West Coast was cut off as the lights went out. When they came on the NB were in the ring! They jumped Da Ghetto Crew and Paladyn took the mic.
Paladyn: "This show will not go on for one more second until my demands are met!"
The fans cheered as Eric Caldwell came through the curtain, walked down the aisle and got in the ring while staring down Paladyn.
Caldwell: "You listen to me Paladyn and you listen good..."
Paladyn: "No Caldwell, you go [Bleep] yourself you mother [bleep]-er! Last week was the most disgraceful moment I saw in this miserable excuse for a wrestling organization. Nightspawn was jumped and assaulted by how many wrestlers? 4? 5? And yet that little [bleep]-sucker Pelvis Wesley walked out of that decrepid Bingo Hall with his idiotic sideburns and the EIWF Broadcast belt! Caldwell, at Wrasslin Warzone, I want the NB and House of Hardcore to go to war! I want to plant them in the ground!"
The fans roared as "Enter Sandman" started to play and out came the House of Hardcore, they stood behind Eric Caldwell, and Duncan Fraser motioned for the mic from Caldwell.
Duncan: "AYYYYYYYYYYYYE now! It seems Paladyn you have yer underoos in a bigger bunch than usual. Could it be tha ye nae liked what tha HoH did to yer boyos? Begorah laddy, it's awright for you bunch of thievin bas-[bleep] to do it, but when someone give ye a taste, ye moan like yer a baby! Well Pally, if ye can nae handle the House of Hardcorrre, go home to yer mother's teat!"
Duncan: "Ye say ye want a war, ye got one!"
Eric: "Wait a minute! I'm The LAW here and I make the decisions! Ok gentlemen, this is what I'm going to do, first of all, The HoH and NB will NOT be having a war at Wrasslin Warzone, Lunch Lady Stan is in the Main Event defending his EIWF Heavyweight Title and that is the biggest match we have. However...since EJB and Kindred already have a rematch, this is what I'll do. There will be three matches between NB and HoH members and whoever wins the matches for their side will allow their stable to have bragging rights until I can find a way to settle this once and for all."
"So, at Wrasslin Warzone on Nov 26th...we will have a "House of 1000 Tacks" match between Martyr and Zoll! There will be a large box filled with thumbtacks, object is to throw opponent in and get a pin. Then in a big re-match we will have EJB and Kindred in a "Singapore Beatdown" match. The goal of this match is to get a pin or submission, and then after the match, the loser will be handcuffed to the ropes and the winner will have up to 5 minutes to beat the loser with a Singapore Cane."
"Then, Paladyn, Duncan...you two will be in a Co-Main Event match. It will be a "Hell's Kitchen" match. Not Hell's Kitchen like in the Daredevil saga, but this will be a Flaming Tables match! And, because this is going to be a risky match, I'm going to raise the stakes even higher and throw in an EIWF World Title Match for the winner at the December PPV!"
Eric: "Oh, one last thing...Paladyn, for your utter lack of respect, you are banned from the building tonight...now GET OUT!"
The fans cheered as EIWF Security came out led by Officer Jim and started for the ring. Kindred bared his fangs and looked ready to fight when Paladyn shook his head. He led the NB out of the ring and then went through the crowd, who jeered them, but made sure not to get too close. Johnny Redneck said that EIWF would be back after a brief message.
Commercial Break: "FWA's Autumn Attack, live on PPV, don't miss all the action from this long running promotion! See such names as The Scholar, Rad Dagger and Cindy Sin!"
"The 1966 Batman TV Show Theme" played as the '66 Batman came out in his grey spandex with blue cape and blue mask. He did the Bat Dance down the aisle and got in the ring, he then took the mic from Clive Johnson and started to speak.
Pendaran and Laughlin step through the curtain as "O Fortuna" played, with Pendaran in his white Celtic Cleric robe. Terry Gold mentioned that Pendaran claimed to practice white magic and hoped to have a showdown with Paladyn. Johnny Redneck said that Pendaran would have to climb the ladder and a win over the '66 Batman would do it. Pendaran got in the ring and removed the cloak, he and the '66 Batman shook hands and the match was underway as Lyle Jones called for the bell.
