Johnny: "Hello everyone and welcome to EIWF's First ever Pay Per View extravaganza, 'Devil's Night!' We are live and coming to you from the Extreme Emporium in New York City! I'm Johnny redneck and with me, as always, my esteemed broadcast partner, 'The Monarch' Terry Gold."

Terry: "Thank you for the gracious intro Johnny. It certainly is exciting to see EIWF about to pull off it's first Pay Per View. Finally, after this PPV is over, EIWF will have champions."

Johnny: "Indeedy! Tonight there are only 4 matches, and for those who may be watching with their friends and not familiar with Commissioner Caldwell's booking, don't think 4 matches for a PPV are a rip off. We have a Bruiserweight Title Fierce Foursome Elimination Ladder Match, so 3 pinfalls or submissions there...then the EIWF Tag Title match, then the 15 man Double Elimination Battle Royal...2 Battle Royals when you look at it. Then for the EIWF World Title, a 15 man Hardcore Rumble...14 more pinfalls or submissions. Folks, within the 4 matches tonight, we have 20 matches! It's crazy, but only EIWF can pull it off!"

Terry: "What's even more incredible, 30 of the wrestlers don't know what match they are in!"

Johnny: "And that's the cue to go down to the stage where Eric Caldwell is waiting with William Hung!"

The feed switches to the stage where Eric Caldwell and William Hung are standing behind 2 lottery drums. Eric, William, the drum, and then behind them in a big glass case rest the EIWF titles. Protecting the case are Officer Jim and EIWF security.

William: "Oh boy! I can't beweave we're here at Devil's Night! This is big spooky night! I'm William Hung with EIWF Commish Eric Codwell. Mr Codwell is going to announce the rulkes for the Wetal Wottery!"

Eric: "Ok folks, this may sound complicated but it isn't really. In the left drum is a card with a Wrestler's name. In the right drum is a card that will say "Battle Royal" OR have a Number from 1-15. If you draw a number, that will be your order in the Hardcore Rumble."

"Let's get is started and you'll see what I mean. I'm pulling out the name...Vegeta! Now I'm pulling out the match...Number 9! So Vegeta is in the Hardcore Rumble and he will be the 9th to enter! Now let's finish getting the names drawn..."

Eric Caldwell pulls out all the names and the appropiate matches that they are in.

Johnny: "All right folks, to sum it up for you, here are the 15 men in the Broadcast Title Double Elimination Battle Royal; since evereyone starts off in the ring at the same time, the order they are read off by me won't be an indicator of the outcome, as well, some are debuting tonight, so they won't be recognized until they enter the ring.."

"West Coast Gangsta...Pelvis Wesley...Duncan Fraser...Koji Yamasuka...Goku...Zoll...Pendaran...Nightspawn...Yoshi Irizawa...Scotty Oakes...Esteban Montoya...Phillip Mianes...Curtis Vector...Badmana...and Rave. Quite a diverse field. Terry, who your pick to win?"

Terry: "Well, this is an over the top affair, so pins or submissions are meaningless. This is about the element of surprise and being alert at all times. We saw Jightspawn get clothesline over the top by Lunch Lady Stan at the end of last night's airing of EIWF's Fierce Friday, so Nightspawn can be beaten here, plus he will be in the Tag Title Match. Yoshi Irizawa, no one has seen him in an EIWF ring yet, but he weighs 450 pounds! That's a lot of weight to get out, so even though Nightspawn is always a threat, I'm picking Yoshi based on mass."

Johnny: "And now for the Hardcore Rumble. The entry order will make a difference so here they are as they will enter:"

"1) BGN...2) Kindred...3) Martyr...4) Hulk 2k5...5) Duke Diesel...6) EJB...7) Paladyn...8) The '66 Batman...9) Vegeta...10) Dolemite...11) Stan...12) Captain Amazing...13) Dick Fleer...14) Walt Peterson...15) Hip Hop Dave. Terry, who's your pick?"

Terry: "Well, each wrestler will be out after 2 minutes. This will be basically a 15 man Hardcore match, not all of these wrestlers are conditioned for hardcore. Obviously the later the number, the better the chance of winning. Hip Hop Dave has the best draw, but he is a Bruiserweight and lost in his debut. I think Slick Dick Fleer and Mr MMA Walt Peterson will be the two to watch."

Johnny: "All right folks, Julia Stevenson is backstage with the Nocturnal Brotherhood and we will get their reaction to the now finalized card tonight."

Julia: "Julia Stevenson here with the Nocturnal Brotherhood and their leader Paladyn. Paladyn, what are your thoughts on how the Lotterey turned out?"

Paladyn: "It worked out perfectly. You see, this Pay Per View is aptly named, I'll give credit to Caldwell on that. Tonigfht will be 'Devil's Night' and we pack of devils will indeed be walking out with ALL the EIWF gold. Darkchylde will win the Bruiserweight title, Nightspawn and I will crush the The Black Panthers and then...either Zoll or Nightspawn will win the Battle Royal, and either Kindred or myself will win the EIWF Heavyweight title. Do you know why we will win the belts Miss Stevenson?"

Julia: "No, and I'm almost afraid to ask why."

Paladyn: "Ah, someone with respect for the NB, glad you are watching. Kindred, tell everyone why we will grab all the Championship titles."

Kindred: "The first reason is because the NB has the most talent. Secondly and this is the crux, nothing is more infuriating and disheartening than seeing people you hate succeed. You cannot stop us, and the only thing you can do is sit and watch. These titles mean everything to the other wrestlers, and it will give us pleasure to watch the looks of pain and disappontment on their pathetic faces as they see the NB decimate and humiliate them!"

Julia: "What if Paladyn and Kindred, you two have to fight? Or Nightspawn and Zoll have to fight?"

Paladyn: "I know where this is going and you can stop right there. The NB will never disband, never break up. We serve the Nocturne and that is the only motivation in our lives. It is of no consequence who holds the title. If Kindred is able to beat me at the end, then he will be able to beat me. If Zoll eliminates Nightspawn, so be it. Our goal is to see the Nocturnal Brotherhood, not the individuals therein, capture the spoils of war. On 'Devil's Night' all EIWF, from the lowly fan, to the hot dog vendor, to the very owner, will bow to the Nocturne."

Julia: "There you have it, the forces of darkness seek to prevail. Johnny, I'm getting out of here."

Johnny: "Now we go to William Hung who is backstage with Rave."

William: "I here with Wave, he hot man! Girls wove dis dude! Wave, are you weady?"

Rave: "Boy am I ever ready William. A lot of people say that I am the favorite to win this match, and all I can say is 'Duh!' I'm the most talented wrestler in EIWF in any weight class. I beat Kabuki down before, I beast Darkchylde before, and as for that fairy Phillip...I know I can beat him too. Rave is ready to dance all oveir faces!"

William: "back to you Jawwny!"

Johnny: "Terry, the Bruiserweight title is up next, and I know you're into Old School with technique and counter holds, I know you will enjoy this match because this will be suicidal!"

Terry: "I agree, the high risk hardcore is always something to see. However, any merits it garners for entartainment value pales in comparison to the detrimental health effect that this idiocy perpetuates!"

Johnny: "That was a lot of verbage..."

Terry: "I wrestled for 17 years in England...let's see if EJB can wrestle 17 years with his style and form a sentence as articulate."

Johnny: "*Sigh* Let's go to Ringside."

Clive: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to EIWF's First pay per View Event...Devil's Night!"

"This first match is a Fierce Foursome Elimination Ladder Match for the EIWF Bruiserweight Title! Coming to the ring first: He is being accompanied to the ring by Rubella. he stands at 6'1" and weighs 185 pounds. He hails from Toronto, Ontario, Canada and is a member of the Nocturnal Brotherhood. Please welcome, Darkchylde!"

The fans were on their feet booing as the lights went out and a red strobe light flickered as mist gathered on the stage as "Sad But True" by Metallica played. Darkchylde and Rubella came out and walked down the ramp. They got into the ring and the lights came on. Darkchylde had gauze on his head from the attack by Duncan with the Shovel and Martyr with the Barbed Wire 2x4. He looked at the Ladder set up in the middle of the ring and smiled

Clive: "The next perticipant stands at 5'10" and weighs 200. He hails from Tokyo, Japan. He is "The Neo-Onita" Super Kabuki!"

"Time to Go" by Dropkick Murphys started to play and Super Kabuki came out to jeers. He ignored them and walked down to the ring. He slid in and got in a corner, watching Darkchlyde and the stage. Johnny Redneck explained that Super Kabuki was calling himself the "Neo-Onita" because "Neo" means "New" and "Onita" was a big name in FMW, home of garbage wrestling that Kabuki emulates.

Clive: "Introducing next: He stands at 5'7" and weighs 170 pounds. Origianlly from Hartford, CT but now comes from "Out of The Closet;" accompanied by Elder Layton, he is the self proclaimed 'Women's Champion' and 'The Queen O'Wrasslin'....Phillip Mianes!"

"Dancin Queen" by ABBA started to play and out came Phillip Mianes with Elder Layton. Layton was wearing his Mormon name tag and carrying his Book of Mormon while Mianes was wearing a pink wrestling robe and was wearing a Tiara! Mianes got into the ring and opened the robe, causing Terry Gold to gag. Around his waist was the Toy WWE Championship with a sticker on the front with "Women's Champion" written in felt marker, but Mianes' wrestling attire consisted of a purple two peice thong bikini! Darkchlyde and Kabuki both shook their heads in disbelief, with Darkchylde also looking disgusted. Because of Kabuki's mask, no one could see what expression he had, but Redneck said the body language was a clue Kabuki was not impressed. Layton took the robe and 'Women's Title' and went to Mianes' corner. He looked up, saw the thong and quickly averted his gaze.

Clive: "The last participant comes to us from Malibu, California. He stands at 6'2" and weighs in at 195 pounds. He is Rave!"

