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| Quotes from your favorite Goos: Johnny "People tell me that for a guy who writes such pretty lyrics, I've got a pretty fucking dirty mouth." "If life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone." "I think there's this conspiracy to make the world unbelievably stupid." "Note to self: do not try to out psycho a psycho." "Everyone's entitled to their wrong opinon." "You know you've made it when you have your own private stalker!" "There are two things you gotta learn how to say in life, thank you, and fuck you!" "When you get upset, just remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to stick up your middle finger." "You gotta love what you do and believe in what you do, and if somebody doesn't agree, fuck them!" "I decided I was going to take up meditation instead of drinking. I'm going to meditate on a six-pack tonight." "Robby is the brother I never wanted." Robby "I don't feel like a musician, I feel like a kid with a guitar." "I'm trying to picture some little girl whose favorite bands are like Goo Goo Dolls and Savage Garden or 'N Sync going 'aw, that Johnny is so cute. I'm going to buy all his early records,' and putting it on and then screaming and running to her parents." "Mike? What's that noise that comes out of your face sometimes?" "I believe in anything that causes mass hysteria in children." "I'm like a cockroach--nothing affects me whatsoever." Mike "I can't sing very well. Any duet that I did wouldn't be a duet, cuz I'd be silent." "Beavis is the most important character in America humor in the last fifteen years." |
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