Match Synopsis: The '66 Batman and Pendaran locked up right away with a collar and elbow tie up. Pendaran backed '66 Batman into a corner and then a clean break ensued. They locked up again and the '66 Batman backed Pendaran up into the corner withn another clean break. Gold and Redneck agreed that there would be sportmanship in this contest. They tied up again and Pendaran scord with a quick Snap Suplex. The '66 Batman got up and ran straight into a Back Body Drop. The '66 Batman got up and Pendaran charged in with a Shoulder Tackle and knocked the '66 Batman through the ropes and to the outside. Pendaran stood in the ring as the count began. The '66 Batman got on the apron and got in the ring. They went for a tie up when the '66 Batman booted Pendaran in the gut and hit a Scoop Bat-Slam. The '66 Batman then sat Pendaran up and Bat-Kicked him right in the back. The '66 Batman stood there ready as Pendaran got back to his feet and the '66 Batman then knocked him back down with a nice Bat-Dropkick. The '66 Batman then went for the cover but Pendaran kicked out.
The '66 Batman then pushed Pendaran into the corner and gave him a nice Bat-Chop. The '66 Batman followed up with a second Bat-Chop and then whipped Pendaran into the opposite turnbuckle. The '66 batman attempted a Bat-Spalsh in the corner but Pendaran moved. Pendaran then hit a nice Reverse DDT that sent the '66 Batman down. Pendaran then grabbed the legs and sent the '66 Batman into the post with a Slingshot! Pendaran sat there on the mat as the '66 Batman bounced back into a pinning predicament. Lyle counted 1-2...but the '66 Batman escaped. He and Pendaran hopped to their feet and Pendaran hit a Pinning Lou Thesz press for another 2. Pendaran then backed the '66 Batman to the ropes, whipped him off and charged with a clothesline, the '66 Batman ducked and came off the other side with a Cross Body Block. Pendaran kicked out at 1. The '66 Batman then hit a big Atomic Bat Drop and followed up with a Standing Bat Elbow Drop. Pendaran once again kicked out. They locked up again in the middle of the ring with Pendaran dropping down and getting a Fireman's Carry. Pendaran then applied a Hammer Lock from the seated position. The '66 Batman then tried to fire an elbow back, but Pendaran anticipated it and then, with both arms of the '66 Batman tied up, Pendaran applied a sitting Double Chicken Wing! Pendaran then rolled the '66 Batman so that the '66 Batman was on his back being pinned! The ref dropped dropped down, 1...2...but the '66 Batman was able to kick out using his legs.
The '66 Batman got up and with fire he attacked Pendaran. A slug fest ensued with the '66 Batman prevailing. He hit a nice European Uppercut and then did what would be best called a "Wrap Around" Hammer Lock where the' 66 Batman and Pendaran stood face to face with the '66 Batman's arms wrapped around Pendaran's waist. The '66 Batman then transitioned that into a Belly to belly Suplex with the Hammer Lock applied. The '66 Batman then went for a jumping splash pin but only got 2. The '66 Batman then hauled Pendaran up, whipped him into the corner and charged in. Pendaran was ready and he got the '66 Batman with a Flapjack slam that sent the '66 Batman's face into the top of the turnbuckle! Pendaran got behind the '66 Batman and then hit a nice Dragon Suplex! Pendaran broke the pin attempt himself and sat the sluggish '66 Batman up. Pendaran stood behind the '66 Batman, charged at the ropes facing '66 Batman and then came off and kneed the '66 batman in the face with a (Super) SHINING WIZARD! Johnny redneck said that was some scary speed there by Pendaran.Pendaran made the cover and got the 1-2-3!
Laughlin and Pendaran stood in the ring as "O Fortuna" played. The fans applauded the match as Pendaran patted the dazed '66 Batman on the shoulder. As Pendaran and laughlin enjoyed the victory...
Commercial Break: "EIWF's Wrasslin Warzone: Nov 26, 2005 from the Newark Centre in Newark, New Jersey. Walt Peterson v Curtis Vector in an Ultimate Submission Match. Super Kabuki puts the EIWF Bruiserweight Title on the line against Goku and the Main Event, Hulk 2k5 challenges Lunch lady Stan for the EIWF Heavyweight Title! Plus other exciting action including the EIWF Tag Team Title and Pelvis Wesley defends his newly won EIWF Broadcast Title. EIWF Wrasslin Warzone on Pay Per View, Order now! "
"Lose Yourself" by Eminem started to play and out came Koji in his white Gi pants, foot wraps and hand wraps, around his head was a white band with the Rd Sun of Jpan on it. Koji ran down the aisle and slid into the ring.
"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns and Roses played as Eteban Montoya came out to cheers. he slapped hands with fans as he headed down to the ring, he slid in and fived Koji.