"Dread Rock" by Oakenfold played as the lights dimmed down and blue and white strobe lights flickered. Rave came out with two glow sticks and blowing a whistle as he danced. He danced down the ramp and entered the ring where Darkchylde and Kabuki immediately attacked. Referee Kieran O'Mally called for the bell as the house lights returned to normal.

Match Synopsis: As Kabuki and Darkchylde attacked Rave, Mianes came up from behind and goosed Kabuki! Kabuki set his sights on Mianes as Rave started to mount a comeback against Darkchylde. Kabuki threw some kicks and chops that sent Mianes back into the corner while Darkchylde and Rave remained even throughout their exchange of strikes. Kabuki charged in on Mianes, but Mianes lifted his legs and countered with a Sunset Flip, which Kabuki quickly kicked out of. Kabuki slid out of the ring, seemingly irked by the pinning predicament. Back in the ring, Darkchylde was whipped off the ropes and into the Ladder, knocking it over. Rave then hit a Flip Senton Splash on Darkchylde, who was on the Ladder! Rave hauled Darkchylde off and threw him into the corner. Kabuki slid back into the ring where Mianes gave chase, Kabuki hit a Cradle Piledriver then quickly set up the Ladder. he climbed halfway and then jumped off, nailing Mianes with a Spinning Leg Drop! In the corner, Darkchylde raked Rave's eyes, then hopped to the middle turnbuckle and hit the Tornado DDT. Kabuki saw a downed Rave and started stomping on him. Darkchylde went over and clotheslined both Kabuki and Rave. Darkchylde then grabbed Kabuki and threw him outside. Mianes got back to his feet and slammed the Ladder down on top of the back of Rave's head! Mianes then locked Rave in a Full nelson, but then started thrusting his pelvis! Rave was the victim of the dreaded Father Nelson! Johnny said that he didn't know how much damage that hold would cause, Terry interrupted and said that maybe it wouldn't punish someone like a Powerbomb, but the mental anguish was extreme. Mianes then let go and dropkicked Rave in the back of the head. Mianes then took Rave and dragged him to a corner where he sat Rave up, backed up and with nothing but a thong on, hit the Bronco Buster! Outside the ring, Drakchylde and Kabuki were mixing it up. Darkchylde rammed Kabuki's skull into the railing, then got on the apron and dropped an elbow across Kabuki's back! Darkchylde tried for a second but Kabuki evaded and Darkchylde smacked rib first into the guard rail. Kabuki then lined Darkchylde and hit a nice two step back Elbow. Phillip had left the ring and he went after Darkchylde, Mianes pushed Kabuki out of the way and whipped Darkchylde back into the ring. Mianes hit a DDT then went high, scoring with the Flight of the Sugar Fairy off the Ladder! Darkchylde was pinned and Mianes only got 2, thanks to Kabuki. Kabuki then went over to Rave, but Rave was waiting, he whipped Kabuki off the ropes and executed a Drop Toe Hold onto the Ladder. Before Rave could capitalize, Darkchylde, who had hoofed Mianes in the crotch, scored with a nice Falling Reverse DDT on Rave. Darkchylde set up the Ladder again, climbed and scored with a Celestial Splash off the Ladder! O'Mally made the 1-2-3 and the favorite, Rave was gone!

Kabuki was back on his feet and he had Mianes by the hair, he scooped Mianes up and nailed a Scoop DDT. Kabuki then went over to Darkchylde and started working Darkchylde over with Knife Edge Chops. Kabuki then got up top and got Darkchylde with the Diamond Dust. Kabuki climbed up for a Moonsault attempt but Mianes shook the ropes, causing Kabuki to lose his footing and fall onto the turnbuckle top! Mianes then in a silly move performed the Earthquake ending it by sitting on Darkchylde's face! O'Mally made the count, but Darkchylde got out at 2! Darkchylde bent over gagging and he was hit with a Scissors kick by Kabuki, Kabuki then charged at Mianes, who backdropped Kabuki and then did a double foot stomp a la Kevin Sullivan. Phillip then got Darkchylde up, dragged him to the corner, and then in nothing but the thong, Mianes gave darkchylde the Stink face! Mianes then put Darkchylde on the middle turnbuckle, climbed up behind him and then came off with the BUTT BUSTER BOMB (3B)! Mianes made the cover and got the 1-2-3! Mianes got up, turned and was met with a Superkick that knocked him through the ropes and to the floor. Kabuki stood on the apron and tried a Running Somersault but Mianes moved and Kabuki landed on the floor. Mianes then got Kabuki up and Atomic Dropped him onto the Rail. Phillip then gave Kabuki a Girl Slap that knocked Kabuki off the rail and to the floor. Mianes then rolled Kabuki into the ring and set him up in the corner, Mianes attempted a Bronco Buster but Kabuki got his foot up into Mianes' nether-reigon! Mianes was hopping around in pain when Kabuki hit a Short Arm Clothesline.

Kabuki then grabbed the Ladder, folded it, laid it on the ground, picked up the groggy Mianes, and then nailed the KABUKI-DRIVER on the Ladder! Kabuki stayed on Mianes for the pin and won the match, becoming the first ever EIWF Bruiserweight Champion!

Clive: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner and the NEW EIWF Bruiserweight Champion, Super Kabuki!"

Fans were booing as "We Are the Champions (Of the World)" by Queen played. Eric Caldwell came down with the EIWF Bruiserweight title on a velvet chusion. he entered the ring and spoke into the mic while Clive held it.

Eric: "Super Kabuki, congratulations on winning a hard fought match. It is my pleasure at this time to present you with the EIWF Bruiserweight Title!"

Super Kabuki took the title into his hands and bowed. He then put the title on and raised both fists in the air, being meet with jeers. Kabuki then left the ring and headed back up the ramp toward the backstage area.

Johnny: "Well, Super Kabuki after a shaky start looks to have established himself as the top Bruiserweight here in EIWF."

Terry: "I'm glad for him, his last win I admit was a cheat on Hip Hop Dave, however, he showed everyone tonight his caliber."

Johnny: "Now folks, it's time for the EIWF Tag Team Title Match. The time for talk is over, and it is time to settle it. Let's retrace how we got to this match."

"It started on September 16th, with EIWF's first Broadcast. Eric Caldwell announced a Tag Team Tournament and that night The Black Panthers took on the Technical Specialists and with help from Dolemite, won the match. The trio would be known as Da Ghetto Crew and were embraced by the fans. They then took on the combo of Zoll and Darkchylde and with help from a crowbar and Duncan Fraser as guest ref, quickly won the match. However, Da Ghetto Crew have been plagued by at first one, now two masked assailants. As if outside interference was bad enough, The Black Panthers have to deal with the other finalists:"

"Paladyn and Nightspawn, known as the Priests of Nocturne started off by defeating the Lucha Samurais on Sept 23 in Philadelphia. Then on October 7th in Toronto, Canada, they beat the team of Hulk 2k5 and the '66 Batman in which they isolated the '66 Batman and Nightspawn made the Caped Crusader tap. Paladyn and Nightspawn look invincible, they will be a tough challenge to overcome."

"Terry, what's your analysis?"

Terry: "Nobody likes how the NB operates, and it seems that nobody can touch Paladyn and Nightspawn. Nightspawn is the giant in EIWF. Yes, there are heavier wrestlers, like BGN and Oleg, but nobody is as tall, nobody in EIWF is as imposing as this guy. He just seems unbeatable, if I were the West Coast Gangsta and BGN, I'd try to keep Paladyn in the corner and beat him down with a chair."

Johnny: "You're actually condoning weapons!?!?"

Terry: "Of course not. But neither man is able to match Paladyn's grappling skill. If I were facing Paladyn myself, I'd use my experience, but for the Black Panthers with their lack of technical knowledge, they have to do whatever it takes to survive.

Johnny: "Let's go to ringside!"

Clive: "Ladies and gentlemen, this next match is for the EIWF Tag Team Titles! It is scheduled for one fall and will be fought under Extreme Rules!"

"Coming to the ring first, accompanied by Rufus, originally from Baton Rouge, LA. He stands at 6'4" and weighs in at 375 pounds, he is a member of Da Ghetto Crew...the B-G-N!"

"Never, Never Gonna Give You Up" by Barry White starts to play as BGN and Rufus come out. BGN is wearing a Chicago White Sox baseball shirt and eating a burrito. He waddles to the ring with Rufus behind him and climbs in.

Clive: "And his partner, standing at 6'2" and weighing in at 223 pounds, he hails from Compton and is being accompanied by Baby Momma. he is the other half of the Black Panthers...W-G-C: the West Coast Gangsta!"

Clive: "And their opponents, at a combined weight of 600 pounds...from Europe, "The Lord of Nocturne" paladyn...and his parter, standing at 7'0" tall, the "Dungeonlord" Nightspawn, together they are the Priests of Nocturne!"

Redneck told everyone that the Black Panthers weighed 598 pounds together so both teams were up there. The lights went out and "Brood" as performed by the Extreme Wrestling Collective played as a blue light shone on the stage and mist gathered in front of the curtain. Out came Paladyn and Nightspawn. Paladyn was seen only as a cloaked figure with his head lowered while Nightspawn's green eyes shone in the darkness like a demon. They made down to the ring and Paladyn climbed in on one side while on the adjacent side, Nightspawn climbed over the tope rope. The lights came on with Paladyn on one knee, leaning on his staff and his right fist clenched at Paladyn's eye level. Paladyn got up and removed his cloak as Senior referee Gerald MacKenzie called for the bell.

