EYEfor
anEYE
The Easy New way to make enemies in Dublin.
Are
you just another desktop drone, feeling your life sap from you by the minute,
by the hour, behind your wretched
chipboard desk until 5.30 comes and someone calls time to go down the local?
Your boss is a sweaty, balding alcoho obsessed by the rasp of his own mucker's
accent. Your colleages are pug ugly,
ignorant, waspish inbreeds not even worth a half assed shag at the Christmas
party. You feel trapped, desperate and alone.
Is this you? Wouldn't you cherish some way of venting your raw animal fury without
getting arrested or shot?
Well now you can.
'Eye for an Eye' is a new website putting hate filled citizens in touch with
one another... to argue!
BUT HOW?
It's simple! Simply contact the site with an outrageous statement that offends
as many people as possible (for example:
Princess Diana was a scabrous, junkie whore who deserved to die. Or: President
Bush is completely justified to wage war
on weaker nations, in this Godless unviverse it's every filthy cowboy for himself...)
and we can put you in touch with hundreds
of bored deskjockeys from around Dublin just raring to email you with furious,
impassioned personal insults and lewd invective.
What better daily caffine injection than the certainty that people who live
to despise you are just waiting for your next email?
Simply email your name and address to this address: [email protected]
and you can be arguing by email by the end of the day!
Read some of the first users :
Aidan Downey,
[email protected]
I think Landsdowne should be torn down and a whole new stadium put up so we
could host the European Championships.
Gemma Hayden
[email protected]
Bertie Ahern is a great Taoiseach who has brought this country loads of money
& jobs!!!! When will people leave him the fuck alone????
Laurie
[email protected]
Military Service for young men is the only way to stop what's happening to Dublin!
Drunken knackers puking on the street every
weekend! It's a disgrace. The army could teach them some discipline! Bring it
back!
Penny
[email protected]
What is it with you Irish people? England just won the Rugby World cup and all
you can do is moan and snigger and take the piss!
Whenever we play you want us to lose but we always cheer for you! It's just
racism!!
Jody
[email protected]
How come Irish lads are all druggies? You can't find one normal lad around town
without him being raging on something.
Now add your own!