an anvil? *puts it down
carefully out of the way*
22. DMG: Go to Court and Davey’s? Why would we want
to do that? Its illegal!
23. Rachel: Reality is SO much better than fantasy
worlds! You’re all crazy to pretend you go to Court and Davey’s and hold fake
Baftas!
24. Cynthia: I LOVE living in Brazil! The exams are
so easy!
25. DMG: *rolls eyes*
Ez: You’ll get an eye tumour!
26. DMG: I hate Counting Crows! Especially that
Monkey song!
Ez: Why would anyone write a song about a monkey?
Rachel: Maybe Adam Duritz REALLY liked Marcel?
27. DMG: I love changing trains!
28. Ez and DMG: We’re SO TALL!
29. Everyone: I’m not pregnant!
30. Megs: Wales? Is that the little place tacked
onto the side of england?
31. Rachael: Get off my board! You’re cluttering it
up with your weirdness and your plans and your hugging! Leave it alone!
*possessively hugs the MB*
32. Rachel: What are these doll thingies then?
33. DMG: Lollipops are for little kids!
Chris: A groan woman with a lollipop is just sad!
34. Rachael: Naked group yoga? Which idiot thought
of that then?
35. Rachel: Bouncy sucks! Lets start an “I hate
Bouncy” club!
36. DMG: I gotta go study now and not come online
for a month!
Raimee: No, don’t study, who needs school?
37. Raimee: Ryan who?
38. DMG: Call me Alice for god’s sake! Stop with the
stupid DMG stuff!
39. DMG: Ok listen up! From now on you will all stop
having fun except in the offical Fun Thread. And it will be carefully monitored
to make sure it wouldn’t offend daffodils.
40. Mel: Littlerest sisters are always spoilt brats!
41. Chris: *singing* I love you Rachael and if its quite
alright I need you Rachael, trust I me when I say…
42. Mel: I hate Noah! *drops an anvil on his head*
43. Sarah: Jennifer Aniston? Courteney Cox? No, no,
I’m a Lisa Kudrow fan! I hate the other two!
44. chris: Marry me Rachael!
Rachael: I thought you’d never ask! *they kiss passionately*
45. DMG: I’m going to divorce all my wives and marry
a nice young man!
46. Julie: Relaaaaax man! I should have Jamacian
subtitles!
47. DMG: I love Harry Potter! He’s so cute!
Ez: Oh my God! DMG! How can you say that? Harry Potter sucks!
48. DMG: I love my school uniform!
49. Mel: I love my violin! *plays a beautiful
melody*
50. Ez: I should really stop writing crap like this
in my english lessons!