A four man melee ensued with WCG and Paladyn exchanging blows while Nightspawn and the BGN met in the middle of the ring. Redneck wondered how much of a toll this would take on all four men, as all four were going to be in the other two matches. BGN put his weight behind him and clubbed Nightspawn down to one knee. BGN then did a jumping Axe handle across the back of Nightspawn. Nightspawn stood right back up and gave BGN a hard Thrust to the throat that sent BGN reeling. Paladyn called for the tag and Nightspawn tagged in Paladyn. Paladyn took his staff and smacked BGN across the back of the knee with it, making BGN drop down in pain. Paladyn rammed the butt of his staff into the ribs of BGN and laughed. Paladyn then ran over and smacked West Coast Gangsta in the stomach. Paladyn tagged in Nightspawn and both men continued to stomp and attack the BGN. West Coast couldn't take it and so he dropped down, grabbed a chair and ran in. He jumped and nailed Nightspawn on the head with the chair, laying Nightspawn flat on his back! Paladyn dropped the Staff across BGN's neck and then got up, West Coast Gangsta swung at Paladyn but Paladyn ducked it. Paladyn used his staff to hook the chair out of WCG's grip and then Paladyn dropped the staff and hit the Inverted Impaler Paladyn tried to make a cover but West Coast wasn't the legal man. BGN got back to his feet and he and Paladyn started a chop war. Paladyn raked the eyes and then tagged in Nightspawn. West Coast charged in to buy BGN some time, and Nightspawn grabbed West Coast and nailed the Firebomb West Coast was dropped hard and Nightspawn then gave BGN a big boot that knocked BGN back into a neutral corner.

Nightspawn tagged in Paladyn, and then Nightspawn whipped Paladyn into BGN for an Avalanche but BGN jumped out and did a Vader Style Shoulder Block that knocked Paladyn on his butt. Nightspawn was quick to react and threw some stiff forearms into BGN's face. West Coast attacked from behind, but Nightspawn turned and lifted West Coast Gangsta into the air with a Choke Lift. WCG responded with a rake to Nightspawn's evil eyes, causing Nightspawn to release the hold. BGN tried to get at Nightspawn but Paladyn cut him off and nailed the Nocturnal Neckbreaker. West Coast then turned and pushed Paladyn out of the ring and gave chase. Redneck said that Nighjtspawn and BGN were the legal men, and that Gerald ought to leave Paladyn and West Coast alone while they are outside. Paladyn and West Coast traded some blows then made their way back to their corners as BGN and Nightspawn locked up. BGN pushed Nightspawn back to the corner and rammed his weight against Nightspawn. BGN then turned back on and gave Nightspawn a big Thump. Terry Gold said Mianes would probably steal that move now. BGN thyen started to ram the shoulder into Nightspawn's abs. BGN whipped Nightspawn into the corner and tagged in West Coast. West Coast and BGN suplexed Nightspawn and then WCG took the chair and smacked Nightspawn on the chest with it. West Coast went for the pin but Nightspawn pressed WCG off! Nightspawn sat up and tagged in Paladyn. Paladyn came in and threw WCG into the corner. he perched West Coast up top and tried for a Superplex but west Coast countered, pushing paladyn flat on his back off the top! WCG then tried a big Elbow Drop but missed. West Coast got up and rolled over to his corner, paladyn tried to grab the foot, but BGN was tagged in. He chopped Paladyn and delivered a Bionic Elbow, BGN then scored with a nice Belly to Belly Suplex. he tried to pin Paladyn but Nightspawn made the save by hitting BGN with the staff. BGN made a tag to West Coast who grabed the dented chair and dented even more with a hellacious chair shot on Nightspawn. West Coast went down to make the pin but Nightspawn garbbed WCG by the throat and stood back up! Nightspawn punched West Coast Gangsta in the gut, picked him up and dropped him with Hell's Hanging! BGN came in to make the save, and Nightspawn focused on him. Nightspawn threw hard thrusts and backed BGN into the corner, Nightspawn then did a Foot Choke. West Coast got up and tried to intervene when Paladyn tried to grab him, West Coast went down low and then hit a Bulldog on Paladyn. Nightspawn broke the Foot Choke and turned toward West Coast. West Coast quickly hit the Bus a Cap! Nightsapwn was still standing but obviously dazed, so BGN put Nightspawn in the corner, backed up and nailed the Big Giant Avalanche! West Coast took a chair and smacked Paladyn with it as BGN made the cover...1...2...Nightspawn got a foot on the ropes!

Nightspawn rolled out of the ring and BGN gave chase. West Coast stopped the chair attack and tried to pin Paladyn, MacKenzie refused to count, because as redneck noted, the legal men were outside the ring. As West Coast was up in MacKenzie's face, Paladyn used his staff to hit a low blow on West Coast. Paladyn then lifted West Coast up and dropped him with a Hell's Fury Powerslam! Nightspawn, who had rammed BGN's head into the post and split BGN open got into the ring. Paladyn got on the apron and called for the tag, Nightspawn did so and Paladyn was now legal. Paladyn grabbed a helpless West Coast and apllied the VYPER'S GRIP DEATH LOCK Nightspawn kept BGN at bay and West Coast Gangsta tapped out! MacKenzie called for the bell, but Paladyn refused to let go! The other EIWF Officials came down and finally Paladyn released the West Coast Gangsta.

Clive: "The winners of the match, and the NEW EIWF Tag team Champions: Paladyn, Nightspawn, the Priests of Nocturne!"

"Brood" as performed by the Extreme Wrestling Collective played as Nightspawn and Paladyn stood in the ring. West Coast Gangsta was helped out of the ring by the Officials and was joined on the ramp by Dr Bryan Duncan who was rolling a wheelchair. West Coast waved the chair off and hobbled up the ramp. Eric Caldwell who was walking down with the titles nodded at West Coast and said something inaudible. Eric Caldwell then got in the ring.

Eric: "Paladyn, Nightspawn, despite my personal feelings, you two won a fair fight and I promise you that even though I hate your tactics, I won't do anything to screw with you. The team that beats you will do it on their own merits. At any rate, the Nocturnal Brotherhood makes some history tonight as you two are the first ever EIWF Tag Team Champions. Congratulations."

Paladyn out his title on around his waist and knelt in the middle of the ring. Nightspawn draped his over his shoulder and stood there, stoic. As Eric left the ring, Dr Duncan approached him and said someting. Eric Caldwell looked at the ring and went back to it.

Eric: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed by EIWF physician, Dr Bryan Duncan, that because of the effect of the Vyper's Grip Death Lock, West Coast Gangsta will not be in the Double Elimination battle Royal, so a substitue will be named shortly."

Johnny: "Well folks, the NB have just entered the ring and are joining Paladyn and Nightspawn, and William Hung is going to try to get some comments."

William: "So you did what you said you would do, you beat your foes to gwab the belts."

Paladyn: "Does it looks like Devil's Night yet? The Lord of Nocturne and the Dungeonlord are now the lords of the tag division. Caldwell said he wouldn't try to 'screw' us out of these titles and that a team would beat us on their own merits. The only problem with that Mr Caldwell is that Nightspawn and I are unbeatable. The only way someone could beat us is if you did indeed 'screw' with us. However, you know you won't, we all know you won't, that isn't your styler, and that's good for you, you'll live longer. As for EIWF, you witnessed the power of the Vyper's Grip. Hulk 2k5 felt it, West Coast Gangsta felt it and so will all who oppose us."

The NB left the ring, with Paladyn leading the way, but Nightspawn staying in the ring as the Battle Royal was coming up soon. Johnny Redneck said that a replacement had indeed been found and he was with Julia Stevenson.

Julia: "Julia Stevenson here with the man who will enter the Double Elimination Battle Royal for the EIWF Bruiserweight title. Carlos DeMolish, you ready?"

Carlos: "Si, this is a big opportunity for me. I lost in my match against Oleg, so for me to be on Pay per View and in a title match is amazing. I will do my best to outlast the others. I have to go, it's time."

Johnny: "Now I've been informed that Julia Stevenson is with the masked Attackers who have been attacking mainly da Ghetto Crew, but also attacked Captain Amazing..."

Julia: "That's right, I'm here and these men say that before they enter the ring they will unmask!"

The man with the Leather Jacket with the Confederate flag on the back removes his mask first. He has a long beard and long hair. The man in the hoodie takes of his mask to reveal a tan and brown hair.

Julia: "I don't get it, why the secrecy? You seem like normal guys, no acid burns or anything, so why have me here instead of William Hung?"

(Leather Jacket): "Beacuse I don't want slanty eye [racial slur against Chinese] in the same room as me if I can help it!"

(Hoodie): "That's right, and the reason we attacked who we attacked was because we hate [racial slur against black people]!"

"Let me tell you who we are. I'm Duke Diesel and this the "The Wizard" Scotty Oakes. The reason we are here is to cleanse EIWF from all the [racial slurs against Latinos, Asians and Blacks] peices of dog [bleep] in this mother [bleep]ing federation! Together we are The Clan and together we'll get all who isn't part of the master race!"

Julia: "I'm disgusted now. I'm leaving."

Johnny: "Folks, I apologize on behalf of EIWF for those two. I can't believe trash like that can enter this fed."

Terry: "First of all let me say that I support EIWF's belief in letting in talent based on their talent and not their religion, color or anything else being used as criteria. In that spirit I must also say this, Johnny, we can't discriminate against them because they hold their views. In EIWF we let a homosexual walk around the ring in a thong, we let a vampire drink blood, we let in a man who wants to be a superhero, we have a Christian who tries to purge his body by feeling pain in hardcore matches. We have to allow white supremiscists in too if they can wrestle. I actually feel sorry for them because when the Luchadores, the Japanese wrestlers, Captain Amazing, Badmana and da Ghetto Crew get them, they'll wish they never spread their message in interviews!"

Johnny: "Well, before we start the Broadcast Belt Battle Royal, I want to acknowledge some celebrities who are in the building tonight."

The camera showed front row and sitting there was Canadian Fitness Guru Dickie Simons with Canadian Talk Show Host Ike Muller. The camera got a shot of the balcony section where EIWF owner Stefano DiMera was sitting with Jerry Springer, Steve and Todd. Redneck said it was time to go to ringside.

Clive: "Ladies and gentlemen it is time for the EIWF Broadcast Belt Double Elimination Battle Royale! Coming to the ring first: He stands 6'1" and weighs 213 pounds. From Erie, PA by way of San Diego, CA, he is Carlos DeMolish!"

