From: Zelda Zosa-Villalon  zzv@csi.com.ph
Date: Fri Jun 23, 2000 5:29pm
Subject: Nothing much...


Hi everyone! 'Tis me again, the great Yukishiro Kirei! (For that person
asking names, yeah, that's my name.)


I'd like to tell everyone that this isn't my e-mail addy. I'm merely a parasite
who lives in other's addies. The name "Zelda Zosa-Villalon" is not mine. I
won't tell you who it belongs to, but she'll allow me to have this addy as a
host. (^.^ v)


'Ni way, HISTORY: 


My real name is _________, (Ha! Fill in the blanks! Momma said not to
give my name to strangers) I made this character, Yukishiro Kirei.
(Homosexual younger brother of Tomoe and Enishi Yukishiro, for those of
you who know Rurouni Kenshin)Thus, the name: Kirei [meaning: Pretty]
That's probably the mani reason why I put up ALAGAD.


For those interested, my fellow Filipinoes, ALAGAD stands for Assosiacion
ng mga Lalaking Girl ang dating. In english....uh...wait...something like:
'Association of guys whose impressions of girls really stand out.'


(Sweat-drop) Anyone who has a better way of translating it, lease enlighten
me.


*Lines Escaflowne Characters would never say:* 


HITOMI: 
…Your future is bright! There will be no clouds or obstacles in your way!
You will marry Leonardo Dicaprio, have lots of babies, be an orthodontist,
and die old in a big boat!


…Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!! Don't look out!!! There is nothing behind you!!! 


…Merle is not a cat! She's a dog! 


…(singing in the bath) I never really loved you anyway… 


…Forget Allen! I'm after Dillandau! 


…Allen, your hair's so great…What shampoo do you use? 


…Damn it! It's a dream already! A DREAM! Not a vision! 


AMANO-SEMPAI: 
…(Whines) I'm too tired! I can't run anymore! I can't feel my legs!…


YUKARI: 
…How nice Hitomi. You're not late. (^.^v)


VAN: 
…Nah, Merle's a TIGER!


…A PINK Tiger! 


…Run awaaaaaay! Run awaaaaaaay! 


…Ack! It's raining! Escaflowne will rust! 


…Folken, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you! (Snuggles a teddy bear) 


…You and THAT guymelef ? Run down MY Fanelia ? HA! I eat guys like
you up for BREAKFAST!!!


ALLEN: 
…I use….VISION OF ESCAFLOWNE ™ SHAMPOO….


…(in the barber shop) Could you make my hair look like THIS? (Shows
picture of Dillandau) …Dornkirk?! You get your hair done here too?!


…(pouts) How come Van has wings? I want wings too! 


…(Dilandau beats up Van) THAT'S MY SISTER! [Hey, Kiddo! ^.^ v] 


…(sees Amano) Who the hell are you?!… And why do you look so good? 


…Do you use VISION OF ESCAFLOWNE ™ SHAMPOO too? 


…I-I….I have NO idea! This wasn't part of the plan!!! 


…Oh, shut up, slut! 


…I'm waning you, Folken. Get too close to my sister, your face and the foot
of my guymelef will merge.


…Merle? A tiger?…She's more of a FLAMINGO! 


…(Bats eyelashes; speaks in a school girl tone) Oh, Gaddes. You don't have
to call me Okashira….


...My mom? Don't worry about her. She's DEAD! 


MERLE: 
…Bark, Bark!


…I'm a pink elephant! 


…Gadddeeeeesssss-sama!!! 


…(on a cell phone) Amano? Oh, hi. This is Merle…Hitomi's friend. You
see, I received the beep you gave her and….Well, Hitomi's in
Gaea…Another planet. In fact, I'm a talking cat…


…(Talks to Tama-neko from Fushigi Yuugi) Really?! There's something
going on with that blue-haired monk and the fan-guy?!


