Heavy perring zoo (1996) Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums) Hobo - I'm hobophobic So what AH AH AH Scared of bums Not just because they stink bad Not just because they're crackers From drinking too much Lysol Let them be Just don't get fuckin' near me Scared of bums AH AH Infested with microscopic bugs Endocrine systematic Doo Doo Why don't they get a job? Let them be Scared of bums. Philthy Phil Philanthropist There's something wrong with mass consumption Why do we want what we don't need? Alcohol burnt clean asphalt methamphetamine Will make it seem alright It's gonna make it seem alright Living in the hunger underground Some people say I got a problem with authority so What if I do man it beats relinquished control Philthy Phil Philantropist You were take when you should be given away Philthy Phil you give to us We cannot repay There's something grand about being nothing There's something lame about being grand No more holidays in the sun don't want no holidays in these That's me not bein you, that's just me not bein you Either part of the solution or the problem Can there not be a middle ground for just the anybody Replace superman with Joe the ordinary Philthy Phil Philanderer You've taken when you shoulda give away Filthy Phil you gave to us More than we cannot repay Freedom Lika Shopping Cart A Christian an anarchist slash prostitute figures out the true meaning of freedom Not freedom like America freedom like a shopping cart Kick back no tense you got a bag of grub cost you about 50 cents No fear no fuckin feat malt liquor tastes much better on the street Crustin, a way of life for heroines and heroes had hitchhike the road to Eden Not Eden like the garden state Eden like the state of mind Kick back cheap thrills you'll do anything for a laugh even if it kills you The bridge you took it out the ticket takers suddenly lost count Sleeping under rays your teeth crumbling away say goodbye To all responsibility you never wanted it man Wasting time whenever you get the chance Which happens to be all the time Kick back free meals A couple of times a day you make a couple of shady deals No work no fuckin pay Cardboard condominium by the bay Between the red & black and you're never goin' back Say goodbye to all responsibility cause You never wanted it man Bleeding Heart Disease How money polluted my mind Dough what our lives are lived for Rae just a crazy Aussie Me the generation forges on Fodder for corporations Sewing our lips together LA such a nice place to get shot Don't forget the T it Follows liber in the the constitution Following the part about pursuit Of happiness the bi product Of colonial precious metal Mine extracts which Brings us back To dough Do do do do do do do Do do do do do do do Do do do do do do do Today I saw a kid Torture a cat Too much leisure Teenage Norman Rockwell Paints it black! How did the chain get started? More is what everyone wants Needy is what none of us are Co-operation died last night Ruptured bleeding heart forsight Me, I'm just a loo So don't expect the best you won't be disappointed when you take A bite and watch the worm crawl back inside. Don't believe the fairy tales of million dollar happiness, Los Angelistic lifestyle chardonnay Pursuit of million dollar happiness Happiness was killed we watched it bleed, some say it died from hate Some say from bleeding heart disease How money polluted my mind Hotdog In A Hallway She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double Rueben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when she holds me I can't breathe That's why I love her I'm her butter she's my bread She's like a mobile waterbed And when I get on top of her I can't touch the mattress And when her flesh begins to sag She's like a human sleeping bag I feel so cozy safe and warm She's my insulation I always know just where she sat And when she's on me I get flat Some broken ribs a punctured lung That's why I love her She's my phillie I'm her stud Her bean is bigger than my pud It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale That's why I love her She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double Rueben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when she holds me I can't breathe That's why I love her Tudududutu (x4) That's why I love her Release The Hostages stop! have a beer it's on me has anyone ever told you that you look like a star heard it said at the bar so i drink cause it makes me happier than being alone my good friend johnny walker keeps me warm like a cunt seems like everybody's got something i have not a reason not to die death to mr. right cause that's not me seems like everybody's got somethin i have not a reason not to die so I say death to mr. right he makes me sad yeah yeah yeah Liza She's been around a couple of years Tasted 31 flavours Theres only one she really hates That would be vanilla bean The blandest one don't make her scream And that's what she likes to hear the most Liza's been around the block She's currently a femme bitch top A giant step from old Louise Now she's the one thats on the prey She used to wear her hair short long Determining her preferance She didn't like that dynamic Trading in her flannel shirts For six inch heels, latex skirts She even bought herself some bras Miss Terrence sellers akin She's got more power feminine She knows the power incites fear And its that fear that makes her wet She's going to the tribe 8 show Plenty of boychicks to choose from Its at the Calyx of Isis She'll find a bottom young and butch She'll tell her "I won't hurt you much Unless of course you want me to.." What's The Matter With Kid's Today? 