The crowd cheers as Carlos comes out to the ring. Carlos stood there, more than a little intimidated by a still Nightspawn

Clive: "From Graceland, standing at 5'11" and weighing in at 210 pounds, "Porn King" Pelvis Wesley!"

"(Let Me Be) Your Teddy Bear" by Elvis played as Pel;vis came out shuckin and jivin. The fans booed him but Pelvis didn't care. he danced on down the ramp and got into the ring.

Clive: "Originally from Glascow, Scotland, now residing in Las Vegas. Standing at 6'3" and weighing in at 272 pounds, the current NMWF Heavyweight Champion, "The Hardcore Highlander" Duncan Fraser!"

"Watch Your Words" by Alter Bridge started to play as the fans were on their feet. Duncan came out alone in cargo pants and his "Hardcore Highlander" shirt. He lifted his Bardbed Wire 2x4 high and then laid it on the stage. He jogged down to the ring and slid in. Nightspawn clenched his fists as Duncan stared at him.

Clive: "From Kyoto, Japan. Standing at 5'7" and weighing in at 235 pounds, the current ECCW World Heavyweight Champion, "The White Dragon" Koji Yamasuka!"

"Lose Yourself" by Eminem played as Koji came out to cheers. he was dressed in white Gi pants, white foot supports and white wraps. he slapped hands with fans as he walked down to the ring. He slid in and bowed at Duncan.

Clive: "From Kame House, he stands at 6'1" and weighs 203 pounds, Goku!"

The closing theme to the Japanese version of Dragonball Z "We Were Angels" started to play and out came Goku with his crazy hair and orange gi. He had a big smile on his face and the fans applauded him. He jogged down and hopped into the ring.

Clive: "Our next competitor stands at 6'6" and weighs in at 274 pounds. Formerly from Erie, PA, he is "The Warrior of Darkness" Zoll!"

The fans were booing loudly as "Kill and Deceive" by Figure Four started to play. Zoll came out with his warrior's headdress and cape on. He walked down to the ring and removed the helmet. he climbed in the ring and stared at Duncan Fraser.

Clive: "From Edinburugh, Scotland, standing at 6'0" and weighing 230 pounds, he is "The White Wizard" Pendaran!"

"O Fortuna" started to play as a white light shone on the entrance. Pendaran came out in a white robe and carrying a white staff. He walked down to the ring, removed the robe and then laid the staff aside, he climbed into the ring where Zoll shifted his gaze from Duncan to Pendaran.

Clive: "From the Seventh Circle of Hell. He stands at 7'0", weighs 335 pounds and is one half of the EIWF Tag Team Champions. Already in the ring..."The Dungeonlord" Nightspawn!"

The camera gets a closeup of the stoic giant who never takes his eyes off Duncan.

Clive: "From Kobe, Japan, standing at 5'8" and weighing 450 pounds, the "Sumo King" Yoshi Irizawa!"

The fans were wondering who was going to come through as "Master of Puppets" by Metallica played. They let out a sound of awe as Yoshi Irizawa came out in his sumo attire. Johnny said Yoshi was the heaviest competitor in EIWF and terry said that he would be hard to eliminate once, let alone twice. Yoshi came to the ring with abucket of salt and on the outside, performed ancient Shinto cleaning rituals. He then entered the ring and looked especially mammoth compared to the Bruiserweights.

Clive: "From Birmhingham, Alabama, he stands at 6'5" and weighs in at 255 pounds, he is "The Wizard" Scott Oakes!"

"Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd played as the fans booed thunderously. Oakes came out in KKK robe!! He removed the robe to reavel his tights that had KKK on the back. he climbed into the ring and started yelling at Carlos and Koji.

Clive: "From Tiajuana, Mexico, he stands at 5'7" and weighs 180 pounds, he is "El Fantastico" Esteban Montoya!"

The crowd cheer as Montoya runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He slaps hands with Koji, his tag partner. They then look at Scotty Oakes and grin.

Clive: "Introducing next: He stands at 5'7" and weighs 170 pounds. Origianlly from Hartford, CT but now comes from "Out of The Closet;" he is the self proclaimed 'Women's Champion' and 'The Queen O'Wrasslin'....Phillip Mianes!"

Mianes comes out wearing the pink wrestlnig robe. He saunters down to ramp and stops at the bottom. He opens the robe to reveal that he is still wearing his thong bikini. He removes his "Women's Championship" belt and slides into the ring, blowing kisses to all the other wrestlers.

Clive: "From Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada. He stands at 6'1" and weighs 227 pounds. He is "Pure Gold" Curtis Vector!"

"O Canada" as performed by the RCMP Brass Band started to play as the fans jeered and booed Vector. He came out in his wrestling singlet, but he also wore a varsity style jacket. As always, Vector was carrying the Canadian Flag. Verctor got to the ring, removed the jacket and handed the flag to a ring attendant. He climbed in and waited.

Clive: "From Hammersmith, London, England, he stands at 5'7" and weighs 217 pounds, he is "The Second Son of Satan" Badmana!"

Despite the evil appearance and background, fans cheered Badmana as he came out. The tape traders were familiar with his style in DRW and so they knew what to expect. Badmana came out, with that ever foreboding mask on. he slid in the ring and he and Duncan tapped fists. Redneck explained that they were stablemates in DRW.

Clive: "And finally, from Malibu, California. He stands at 6'2" and weighs 195 pounds, he is Rave!"

"Dread Rock" by Oakenfold played as the lights dimmed down and blue and white strobe lights flickered. Rave came out with two glow sticks and blowing a whistle as he danced. He entered the ring and Terry Gold said Rave probably feels like he needs to redeem himself after being eliminated first from the Ladder match. Clive got out of the ring, the 4 EIWF officials were on each side on the outside to keep track of who was elimianted. Gerald Mackenzie called for the bell and the Battle Royal was on!

Match Synopsis: Carnage ensued from the beginning, Nightspawn and Zoll tried to attack Duncan Fraser. Esteban Montoya went to work after Badmana, Goku went after Carlos DeMolish, Pelvis and Rave tore into each other while Koji and Vector went at it. Mianes tried goosing Scotty oakes, who was trying to get his hands on Montoya. Pendaran hit a double low blow on both Nightspawn and Zoll. Pendaran then grabed Zoll and threw him over the top to the floor! Nightspawn tried to get Pendaran but Yoshi stood toe to toe with Nightspawn! Terry Gold said this was what he wanted to see. Yoshi and Nightspawn traded heavy shots with each other but then Nightspawn threw a throat thrust that sent Yoshi back a couple of steps. Zoll had re-entered the Battle Royal and he was duking it out with Scotty Oakes. Zoll had Oakes in the corner and was trying to lift him over. Esteban Montyoa was giving Pelvis Wesley a hard time, culminating with Flying Head Scissor takedown. Pelvis started to get trampled on by the others wreatlers. Goku and Koji were having a Martial Arts fight with feet and fists flying everywhere, but Goku was getting the better. Mianes had Rave in the corner trying to molest him while Duncan and Vector were tearing into each other. Badmana was fighting with Pendaran when out of nowhere Nightspawn clotheslined them both over the top rope! Badmana stayed on the apron but Pendaran hit the floor thanks to Nightspawn!

Carlos DeMolish had his sights on Pelvis Wesley and was trying to hoist Pelvis out of there, Pelvis was hanging on for dear life and refused to go over. Duncan was driving knees into the ribs of Zoll trying to wear him down. Koji was now attacking Pendaran and trying to get him over the top. In a corner, Rave and Mianes were involved in a Chop/Girl Slap war with neither one prevailing. Yoshi had recovered and was still setting his sights on Nightspawn. Oakes was using his size advantage to punish Esteban Montoya, he had Montoya draped on the second rope and was choking him mercilessly with his knee. Vector and Badmana were having an even exchange when Goku came over and got in the middle. As Duncan was trying to get Zoll over, Nightspawn raked Yoshi's eyes and charged at Duncan, Duncan turned, dove out of the way and Nightspawn sent Zoll over the top! Nightspawn eliminated his own stablemate Zoll! Redneck said Zoll had to be furious, he was now out of the match. Goku had moved away from the fight between Vector and Badmana and was trying to get at Koji again. Koji left Pendaran and he and Goku started up their Kung Fu classic once again. Goku tried a Jumping back Kick but Koji ducked and came up with a Jumping Palm Strike. Koji then started throwing a flurry of mid range kicks and open handed strikes. Goku managed to block but was backed up to the corner. Koji tried a step thrust kick, but Goku slid under the rope, onto the apron and came back with a Springboard Roundhouse Kick. he then backed Koji into the corner and signalled to the fans. He ran in full steam ahead and tried a Spinning Wheel Kick, but Koji ducked and Goku's momentum launched him over the top! Luckily for Goku, he managed to land on the apron. Koji was waiting however and threw a viscious Dragon Fist that knocked Goku to the floor Rave saw Koji's back turned and so Rave dropkicked Koji from behind! Koji landed on the apron and Rave tried to swing from the fences, Koji ducked, grabbed Rave and Suplexed Rave to the outside! Koji had just eliminated two wrestlers.

Duncan Fraser was the victim of a TRIPLE S PAN AM SLAM by Vector and now Duncan was perched on the rope with Vector trying to get him over. Rave was back in the ring and he was duking it out with Badmana and actually gaining the slight advantage. Carlos was the third to attack Koji in a row, and he was faring better. he had Koji in the corner was was throwing hard elbow shots to the head. Scotty Oakes was looking very strong against Pendaran and had Pendaran in a Torture Rack. Yoshi and Nightspawn were exchangin shots, with Nightspawn throwing closed fists and Yposhi throwing hard open hand Sumo Strikes. Phillip Mianes ran in and kicked Nightspawn as hard he could in the butt! Nightsapwn booted Yoshi in the stomach amd turned to Phillip. Mianes looked up at the menacing green eyes and shrieked like a girl. He started to run away from Nightspawn, but Goku, seeing Mianes running to him while not looking, lauched Mianes over the top with a Press Slam! Goku saw Nightspawn coming at him, but Yoshi grabbed Nightspawn from behind.

