Top Ten things guys should do on the first date
| #10 | Brag about how big your winkie is, girls love that stuff. |
| #9 | Bring a friend, male or female, so you can have witnesses to how pimp you are. |
| #8 | Make disgusting noises or gestures, like farting sounds or doing the 'shocker' for everyone to see! Show your date how she needs to submit! |
| #7 | Insult your date and/or her family at any given chance. |
| #6 | Lie about stuff, because the truth is boring and saying your a dental hygienist should help you get laid quicker. |
| #5 | Make your date pay for her portion of the meal, because she needs to submit! |
| #4 | Make sure your date is the finest lady in the establishment. If she is not, then find the hottest girl there and date her. |
| #3 | Bring her to a cheesy bar and puke on her, then deny it later and say she puked on herself. |
| #2 | Talk about how much of a selfish b**ch your last girlfriend was, because your date needs to know how well she lines up with your past dating history! |
| #1 | Yank out the 'climax control' condom and show her how much man you really are, because thats all girls want on the first date, so why hold back? |