'There's something wrong with the kids in my neighbourhood They always listen to mom They disregard civil disobedience They'd rather do what they're told They don't drink, or fuck, or fight They sit home, and read, expand their minds There's something wrong with the kinds in my cul de sac Their always goin to church They dress well and they're Speaking articulate They show each other respect They're never late, don't smoke or break rules They eat right, study hard They like school There's something wrong with the kids in my neighbourhood' Love Story Partly owned two-door house Wooden white picket fence Mother waits for father In a backless dress Hardly used diaphram Put back into his case A one way trip down memory lane As she awaits I don't wanna know Cheat me I don't wanna know Children play in the yard Mother stares at a wall Father says he's gonna be back late So don't wait up About a quarter to three Father stares at a wall Stained thicker than water Who's gonna clean it up? I don't wanna know Cheat me I don't wanna know Partly owned two-door house Wooden white picket fence Mother waits for father In a backless dress Hardly used diaphram Put back into his case A one way trip down memory lane As she awaits I don't wanna know Cheat me I don't wanna know Cheat me I don't wanna know Cheat me I don't wanna know Cheat me The Black And White Mr. McCarthy killed the light He didn't wake his lovely wife He left the key inside the door Woke on the wrong side of the bed He can't remember what he said But she sure knew what he'd done Little choices in a little town Maybe a little man is right to be afraid Biblic moralization, identity frustration Confused man cannot follow his heart So he may be fucking her, but he's thinking about him Catherine McKinnon does exist She likes to call herself a feminist A crusader who fights the pate But what she really hates is sex Erotic images oppress And debase women as a whole Simple solutions created By black and white thinking Too bad the world not work that way Catherine should be busy porkin' That dolt Andrea Dworkin I think they need a good hard fuck So she may be off her back, but she needs to get off ours The little man sits alone His sexuality's been cut in stone He don't love her, she don't really care Two victims of the black and white Whatever Didi Wants wouldn't walk 500 miles when I could fly coach but almost anything I wouldn't swim across the nile Cause I could get amoebic disentary I would do almost anything for you Cause if there's anything you want I'll probably get it Just tell me what you need I'll try not to forget it You need someone to blame I'll say I said it whatever Didi wants she's gonna get it I wouldn't climb the highest mountain Could get a blister, but almost anything I wouldn't throw coins in a fountain I really need them to make a phone call I call you collect whenever i could Cause if there's anything you want I'll probably get it You tell me what you need I'll try not to forget it You need someone to blame I'll say I said it whatever Didi wants she's gonna get it You were so beautiful, you were so beautiful to me Were gonna try and get it right I doesn't seem like you're a million miles away, no. But maybe one or two That doesn't mean, I never loved you I love you long times, when you're on top of me I love you as much as any one could Cause if there's anything you want I'll probly get it You tell me what you need I'll try not to forget it You need someone to blame I'll say I said it whatever Didi wants she's gonna get it August 8th Birds sing, there's not a cloud in the sky Yeah August 8th is a beautiful day I see a bunch of hippies crying Yeah August 8th is a beautiful day Like waking up from a real bad dream sudddenly everything is ok The storm has passed, the sun is shining Yeah August 8th is a beautiful day The air is sweet, the summer flowers bloomin' Nowhere in sight is there anything grey Feelings of joy are filling the street Yeah August 8th is a beautiful day Like waking up from a fucked dream Suddenly everything's lookin' good There's been no permanent damage done Yeah August 8th came right when it should What's goin' on, what's goin' on Is something bummin' your scene There's something wrong, there's something wrong I'm not trying to be mean Poor Jeff Poor Little Timmy Turtle Staying home on such a beautiful day. Drop The World He won the race, the judges conluded He was the better man, He come from victory, A hesitation, a one time show or place His self would not allow, he had to be the best He had denied his urges cause they would of Drained his strength, that battle had been won With side effects a few He may have dropped the world He could not have let us down Dana I hope she's in better place She aced the test a grade above the rest She felt the curve A 93% was not good enough to get her fix She needs that perfect score The endorphin rush she loved It would opiate her She had denied allegations of her loneliness That battle had been won with scars still under wraps She may have dropped the world She would not let us down Endorphin rush she loved She may have dropped the world