Redneck reminded everyone that thus far Zoll was out of the match, but that Pendaran, Phillip Mianes, Rave and Goku were once thrown out. Carlos DeMolish set his sights on Phillip Maines and was beating down the lighter man. Carlos tried throwing a punch and Mianes ducked, came around with a Spinning Wheel Kick and Mianes got Carlos out! Pelvis Wesley and Rave were tearing into each other. Pelvis tried connecting with the Shake, Rattle N Roll (Roadie) but Rave ducked. Rave threw Pelvis into the corner, hjoisted up his legs and turned him out on onto the apron. Rave then hit a dropkick to the knee that caused Pelvis to fall to the floor! Koji and Duncan, who fought each other in 2003 for ECCW were having a good exchange. Duncan had martial arts training, but Koji's experience was prevailing. Goku was using his hands to get the better of Pendaran while Esteban was paired up with Badmana, Nightspawn was attacking Vector and Yoshi was being ambushed by Oakes. Carlos DeMolish, who got back in and helped Goku double team Pendaran. Pendaran locked his arms up in the ropes to try to stop Goku and Carlos from eliminating him. Pelvis Wesley was attacking rave still while Oakes, Yoshi and Nightspawn were attacking each other. Mianes and Vector were working over Badmana in a corner. Oakes low blowed Yoshi and turned his attention to Nightspawn. Oakes nailed Nightspawn with everything his had and then charged off the ropes, Nightspawn came up with a Big Boot that knocked oakes on his back. Nightspawn then hauled Oakes up, pushed him over the ropes, punched him hard and then dumped him over the top! Rave and Pelvis were at each other, with Rave getting the advantage. He threw a hard kick to the gut that had Pelvis doubled over. rave backed up and tried a flying Cross Body Block, but Pelvis dropped and lowered he top rope, causing Rave to fly to the floor! Redneck said that now Rave and Zoll were gone from the match. Duncan Fraser and Koji were battling hard when Koji kneed Duncan and applied the Mandible Claw! Duncan dropped down to his knees and was out, so Koji hoisted Duncan on his shoulders in a Fireman's carry, and dumped Duncan over the top and to the floor!

Oakes got back in and he went straight for Phillip Mianes, however, Mianes thumbed Oakes in the eye and kicked him in the groin! Nightspawn and Yoshi continued to assault each other, Redneck said that Nightspawn and Yoshi were the two favorites so they were trying to eliminate each other. Nightspawn had the advantage in terms of punching power but Yoshi wasn't going to fly over the top from a Nightspawn punch like a smaller wrestler might. Duncan rolled back into the ring and he was stomped on by Pendaran. Vector went over and started attacking Mianes and tried to dump him over the tope but Mianes hung onto the ropes. Pelvis Wesley came up from behind and grabbed Vector's leg and dumped him! Goku was using his martial arts on Esteban. He then threw Esteban over the top rope and turned away but Esteban held onto the top rope and pulled himself back in! Goku turned and charged, but Esteban was waiting and he sent Goku over the top rope to the floor with a Hurricarana! Goku was now eliminated from the match. Koji went over and attacked his own tag partner! Koji threw esteban off the ropes but esteban held them.Koji charged in but Esteban ducked and Koji ended up on the apron. Esteban threw an Enzuigiri style kick and Koji was out for the first time! On the other side of the ring, Badmana was holding onto Mianes, Carlos stpped in and tried to Dropkick Mianes but Mianes slipped away and Carlos dropkicked Badmana over the top and to the floor!

So now the three who suffered Double Elimination were Zoll, Rave and Goku. Pelvis went right after Carlos DeMolish and nailed the Rocker Dropper Duncan and Koji locked up with Duncan throwing Koji into the corner and then hitting a Turnbuckle Powerbomb. Mianes was using dirty tactics to maintain an advantage over Badmana while Vector and Esteban were involved in a slug-fest. Yoshi Irizawa hit his biggest offensive move of the night at that point, getting Nightspawn in the corner and Avalanching him. Oakes and Pendaran were on the ropes with Oakes pressing the advantage, He had Pendaran's feet level with the top rope and was trying to push Pendaran over. Oakes then let Pendaran's legs rest on his shoulders and with his free hand poked his thunmb ibto Pendaran's eye. The distraction allowed Oakes to push quickly and topple Pendaran over the top. Pendaran hit the floor and was out of the Battle Royal.

Duncan had a hold of Esteban was was really working him over. Esteban tried to use his speed to evade but Duncan was relentless, then suddenly Duncan grabbed Esteban and executed the Fraser's Fury over the top! It was Esteban's first elimination. In the center of the ring, Nightspawn grabbed Badmana. He Chokeslammed Badmana to the canvas and then when badmana staggered up, Nightspawn grabbed him and got him up in a Powerbomb position, Nightspawn then dropped Badmana to the floor with a viscious Powerbomb! Badmana was now out of the match. In the corner, Mianes had gotten on the second turnbuckle and jumped at Pelvis with a Double Axe Handle. Pelvis caught Mianes in mid air, gave him and Inverted Atomic Drop and then clotheslined him over! Redneck said that now it was Zoll, Rave, Goku, Pendaran, Badmana and Phillip Maines who were gone. Yoshi went after Nightspawn again and attacked from behind. Yoshi backed up and tried to hit an Avalanche Splash while Nightspawn was against the ropes. Nightspawn moved and Yoshi hit the ropes. Nightspawn then grabbed the legs as Yoshi was dragging the ropes down from straddling them and Nightspawn got Yoshi out! Redneck said that was an impressive display by Nightspawn. Terry Gold said Yoshi should have been more careful. Nightspawn then grabbed Curtis Vector and started to beat on him. Duncan and Koji went right Nightspawn, but Nightspawn fought them off. Nightspawn was trying to get Duncan out when Pelvis Wesley hoofed Nightspawn in the groin and then quickly lifted Nightspawn's leg and eliminated him! The fans were actually cheering "Pel-vis! Pel-vis! Pelvis!" as the "Adult Elvis Impersonator" danced for the crowd. the celebration was short lived as Duncan grabbed Pelvis and perfomed a Pride of Scotland, dropping Pelvis to the floor! A few fans actually booed Duncan as the newly eliminated pelvis lay on the floor. Redneck said his night was over, but Terry said getting an elimination on Nightspawn was a good way to go. Scotty Oakes was beating down Carlos while Esteban and Koji were trying to take on Yoshi Irizawa, however, Yoshi was handling them well. Duncan and vector then met again with Vector getting the go behind and hitting a nice Release German Suplex. Nightspawn got back into the ring and went after Vector again. Carlos was tied up with Yoshi and getting squashed in the corner while Esteban was out manouvering Oakes. Duncan and Koji locked up again, with Duncan hitting the Stonehenge Revenge in the middle of the ring. Duncan then pointed at the ropes and unceremoniously hurled Koji over! Now only 7 remained.

While Duncan looked down at Koji, Esteban from out of nowhere hit a Spinning Wheel Kick that sent Duncan over the top. Duncan landed on the apron, but before he could stand, Esteban delivered a Baseball Slide that Duncan to the floor and out of the match! Oakes and Vector were exchanging chops, and then Vector took Oakes down with a Headlock Takedown and applied a Side Headlock in order to catch his breath. Nightspawn was delivering boots to Carlos in the corner while Yoshi was resting in another corner. Vector and Oakes got to their feet and Oakes pointed at Yoshi, Vector let the hold go and nodded. They both charged in on Yoshi and started to attack. Carlos, Nightspawn and Esteban then joined in. the five of them were working the legs of Yoshi trying to get them up. Nightspawn then saw and opening and crawled down under Yoshi's back, Nightspawn in an impressive and scary display of strength started to lift Yoshi up similar to squats while the others hoisted the legs over the ropes! Yoshi landed on the apron and got back to his feet when Scotty Oakes low blowed Yoshi through the roes then pushed him off the apron! Terry Gold said he couldn't believe it, Yoshi Irizawa was eliminated from the match. As Vector looked down at Yoshi, Carlos DeMolish grabbed Vector and dumped him! Vector was furious and grabbed Carlos DeMolish's leg. Scotty Oakes then clotheslined Carlos from behind and got Carlos out! Carlos and Vector traded shots outside the ring before being broken up by the officials.

In the middle of the ring, Nightspawn had just given a Big Boot to Esteban Montoya. Oakes charged at Nightspawn from behind and kneed him hard in the back. Oakes picked up Montoya and Bodyslammed him over the top rope to the floor! Now they were down to two...Nightspawn and "The Wizard" Scotty Oakes. Nightspawn charged at Oakes but Oakes ducked and then threw a Flying Forearm. Oakes followed up by run and jumping at Nightspawn with a Clothesline. Nightsapwn was knocked back into the corner and Scotty charged in a third time but Nightspawn raised the Big Boot and Oakes was dazed. Nightspawn then lifted oakes up into a Candian Backbreaker position and got on the middle turnbuckle, Nightspawn then lifted Oaked up and dropped him with a DESCENT INTO DOOM! Oakes wasn't moving when Nightspawn grabbed him by the throat and lifted him up. Nightspawn then Chokeslammed Oakes to the floor!

Clive: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the Double Elinination Battle Royal and the new EIWF Broadcast Belt holder, "The Dungeonlord" Nightspawn!"

"We Are the Champions(Of the World)" by Queen played as Eric Caldwell came down with the EIWF Broadcast Belt on a velvet pillow. He got into the ring and got on the mic.

Eric: "Well Nightspawn, you outlasted 14 other wrestlers twice and if I am correct, you eliminated competitors 6 times to become EIWF Broadcast Belt holder. Congratulations."

