Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree
Your eyes do not deceive you.  This is our actual christmas tree. . .straight from the box, pre-lit, and thinner than anyone in this family.  In case you were wondering, this is by Martha Stewart Inc.
No wonder I was so cheap Do I look fat to you?
Are words really necessary? A slightly blurry version. . .same picture.  Still looking anorexic.
This is my mother--pissed off. . well, it's really just a drawing, but if you've seen my mother angry, then you know what I'm talking about.  She's obviously not impressed by the lack of. . .tree. 
Okay, now it's time to play that awesome game. . ."Find the tree".  Can you see it?  Did you look behind Leelee?  Yup, that's the tree! 
This is what happened after we took the anorexic tree down.  The cats decided to fight in the window.
Our new tree. . .we bought it off of EBAY.  Take that, Martha Stewart!
Frankie wasted no time attacking our new tree skirt.  That little shit!
And here is Frankie going after one of the new ornaments.  I swear, I didn't hang them that low!
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