"We Were Angels" the closing theme for the Jpanese version of Dragonball Z played as Goku jumped through the curtain with a big smile on his face. The fans were all smiles too as Goku held his fists up and walked down the aisle, slapping hands. He got in the ring and smiled at Koji and esteban. Goku then went over and started talking to them. Johnny said that Goku was one of the nicest people in EIWF and he was also a very talented wrestler. Terry gold said that the EIWF Bruiserweight Title Match between Goku and Super Kabuki ought to be good.
"We Gotta Power" the opening theme for the Japanese version of Dragonball Z played as vegeta came out to boos. He had a scowled etched on his face that got deeper when he saw Goku talking with Koji and Esteban. Vegeta ran down to the ring and immediately started attacking Esteban! Steve Youngren called for the bell and this was underway!
Match Synopsis: Esteban was being overwhelmed by Vegeta while Goku and Koji were duking it out. Koji threw Goku to the outside, grabbed a chair, DDT'ed Goku onto the chair and went after Vegeta. He grabbed Vegeta from behind and hit a Pumphandle Backbreaker Drop. Koji then got Vegeta up on his shoulders and signalled to Esteban, who climbed up and hit a Spinning Wheel Kick, knocking Vegeta to the mat off Koji's Shoulders. Esteban got back up and hit EL FANTASTICO and then Koji hauled vegeta up and hit the KATANA KICK! Esteban jumped through the ropes and did a Flying Panther to distract Goku while Koji made the cover and got the 1-2-3!
The scene is in a weight room. Curtis Vector is bench pressing and with each rep breathes louder and louder until he yells out as he does the last rep. he sits up on the bench and looks into the camera.
Vector: "Saturday Night, a night when people go to bars, clubs and other places to get stupid and sleep with other people as drunk and ugly as themelves. Saturday Night, a night worshipped by my fellow Canadians as being Hockey Night. However, Nov 26th will be a Special Saturday Night, the reason why it will be special is because an event will happen that will shock the wrestling world. Nov 26 will be the night that EIWF hosts it's Wrasslin warzone Pay Per View event. Big night indeed. Of course, "Pure Gold" doesn't get a title match because I'm not hardcore enough. So I get to have a match instead against Walt Peterson. Walt and I have been saying things about each other, and then he made a match request to settle this between us once and for all."
"So Walt Peterson and I are in an 'Ultimate Submission' match. 30 minutes, most submissions wins. The loser keeps his mouth shut, no rematches, no complaining, we both move on. One of us moves up toward a title, the other moves down toward preliminary matches or worse, no TV appearances. So that is the backdrop to this Special Saturday Night. because on Nov 26, I'm going to shock everyone and I am gonig to show that Mr MMA is Bogus. I am going to show that Walt Peterson is nothing but a hack who doesn't deserve to be in the ring. I could say I am gonig to defeat him 10-0 but truth be told, I am going to win 2-0. You see, I am going to pound on Walt Peterson for 10 minutes. I will hit my Calgary Capture Suplex, my Moncton Missle Dropkick and my BC Backbreaker. Then I will nail him with the Made in Canada and then the Tripole S Pan Am Slam. Then I will take him and apply the saskatchewan Surfboard and wrench his arms out of socket. Then I will take his leg, apply the Maple Leaf and break his leg off like a twig!"
"You can boast of MMA and your little Belfonta Jiu-Jitsu...but that is noithing compared to my Triple S Policy! I will teach you Peterson, and you will understand, even if it takes a while. After 30 minutes, it will be Vector: 2 MMA Chump: 0. Then, all in EIWF will see that Pure Gold will deserve to wear EIWF Gold."
Vector smiled as he grabbed some dumbells and started doing curls with them.
The camera feed shows the ring where Lene Gene is in the ring with Brother Luv and Hulk 2k5.
"Lene Gene here with Brother Luv and Hulk 2k5. Brother Luv, you predicted Hulk 2k5 would be Tag and Heavyweight Champ by Christmas, he isn't Tag and won't get a shot for a while, but he will face Lunch Lady Stan at Wrasslin Warzone, your thoughts?
"I LUUUUUUUUUUUV You! But I LOVE Your Money Even More! You see Leeeeene Geeene-uh...I am a manager-uh. I am a proclaimer-uh. I don't need to talk-uh for this man right here-uh in the ring. This mountain can speak for himself-uh. It's my job to get backstage-uh and convince Eric Caldwell-uh to suggest my client to the Booking Committee-uh! I sang Hulk 2k5's praises-uh and all will see this Tower of Power-uh!"