Eric handed Nightspawn the belt who drapped it over his shoulder. Julia Stevenson then came into the ring.

Julia: "Well Nightspawn, you have 2 belts, half the gold in EIWF, apart from Pelvis Wesley dumping you over the top once, you looked invoncible, any thoughts?"

The normally stoic Nightspawn turned quickly at Julia, making her scream and fall backwards. Nightspwan knelt, picked up the mic she dropped and raised it to his lips slowly. His voice sounded gravelly and gluttural, like a true demon.

"Pelvis...will...die."

Senior Ref Gerald MacKenzie carefully handed the EIWF tag Title to Nightspawn and he draped it over his other shoulder. Nightspawn then stepped over the top rope, down to the floor and walked up the ramp.

Johnny: "Well folks, not bad for three matches so far, we have seen a lot of action, and folks, there is plenty more to come with the Hardcore Rumble!"

Terry: "That's right, 15 wrestlers fighting for one title, three ways to get eliminated: pin, submission or get knocked out. Now, as if competition for the TOP prize in EIWF wasn't bad enough, we have names like Hulk 2k5, EJB, Paladyn, Kindred, Walt Peterson, Duke Diesel, BGN...there are a lot of personal issues and unfortunately it promises to be bloody."

Johnny: "I can't wait. And neither can this man! Let's go to William Hung who is with the '66 Batman"

William: "I'm here with 66 Batman, you drew number 8, you weady?"

The '66 Batman: "Rest assured good citizen that the Caped Crusader is always up for the Challenge of Capturing Championship accolades and accomplishments. In this match tonight there are 15 competitiors, some are evil, some are good. I will make it my personal Mission to see that Malevolent Miscreants do not lay their Malpracticing Mitts on the Medal of Monumental Mark...er...I forget where I was headed...The '66 BATMAN RULES!"

The '66 Batman jumps off screen where William hands it back to Johnny. The feed switches to Redneck and Terry Gold sitting behind the Broadcast table and laughing.

Johnny: "He is always entrtaining. I wonder if he and Hulk 2k5 will challenge for the Tag Titles?"

Terry: "I don't know, if Hulk 2k5 wins the title and wants to be like the real Hulk Hogan, my guess is 'no.' Hulk 2k5 if he wins the title will then go off and make low budget movies. However, with the '66 Batman, remember that while he may look comical and his interview that time was funny, he does have a victory over West Coast Gangsta in one on one competition, back on Sept 30 at the Cage Rage Free Per View."

Johnny: "Who could forget that night? The Exploding C4 Cage match" bet ween Kindred and EJB. And there's a chance they'll be in the ring at the same so fireworks are guarenteed.l I see everything is set up, let's go to Clive Johnson who will get us revved up for the Main Event to Devil's Night!"

Clive: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Main Event for Devil's Night! It is the Hardcore Rumble in which 15 particpants will try to be the last one left! We start off with two wrestlers and every 2 minutes, another wrestler enters. The only ways to be eliminated are through Pin, Submission, and Knock Out! Now introducing the first entrant: He stands at 6'4" and weighs 375 pounds. Origianlly from Baton Rouge, LA, he is a member of Da Ghetto Crew, here is the BGN!"

For the second time in the night, "Never Never Gonna Give You Up" by Barry White plays as BGN comes out eating from a bucket of Fried Chicken. In the bucket he pulls out a leg and then a waffle. He tries to eat the chicken and waffleat the same time as he walks down to the ring.

Clive: "The second entrant stands at 6'5" and weighs in at 275 pounds. He hails from Transylvania and is a member of the Nocturnal brotherhood, "The Vampyric Warrior"...Kindred!"

The fans boo loudly as the lights go out and mist fills the entrance. "Sweet Dreams" by Marylin Manson starts to play as a red spotlight shines on the entrance. Kindred comes out wearing his Goth short and leather pants. He crouches at the entranceway and then walks down the ramp with the red spotlight following him. He slides into the ring and slithers to the center and crouches as the lights return to normal.

Johnny: "There you see a veteran in Kindred, boy, so far it is has been 'Devil's Night' indeed with the NB winning the Tag and Broadcast belt, can they take the top prize? As you folks can see, on all four sides on the outside there is a Table and Chair next to the rail, in the ring set up is a Ladder and outside the ring next to the 4 Posts are 4 Garbage Cans filled with various weapons, plus more weapons under the ring. This is going to be hardcore and we have referees Gerald MacKenzie and Lyle Jones there to handle the pinfalls and checking on submissions. There's the bell and the Main Event is underway!"

Match Synopsis: Kindred ran in and naiuled BGN with a Flying Reverse Elbow. Kindred then grabbed the Ladder and threw it on BGN's head. Kindred then took the Lader, folded it, got on the tope rope and he splashed the ladder onto BGN! Kindred then mounted and punched the BGN as the fans were rallying behind BGN. Kindred drove knees into the temple of BGN as the fans counted down.

The buzzer went of and "Through My Actions" by Stretch Armstrong started to play. The fans cheered as Martyr ran through the curtain with Barbed Wire 2x4 in hand. He slid into the ring and swung at Kindred. Kindred ducked, turned, botted Martyr in the gut and hit the Impaler DDT Martyr went down hard as Kindred grabbed the Barbed Wire 2x4 and used it to butt BGN in the stomach. Kindred then kicked the knee of BGN and got BGN down on one knee. Martyr rolled out of the ring and grabbed a Chair. he rolled into the ring and cracked Kindred on the back of the head with the chair. Kindred went down in a heap as the fans roared. Martyr then turned and nailed BGN in the head with the chair! BGN went down and Martyr dropped the chair. BGN got back to his feet and Martyr ran in from behind and nailed the Bulldog onto the Chair Martyr picked up the Chair and went back and forth, hitting Kindred and BGN as the buzzer went off. "Eye of the Tiger" played and out came Hulk 2k5. He stood on the stage and ripped his "Hulk-2k5a-mania" shirt then jogged down to the ring. Hulk 2k5 came in and blocked the Chair Shot attempt by Martyr. Hulk 2k5 then scoop slammed Martyr and dropped a Standing Elbow Drop. BGN has recovered and he put Kindred into the corner with a series of back elbows. BGN then took the ladder and rammed it into Kindred's stomach. BGN set the Ladder up on Kindred and Spalshed the Ladder! Hulk 2k5 threw Martyr into the opposite corner and then performed the 10 Punch. BGN and Hulk 2k5 pointed at each other and they whipped Martyr and Kindred into each other in a mid ring collision! Hulk 2k5 grabbed Kindred by the hair and hauled him up. Hulk 2k5 fired off the Hogan 3 Punch! Hulk 2k5 then whipped Kindred off the ropes but Kindred grabbed the ropes and then slid out of the ring. Hulk 2k5 got out of ther ring and gave chase. In the ring, Martyr and BGN were locked up. BGN whipped Martyr into the corner and scored with the Big Giant Avalanche! Martyr slumped in the corner as the buzzer went off.

"Iron Man" by Black Sabbath played and the fans booed as Duke Diesel came out. On his head was a Confederate bandana, he was wearing a West Coast Chppers t-shirt, jeans, and a black leather vest. He stopped at the ring, reached into a Garbag Can and pulled out a Pool Cue. He slid in and tried to attack BGN but BGN blocked it, grabbed the Cue and speared it into Duke's stomach! Martyr got back to his feet and went to the outside where Hulk 2k5 and Kindred were trading punches. Martyr grabbed a Table and Suplexed it on both Hulk 2k5 and Kindred! Martyr then booted Hulk 2k5 in the gut ansd dropped him with an EvenFlow DDT! Martyr then set up the table and put Kindred on it. Martyr quickly climbed to the top and nailed the Leap of Faith through the table! The fans were chanting "Holy [bleep!]" as Martyr and Kindred lay among the wreckage. Hulk 2k5 grabbed Martyr, picked him up and hit a Powerslam. Hulk 2k5 then grabbed Kindred and draped him across the rail. Hulk 2k5 then took a chair and slammed it across Kindred's back to the delight of the crowd. Back in the ring, Duke Diesel was using the Pool Cue to work over BGN...then Duke backed up, went off the ropes, ran, jumped and came down with the Pool Cue on BGN's head! BGN was dropped and the Pool Cue snapped in half! Blood started from flow from BGN's forehead as Duke went to make the cover, he got a 2 and a half when the buzzer sounded. The fans roared as "Whever I May Roam" by Metallica started to play. EJB came out among the crowd holding his Singapore Cane high in the air. EJB marched through the crowd and got to the barricade. He lifted a can of Molson and chugged it, then as he was climbing over the rail, Kindred jumped him! Kindred attacked EJB relentlessly nailing a T-Bone Suplex in which EJB's head hit the gurad rail. Kindred then got EJB to his knees and nailed The Transylvanian Spike! EJB lay face down on the floor as Kindred stomped on him. Martyr grabbed Duke Diesel by the ankles and slid him outside the ring. martyr and Duke got into a slug fest and Martyr hit the Manhattan Drop. BGN got back to his feet in the ring, but Hulk 2k5 slipped in behind him with a Hockey Stick. Hulk 2k5 whalloped BGN from behind and made the cover...1-2-3 and BGN was gone!

