From: Zelda Zosa-Villalon  zzv@csi.com.ph
Date: Sat Jun 17, 2000 2:58am
Subject: a...ha?


This is my first Esca fic and I am shamefully posting this on the ML even if
I haven't been a very active memeber. Oh, well. Hope to get some reaction
to this.


~~~The Different Ways Tenkuu no Escaflowne Characters would open a
wine bottle.~~


Hitomi:(Would depend on her pendant and predict the bottle's future) "I
see…Death….Chaos….Blood and…Destruction!!! Run, bottle! The
invisible giants are after you!!!"


Amano Sempai: (Would give the bottle a swift glance and then, would flee
for his life.)


[Me: Hah! Go chicken man! I nver really liked him...] 


Yukari: (Would strip the bottle somehow and give it a sermon about being
late) "Whenever you screw up, It's ME, the manager who gets the blame!


Van: (No matter how stubborn the bottle is, he would never turn his back
and run away! NEVER!!!) "SHI-NE!"


Merle: (Would give the bottle a good licking before offering it to Van-sama)  
"Vaaaaaaaaaan-SAMA!!!!"


Balgus: (pull the cork out with his teeth) 


Allen: (Would dazzle the bottle with his beauty…wait, I'm thinking of
Hotohori from Fushigi Yuugi….) ~~~~~ (Would probably find a cork
opener or ask his owl to peck the bottle to death)


Gaddes: (Would probably prep the crusade and load the bottle into it. Then,
impress his Okashira)


Princess Millerna: (Terrify the bottle with her bitching or her medical skills,
threatening that if the bottle wont open by itself, she would get Allen to
open it for her) 


Princess Marlene: (Would die before anything really happened) 


Prince Cid: (Would stare at his reflection and notice how closely identical
he is with Allen)


The Doppleganger: (Would show his naked butt and then, suck all the life
out of the bottle of wine….Then, have Dillandau kill him for not giving him
a chance to get his hands on the bottle)


Dryden: (Would sell the bottle for all its worth) 


The Dragon Slayers: (At Dillandau's command, it'll probably take all of
them to get the cork off. When it's finally off, one of them screws up and all
of them would get a beating….) "Gomenasai, Dilandau-sama!"



Dilandau: (Would scrape a knife on the glass, creating screeching sounds.
Then, he would impale said bottle with said knife with alarming accuracy.)
"keh…..Hehehehehehhhhhh. HAHAHAHAHAHA! 
HUAHAHAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!" (Then, he'd 
use the wine as a nice flammable component and do away with 
Dornkirk's hair) "MOEEECCCCHHHHHA!!!!!!!!!" 
 
Jujuka: (Would warn Dillandau about the dangers of playing with sharp
glass
and fire)


Folken: (Would easily crush wine bottle with his metal hand while whistling
that particular Fanelian song.) 
 
Dornkirk: (Would fate-alter the bottle of wine, turning it into ….. a
window pane)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 That's about it. Gomen if I missed the other characters, I haven't met them
all yet. I wonder why no one ever thought of crushing the bottle with a
guymelef? 


--Yukishiro Kirei 


PS: I'd like to infrom you guys that I have this little club. It's called
ALAGAD. (In our language, it means: Follower) Anime Lads na Girl ang
Dating. (Roughly Translated: Anime lads that are kindda...gay.) 


Well, don't flame me. I'm flame proof if anyone has a gay character to
suggest, by all means, contact me.


I'm thinking of putting Dilandau-sama in it...hmmm... 


--Yukishiro Kirei 
Co-founder and official sponsor of ALAGAD