"THAT'S RIGHT BROTHER LUV! LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN LENE GENE BROTHER, EVERYONE SAW ME AT LAST MONTH'S PAY PER VIEW BROTHER, I WAS THERE AT THE END, AND I STARTED EARLY DUDE. HULK 2K5-A-MANIA WAS RUNNIN WILD ALL OVER THE EXTREME EMPORIUM DUDE. AND NOW, ON NOV 26, IN JERSEY BROTHER, I MEET THE BIG MAN AGAIN DUDE. WE WERE THE LAST TWO IN THE RING AND HE GOT ME BROTHER, BUT LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN BROITHER, HE WON'T HAVE THE PRIVILEGE OF 13 OTHER GUYS BEATING ME DOWN FIRST DUDE, HE AND I WILL START OFF TOGETHER BROTHER, WE'LL BE FRESH, NO ADVANTAGE, IT'LL BE HIM AND ME, MANO-A-MANO DUDE. HE'S GONNA FEEL THE WRATH THE HULK 2K5-A-MANIA DUDE! WHA'CHA GONNA DO STAN, WHEN HULK 2K5 RUNS WILD ON YOU?"
Hulk 2k5 flexed and then was surprised as fans booed him and threw stuff at him. They then roared as "The Airwolf Theme" played and out came Lunch Lady Stan. Stan had the Title in one hand and the Spatula in the other. He pointed the Spatula at Hulk 2k5. Hulk nodded and flexed again.
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"Parade of Chaos" by Zao started to play and Deacon Bishop came out in his suit and tie. He took off the black jacket and folded it in his corner. He removed the shades and placed them on the jacket. He stood there in his black pants, sleeveless dress shirt and black tie while cracking his knuckles and neck as he waited for his opponent.
"Bullet The Blue Sky" by Sepultura played as Major Katastrophe came out in green cammo on his bandana, his shirt, his cargo pants, even his gloves! He marched down to the ring and he and Deacon stood eye to eye. Redneck commented on Katastrophe being a brute who knew how to submit. Kieran O'Mally called for the bell and it was on!
Match Synopsis: Katastrophe called for a test of strength which Deacon accepted. They locked up and pushed hard against each other, Deacon had the upper hand at first, making Katastrophe bend his knees, but with a sudden surge, Katastrophe pushed up and then brought Deacon to his knees! Terry Gold said that Katastrophe had a brutal Greco Roman Knuckle Lock applied and while it doesn't look like much in terms of entertainment, it is brutal to endure. Katastrophe then let go and booted Deacon in the chest, knocking him back. Major Katasrophe went for the pin but Deacon kicked out at 1. Katastrophe grabbed Deacon to haul him up but Deacon elbowed Katastrophe in the gut and then hit a Stomachbreaker. Deacon then did a Standing Leg drop and then mounted and punched Katastrophe until O'Mally got to 4 in his count. Deacon then got Katastophe up and whipped him, Deacon did a Shoulder Tackle but Katastrophe didn't budge! Deacon then ran off the ropes and hit katastrophe in the middle of the ring, but Katastrophe was moved back a step! Katastrophe then went off the ropes and as Deacon was bracing himself for a Shoulder Tackle Attempt, Majopr katastrophe nailed deacon with a Clothesline From Hell! Deacon was floored and the fans were cheering! Major Katastrophe went down to make a cover...1...2...The Lights Went Out!
Redneck started yelling about Paladyn and the NB, how Katastrophe may have had a win, but now Paladyn had showed up, despite his being banned. Terry Gold said that Paladyn should be fired for this direct defiance to Caldwell's authority. The lighhts came on, and it was Kindred! Kindred started pounding away on Major Katastrophe as the Major got to his feet. Kindred backed him up against the ropes and then did a clothesline, Katastrophe came off the ropes and Kindred tried to do a Side Belly to Belly suplex but katastrophe shifted his weight, landed on his feet and came back with a Spear! Deacon Bishop got back to his feet and he started helping Katastrophe stomp on Kindred! Then from behind came Zoll and Darkchylde, they attacked Deacon Bishop and dragghed him to a corner where they both Stomped a Mudhole. Major katastrophe was heading over when Nightspawn got in the ring! Katastrophe and Nightspawn stood toe to toe. Major Katastrophe at 6'6" 315 didn't l;ook intimidated by the 7'0" 335 pound Nightspawn. Major Katastrophe struck first, hitting Nightspawn with a wicked right hand. Major Katastrophe opened up and was relentless, not letiing Nightspawn get a shot in. Then Kindred, who had recovered rushed in and took Major katastrophe down hard with a German Suplex. When Katastrophe got sluggishly back to his feet, Nightspawn charged in with a Running Big Boot. Zoll and Darkchylde hit a Tandem Powerbomb on Deacon Bishop. Kindred and the other members of the NB threw Katastrophe and deacon Bishop out of the ring. Kindred got on the mic and adressed the crowd.