EJB battled back to his feet on the outside and picked up his Singapore cane, he used it to Low Blow Kindred. Kindred hopped around and EJB swung with ferocity and splintered the Cane! Martyr and Duke were still chganing shots when Hulk 2k5 went outside. He whipped Martyr into the rail and Hulk 2k5 whipped Duke into a trash can! The fans were cheering as the buzzer sounded. The cheering quickly changed to hate filled booing as "Brood" as performed by the extreme Wrestling Collective played and out came Paladyn. He was even wearing his cloak but took it off on the stage. He ran down the ramp with staff in hand but Hulk 2k5 saw him and went to meet him. Paladyn swung the staff but Hulk 2k5 dodged and nailed the Hogan 3 Punch Hulk then whipped Paladyn into the ring apron! Hulk 2k5 took the Staff and swung with a downward arc but paladyn slid out of the way and into the ring. Duke Diesel saw the Electric Joy still fighting Kindred and so Duke nailed EJB with a Forearm to the back of the head. He whipped EJB into the rail, before Kindred could do anything, Martyr was attacking Kindred. Duke Diesel picked up EJB and nailed the Alabamaslam while Martyr got a Russian leg Sweep into the guard rail on Kindred. Martyr then grabbed a Trash Can, reached in and pulled out a Kayak Oar. He brought it down across Kindred's back then rammed Kindred head first into the guard rail. EJB was hauled to his feet by Duke Diesel and Dukle tried to whip EJB, but EJB whipped Duke into the Guard Rail. EJB then charged and did a Clothesline that took out the Guard Rail! The fans in the front row were chanting "E-Jay-Bee! E-Jay-Bee!" back in the ring, Hulk 2k5 backed paladyn into the corner, rammed the shoulder into paladyn's gut, hoisted Paladyn up and hit a nice Superplex. Hulk 2k5 got up and flexed, receiving cheers as the buzzer sounded.

"The Theme to the Batman TV Series" played and out came the '66 Batman. The '66 Batman slid into the ring while EJB rolled Duke Diesel into the ring and went in after him. Paladyn and The '66 Batman had an even exchange as did Duke and EJB. Hulk 2k5 then "Hulked Up" and he went ballistic! Hulk 2k5 threw rights and lefts in every direction, he threw EJB, Duke, and even '66 Batman out to the floor! He grabbed Paladyn and nailed a nice Piledriver but only got 2. Outside the ring, Martyr grabbed a Stop Sign and bent it over Kindred's head. Martyr set up a table, got Kindred on the guard rail and then nailed the MORTIFICATION OF THE FLESH through the table! Martyr made the pin on the outside, Lyle Jones dropped down for the 1-2-3! Duke came up behind Martyr with a Fire Extingiusher and sprayed it in Martyr's face! Duke then nailed the Pearl River Plunge on Martyr, only gettnig 2. On the outside, EJB and the '66 Batman were going at it. EJB emptied a Trash Can and laid it down, then he hit the Death Valley Driver, slamming the '66 Batman onto the trash can! Hulk 2k5 still had Paladyn in the ring, using a Blatant Choke to keep Paladyn at bay. The crowd counted down and the buzzer sounded. The opening theme for the Japanese Version of Dragonball Z "We Gotta Power" started to play and Vegeta ran down the ramp and to the ring. Vegeta immediately went for the '66 Batman. Vegeta grabbed a Crutch and broke it off across '66 Batman's back! Vegeta then got on the apron and delivered a devestating Saiyan Splash! In the ring, Duke Diesel slid in and started putting the boots to Hulk 2k5. Duke stomped on him, allowing Paladyn to slip out of the ring. Paladyn and EJB started getting into it, with Paladyn nailing the Inverted Tombstone Piledriver! EJB was in a heap as Paladyn applied the STF. Martyr went over and grabbed the '66 Batman, Martyr then lifted '66 Batman up and slammed him with a Reverse Powerbomb onto the Ring Apron! The '66 Batman was down, Vegeta grabbed Martyr and hit the Osaka Street Cutter. Vegeta then waited for the '66 Batman to get up and he got him with the Superkick. Back in the ring, Duke was trying to wear down Hulk 2k5. However, Hulk 2k5 refused to stay down and Gorilla Pressed Duke! Hulk 2k5 grabbed a chair and dented it over Duke's head when Duke struggled back to his feet. On the outside, Paladyn was beating EJB with a Yardstick. Paladyn then got EJB up and hit the Inverted Impaler The buzzer went off and it was time for another entrant.

The crowd were on their feet as "Bone Crusher" by Lyrical Giants played and "The Righteous" Dolemite ran out. Dolemite went right for Paladyn and the two exchanged rights and lefts, working the crowd around them into a frenzy. The '66 Batman rolled back into the ring where Vegeta gave chase. Hulk grabbed Vegeta and performed a Hanging Vertical Suplex. The '66 Batman then went to the top and hit a Flying Elbow Drop. Duke Diesel went out of the ring and grabbed martyr, Duke hit an Alabamaslam putting Martyr through a table! Before Duke could get the pin, Hulk 2k5 attacked Duke, but Duke was fired up and got the advantage. Paladyn shook Dolemite off and tackled EJB. He grabbed EJB's legs and applied a Scorpion Deathlock, but EJB refused to tap. Martyr then got up, looking wornm and he gave Paladyn a Chair shot that freed EJB. EJB got up, recovered and gave Paladyn the Joy Ride onto a chair! Hulk 2k5 was running wild on Duke Diesel, dropping Duke chest first across the Guard Rail then executing a beautiful Front Backbreaker. In the ring, Vegeta and The '66 Batman were slugging it out when Dolemite attacked them both...they fought back and they gave Dolemite a Double Suplex! The buzzer went off and "The Theme to Airwolf" started to play. The fans were cheering as Lunch Lady Stan came out with hairnet and greasy Spatula. He walked down to the ringside area, grabbed Martyr and gave Martyr a Pumphandle Pancake Slam onto a trash can, flattening it! Lunch Lady Stan made the cover and Lyle Jones made the count...1-2-3, Martyr was gone! EJB rolled into the ring and he grabbed the '66 Batman and hit a Frontface DDT. Duke Diesel was choking Hulk 2k5 on the outside with a 2x4. Vegeta was giving Dolemite a hard time with chops and kicks in the corner, while EJB was using his splintered Singapore Cane on Paladyn who tried to attack from behind. On the outside, Hulk 2k5 mounted another comeback and Gorilla Pressed Duke onto a chair! Hulk 2k5 then rammed Duke's head into the steel post and split Duke's head open! In the ring, Paladyn hit the Hell's Fury Powerslam on EJB and went for the cover. The '66 Batman broke up the count by hitting paladyn with the Ladder! The '66 Batman grabbed EJB's own Singapore Cane and broke it off over EJB's head! EJB went down in a heap and The '66 Batman got the Pin! Vegeta was working over Dolemite, when Lunch Lady Stan came in. Stan used a Foot Choke then hit Vegeta, Vegeta then dropkicked Stan in the knee. The buzzer sounded and "My Sacrifice" by Creed started to play. Captain Amazing came out to boos. He jogged down the ramp and slid into the ring.

The '66 Batman then went on the attack, this time targeting Lunch Lady Stan. The '66 Batman smacked Lunch Lady Stan in the back with the Ladder, dropped it and then executed a Back bat-Plex that sent Lunch Lady Stan on the ladder. Cap[tain Amazing went after Paladyn, hitting a Sidewalk Slam. Vegeta hit a Spinning Wheel Kick on Dolemite while on the outside, Duke Diesel was having a see-saw battle with Hulk 2k5 and had the advantage again, Duke gave Hulk 2k5 a DDT onto a chair. The '66 Batman went for a cover but Stan kicked out at 2. The '66 Batman tried to get Lunch lady Stan up but Stan countered and dropped the '66 Batman with a Single Arm DDT. Captain Amazing and Paladyn locked up in w test of strength, with Paladyn winning and then applying a top Wristlock. Vegeta gopt on the tope rope and nailed a beautil Missle Dropkick on Dolemite as on the oputside, Hulk 2k5 and Duke nailed each other with duo Chair Shots, each sending the other man down. Duke crawled away from Hulk 2k5 as the buzzer sounded. "The Doctor Who(1996) Theme" played and out came Slick Dick Fleer. Slick Dick gave a big "WHOOO" which was met with jeers. Slick Dick opened his red robe to reveal his red tights, boots and kneepads. Slick Dick sauntered to the ring, stylin and profilin the whole time. He immediately went after Hulk 2k5 with Flair-esque Knife Edge Chops. Hulk 2k5 responded by lifting Fleer onto his shoulders, walking to the ramp and giving Fleer a Powerslam right on the ramp! Hulk 2k5 then marched back to the ring area. Duke Diesel noticed Dolemite and immediately went on the offensive with a punch-kick strategy. Dolemite raked the eyes of Duke Diesel and then hit a Jawbreaker. Lunch lady Stan pressed the attack on The '66 Batman using a Cookie Sheet. Stan bent it in half, dazing '66 Batman, Lunch Lady Stan the applied the Buffalo Sleeper Hold, causing the '66 Batman to tap out! Vegeta was wailing on Paladyn with Paladyn's own staff in the corner while Captain Amazing was helping Vegeta. On the outside, Hulk 2k5 was just overpowering Dick Fleer. Hulk 2k5 used a Choke Toss and then grabbed a Table. He set it up, hit the Hogan 3 Punch and Bodyslammed Slick Dick through the Table! Captain Amazing then turned on Vegeta, hitting a nice Front Suplex then applying a wrestling Armbar with knee to the back. Dolemite saw Paladyn alone and went after him. He gave Paladyn a karate rush and then a Death Valley Driver Duke went in after Dolemite but Dolemite stopped him with a Bell Clap. The fans then started the countdown and the buzzer went off.