…(Talks to Pen-pen from Evangelion) You don't say?! REI AND SHINJI?!
(Gasp!) 


…(Talks to Meoth of Pokemon) …NOTHING?! Nothing to report about
Jessie and James?!


…(Talks to Pikachu) Oh, go to hell! (Bops the rodent to the black hole) 


DILANDAU: 
...(In a tough-guy voice) I AM DILANDAU, CAPTAIN OF THE DRAGON
SLAYERS! (in a school girl voice) But, everyone calls me Dilly...


...(Flying through the air in his guymelef) MOERO MOE--(Sees
McDonalds) Wait, time out! BREAK!!


...Aeeeeeiiiiiiii! Put it out, put it out! Chessssstttttaaaa! Sit on it!!!! 


...(Changes from Selena to Dillandau, then back again) Doko wa Dillandau!
Watashi wa Selena! Doko wa Dilandau! ....


...(Sees Merle) Jujuka! Sic 'em boy! 


...(While the Dragon Slayers die) I WANT MY MOMMMYYYYY! 


...Hey, Folken, my man! Yo, what IS up with that stiffed-ass Dornkirk? And
why does he keep on ordering us around, man?! And what IS wrong with
his hair?!...


...wine? No thanks. I'm a growing boy...Give me milk! 


...(giving rules to the new-recruit Dragon Slayers)...AND NO ONE,
ABSOLUTELY NO ON WATCHES POKEMON!!!


...My face? I really don't care... 

...ACK! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! HELLLLLLPPPP! 



...I'd kill Van later. Right now, I have to finish my book report. (Starts
reading: Playing with fire; how to do it and not get burned. By Tasuki)


...I WHAT?! I ATE A SNAIL?! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!! 


...(patting the Dragon Slayers on the head like puppies) Good work. 


FOLKEN: 
...Yes, I am a vampire.


...And I have come to suck your blood! 


...This cape? I only wear it because it helps me fly. 


...Want to see me fly? 


...SUPER-FOLKEN! UP, UP AND AWAY!!!! 


...You know what, I can't scratch my head with my metal hand. And the
Dragon Slayers die whenever I slap someone with it...


...WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY HAIR?! IS IT LONG OR SHORT?! 


...Noooo, Dornkirk. That plan won't work...I've told you once, I've told you
a thousand times...WE'RE THE BAD GUYS! WE NEVER WIN!!!


...Pssst. Dillandau, fans say you look more like me than Allen. They say
we're more like brothers...(Head locks and nuggies Dillandau with metal
hand) BROTHERS!!!!


...Say...(Brushes bangs away from face) Dillandau, you wouldn't have any
plans for tonight, would you? (Leans on a post)


DORNKIRK: 
...HA! THE DRAGON IS MINE! (laughs) NYORK, NYORK, NYORK!


...What am I sitting on? And What is wrong with my hair? 


...How come I only come out on some episodes? And how come my face is
not clear on the big screen? How come no body likes me? I sure like me. I
don't see anything wrong with me. Am I just paranoid? No, I can't be
paranoid. Am I paranoid?
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 OTHERS:


Dillandau: So, Hitomi...they say you can see the future...Tell me what future
do you see for my face?


Hitomi: ...I see blood, death and DESTRUCTION!!!! 


Dillandau: WHAT?! (He was upset when Van placed a scratch on his face,
you could just imagine how troubled he is now that he heard the news.)
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HA! I'm done! I'm finished! I'm so great! I'm...I'm LATE FOR CLASS!
(Miriam High School, first year, for that guy who asked)


I really liked picking on Dillandau there. 


Dillandau: THAT'S IT! Now, you die!!! 


From Yukishiro Kirei 
~Keeper of Hotohori ~Keeper of the wrecked Alseids ~Keeper of
Dornkirk's teeth ~Keeper of Marlene's corpse ~Keeper of Youku Kurama's
butt ~Keeper of Saitoh Hajime's wife