The fans cheered as "tenn0" by Mortal startred to play and out came "Mr MMA" Walt Peterson. He was wearing a black and white logo nWo sleeveless shirt, spandex MMA trunks that went down halfway to the knee, knee pads and wrestling shoes along with the UFC Gloves. Walt smiled as he walked down the ramp and slid into the ring. Hulk 2k5 left Fleer and headed in the ring and over to Walt, Hulk 2k5 grabbed Walt and executed a big Atomic Drop. Duke thumbed Dolemite in the eye and then hit a Russian Leg Sweep. Vegeta was mixing it up with Captain Amazing hitting a Hook Kick while Paladyn who had his staff again, used it to trip Lunch Lady Stan. Fleer slid into the ring with a Trash Can Lid, he then placed it on Stan's leg and executed a Knee Drop on the lid. Paladyn then slid outside and grabbed a Fire extinguisher. He slid in and sprayed Slick Dick with it. Paladyn dropped the Fire Extinguisher and then made Lunch Lady Stan the victim of a Nocturnal Neckbreaker on the Extinguisher! Duke Diesel had a crowbar and he hit Captain Amazing in the back with it, knocking Cap down. Duke then applied a Camel Clutch, using the Crowbar across Captain Amazing's neck! Dolemite and Hulk 2k5 became tangled. Hulk 2k5 took Dolemite and ran him shoulder first into the steel post! Dick Fleer, who had recovered his vision, and Walt Peterson were trying to gang up on Vegeta, the whipped him off the ropes and tried a double clothesline, but Vegeta ducked, came off and hit them both with a Flying Clothesline of his own! The buzzer sounded and the final participant entered. The fans booed a bit as "Gettin Jiggy Wit It" by Will Smith played and out came Hip Hop Dave trying to look Ghetto. He ran down and slid into the ring. Vegeta started attacking Slick Dick with gusto. he kicked Slick Dick hard and threw him to the outside. Vegeta got down, backed up and then nailed the Big Bang Attack! In the ring, Hulk 2k5 came face to face with Lunch Lady Stan. Hulk 2k5 whipped Stan off the ropes and nailed him with a stiff Clothesline. Stan ghot up and Hulk 2k5 gave another clothesline. Hulk 2k5 then picked up Stan and gave him a Piledriver. Walt Peterson started the attack on Captain Amazing, taking him down with a Double Leg Shoot and then mounting and punching. Hip Hop Dave booted Slick Dick in the stomach and hit a DDT while Dolemite hit a Half Nelson Facebuster on Paladyn. Duke Diesel stood there looking for an opening to attack. Hulk 2k5 left Stan down and went after Dolemite, he threw Dolemite outside the ring and gave Dolemite a Slingshot into the post! Hulk 2k5 then placed a Chair on Dolemite's face and executed the HOGAN LEG DROP onto the chair! Hulk 2k5 went for the cover and Dolemite was out! Duke Diesel then threw Walt off Captain Amazing and hauled him up. Duke threw some punches and then executed a Stomach Breaker on Captain Amazing. Paladyn grabbed Slick Dick and got him on the top then took him down with the Gothic Dreams Powerbomb! Hip Hop dave tried striking at Lunch Lady Stan, but Stan responded with a big right hand that sent dave on his back. Stan then stepped on Dave's chest, putting his weight on Dave. Walt and Vegeta squared off, Vegeta threw a kick that wa blocked by zpeterson. walt then threw a nice Low Kick that alkmost took Vegeta's feet from under him. Walt then charged in and got a Muay Thai Clinch.

Walt used his knees in the clinch to strike at Vegeta, Walt then got doiuble underhooks and took Vegeta down with a Side Slam. Walt then grabbed vegeta's arm and applied the Victor Armbar Walt cranked back and Vegeta tapped out! Duke Diesel went over to Slick Dick, stomped on him, got him out of the ring and grabbed a Baseball bat. Diesel hit Dick in the stomach with the Baseball bat then applied a Cobra Clutch using the bat! Slick Dick looked to be in trouble but then stomped on Duke's foot to escape. Captain Amazing and Hip Hop Dave locked up. Amazing whipped Dave off the ropes and caught him with a nice Spinebuster. Hulk 2k5 got back in the ring while Lunch lady Stan and Paladyn were going at it. Hulk 2k5 and Stan grabbed Paladyn and Double Powerbombed Paladyn onto the Lader! Hulk 2k5 tried for the pin but Stan hauled Hulk 2k5 up and did a Shoulderbreaker. While Stan and Hulk 2k5 battled, Paladyn got back to his feet, Walt Peterson went after Paladyn, Walt nailed a nice Middle Roundhouse kick and then hit the Dreamer DD Freakin T! With Paladyn down, Walt quickly applied the Americana/Key Lock and Paladyn tapped out! Lunch Lady Stan had his Greasy Spatula in hand and he used it to whip Hulk 2k5. Stan had Hulk 2k5 backed up in the corner and Stan was executing chops with it, leaving it's prints on Hulk's chest! Duke and Slick Dick were still on the outside, Duke was using a Pizza Pan to crack over Slick Dick's skull. In the ring, Captain Amazing hit a nice Northern Light's Suplex on Hip Hop Dave but Dave slipped a shoulder out. Lunch lady Stan then made his way over to Hip Hop Dave and got Dave with a Underhook Backbreaker. Hulk 2k5 went after Stan but Captain Amazing tried to cut Hulk 2k5 off. HGulk 2k5 punched Captrain Amazing in the gut and gave him a Running Knee Lift. Walt Peterson hopped out of the ring and gave Duke a Release German Suplex. He then stepped in on Dick Fleer and hit Slick Dick with a Spinning Back Fist. Fleer fell back and his head hit the guard rail! Slick Dick went down and wasn't moving. Jones counted to 10 and declared Fleer KO'ed!

As Walt was standing outside the ring, Duke grabbed a Hockey Stick and hit walt hard from behind! walt went down immediately. As Walt was down and Duke was standing over him, Hip Hop dave came out of nowhere with the Coimpton Corkscrew Plancha! Duke was driven into the barricade and pushed it a few feet in! In the ring, Lunch Lady Stan grabbed Captain Amazing and hit the triple Shoulderbreaker! He tried to pin Cap but Hulk 2k5 broke it up. Stan got up and gave Hulk 2k5 a stiff forearm shot. Stan turned back to Captain Amazing and hauled him up. Stan then Chokeslammed Captain Amazing on the ladder. Stan made the cover and 1...2...3...Captain Amazing was bye-bue. Outside the ring, Dave hit a nice Bicycle Kick on a dazed Walt. Diesel got up and Hip Hop Dave used a Leg Sweep to take him down. Walt and Duke got back to their feet, Walt hits a Side Thrust Kick on Duke and then Dave hit a One Handed facebuster on Walt. In the ring, Hulk 2k5 hit the Hogan 3 Punch and the Big Boot on Stan, but Stan didn't fall on the mat, he fell into the ropes. So Hulk 2k5 whipped Lunch Lady Stan off the ropes and Back Body Dropped him on a chair. Outside the ring, Walt hit Duke with a hard Kick to the Legs while Duke stepped in and clotheslined Walt. Hip Hop Dave tried to get Duke, but Duke caught Dave with a Powerslam. Walt Peterson got back up, spun Duke around and nailed Duke with the Walt Bottom. Walt got up and grabbed a chair, Hip Hop Dave got up and Walt smacked dave with the chair. he dropped it and hit the Dreamer DD Freakin T on the chair! he pinned Dave and got the 3! back in the ring, Hulk 2k5 tried to wear down Lunch Lady Stan with a Rear Chinlock, but Stan got to his feet and gave Hulk 2k5 a Belly to Back Suplex.

As Walt got up, Duke Diesel was waiting with a Crowbar, he smacked Walt between the eyes and got the pin! In the ring, Stan was stomping away on Hulk 2k5. Diesel slipped into the ring and he smacked Hulk on the hamstring with the Crowbar! Stan grabbed the crowbar and threw it aside. He pushed Duke Diesel into the corner and threw a Vader-like combo. Stan then threw Diesel down on the mat and hit a Vader bomb. Stan got up and turned to see Hulk 2k5 getting up. Stan hoiseted the big man up and performed a Sidewalk Slam. Stan then got Hulk 2k5 up again and this time he hit the GUT-ROT POWERBOMB! Stan hooked the leg and Hulk 2k5's impressive performance was over. Diesel tried to attack Stan from behind but Stan shook it off and nailed a Magnum Driver. Stan covered but got 2. Stan and Diesel got to their feet and a slug fest ensued. Stan had his spatula back and was using that to welt up Duke's face. Stan then hit a nice DDT on Duke and slid out of the ring. he set up a table on the outside, slid in, booted Duke, got him overhead and Gorilla Press Slammed Duke onto floor through the table! The fans were popping as Stan went out and made the cover...1...2...3...It was over!

Clive: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the Hardcore Rumble and the NEW EIWF World Heavyweight Champion, Lunch Lady Stan!"

Gerald MacKenzie and Lyle Jones led Lunch Lady Stan back into the ring and raised his hands. Eric Caldwell came down to the ring with the EIWF Heavyweight title and presented it to Stan as "We Are the Champions (Of the World)" by Queen played.

Eric: "Lunch Lady Stan, you are the winner in the most grueling match EIWF has seen, you beat some very impressive people tonight and you have proven to be the best. Congraulations on being the first ever Heavyweight champ!"

As Caldwell put the title around Lunch Lady Stan's waist, pyros went off from the ringposts and along the ramp. EJB, Duncan Fraser, Hulk 2k5, Martyr and Walt Peterson came down to congratulate Lunch Lady Stan

Johnny: "Folks, what a night it has been! We saw some great action, some bad blood brewing and Champions crowned. Super Kabuki is the EIWF Bruiswerweight Champion; Paladyn and Nightspawn have the EIWF tag Titles; Nightsapwn is a dual champion with the tag and EIWF Broadcast Belt; and that man being congratulated by some good sports, Lunch Lady Stan, is now the EIWF Champion. His life long dream was to wrestle but he wasn't allowed, then in Eastern Extreme Wrestling Federation he thought his dream was fulfilled, then crushed when EEWF closed. Now, in EIWF he not only wrestles consistently, but he is Number 1 on the Ladder!"

Terry: "His wrestling technique is lame, all he can do is hardcore. He hasn't been interviewed and he looks like he has the mental capacities of a 6 year old. I can think of far better faces and names to carry that belt, but I have to admit, Lunch Lady Stan outlasted most of them tonight."

Johnny: "Well folks that's it for Devils' Night from the Extreme Emporium in New York. I'm Johnny Redneck with "The Monarch" Terry Gold. We hoped you enjoyed the PPV. Tune in to SCTV this Friday for EIWF's Fierce Friday. Have a good night."

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