The fans cheered as Eric Caldwell came out through the curtain, he looked less than impressed as he raised the cordless mic to his lips.
Caldwell: "Kindred you son of a [bleep]! What in the [bleep- think hades] are you doing? You have NO right interfering in a match you weren't slated in!"
"So Mr Mish, I think it's only fair that Nightspawn gets another opportunity to reclaim his title."
Caldwell: "Well Kindred, next week, we have a Number 1 Contender Match already lined up, so you see, my hands are tied. Plus Nightspawn is involved in the EIWF Tag Team Title match. So, when an opportunity presents itself, I'll look into it for Nightspawn, until then...if you ever try to harrass or bully me again you pale faced leech, I will fire you on the spot! Now get out of my ring!"
"I want to make it clear to not only you, but everyone. If ANYONE interferes in any more matches between now and the PPV, they will be suspended for 3 months without pay!"
Caldwell turned and left, Kindred and the rest of the NB then left the ring and headed up the aisle as Redneck said it was time to take a break.
Commercial break: FWA's Autumn Attack, Rad Dagger defends the FWA World Title against his most cunning opponent yet, order it now on PPV!
"My Sacrifice" by Creed played as Captain Amazing came out to boos. Captain Amazing shook his head in disbelief as he tried to slap hands with the fans, who instead threw soda and beer at him. Capatin Amazing jogged down to the ring and got on the mic.
Captain Amazing: "This is disgusting! I come here to show you folks fine technical wrestling, and what do I get? Beverages thrown on me. I am here to be a role model for both adults and children and instead you spurn that and embrace degenerates who think Wrestlnig involves a Rubbermaid Garbage Can! For Shame!"
The fans booed and threw more debris in the ring as Clive took the mic back.
The fans were on their feet cheering as "tenn0" by Mortal played. Walt Peterson came out wearing a Gi that had a Brazilian Flag on the back sewn in. behind him, Billy was carrying a water bottle and Tina was wearing a power suit. Cesar Belfonta was waving a Brazilian Flag. Walt got in the ring and took off the Gi, handing it to Billy. Walt's ring attire was black elbow and knee pads, black MMA style spandex trunks with "Tapout" on the side and "Mr MMA" on the butt. Walt was also wearing a black t-shirt that said "Tap Out or Pass Out!" Referee Gerald Mackenzie checked both men, especially Walt's MMA Gloves and called for the bell.
Match Synopsis: Walt and Captain Amazing met in the middle of the ring where walt extneded his glvoe as a sign of respect. Amazing looked caught off guard but tapped the glove and Walt nodded. Captain Anazing went in for a single teg take down but Walt jumped back out of the way. Walt then threw a couple of kicks that hit Captain Amazing in the leg. Cap and Walt locked up and Captain Amazing pushed walt back to the corner where Captain Amazing did a big Biel to throw walt out. Walt got back up and smiled. he got into Muay Thai stance and then threw some kicks. Captain Amazing ducked through the ropes and begged off. Mackenzie forced walt to back up and got captain Amazing to come back to the middle of the ring. They went for the tie up, but Captain Amazing got the go behind, dropped down and tied a School Boy pin, but Walt kicked out at 1. As Captain Amazing got up, Walt kicked him hard in the stomach! Walt then jumped on Captain Amazing and dropped a hard Hammer Fist! Captain Amazing lurched back to the corner where he tried to beg off, but Walt ran in with a Knee! Walt then dragged Captain Amazing out of the corner and got him in a Muay Thai clinch, walt then hit him with a Three Knee Combo! Walt went for the cover but only 2. Walt whipped captain Amazing off the ropes, but Captain Amazing held the rope and slid out of the ring. As Walt slid out after him, captain Amazing ran around the ring. Walt gave chase and the Cap slipped back into the ring. As Walt slid in after him, Captain Amazing brought down multiple Double Axe Handles across Walt's back. Captain then did a Jumpig Knee Drop on Walt that caused Peterson to cry out in pain.
Capitain Amazing then got walt up and threw a Knife Edge Chop, he then threw Waltr off the ropes and as Walt came back, Amazing applied the Abdominal Stretch with a Stomach Claw! Senior Official Gerald Mackenzie asked Walt repeatedly iff he wanted to tap, but Walt refused. walt then with a surge of adrenaline Hip Tossed Captain Amazing out of the hold! Walt grabbed Captain Amazing's arm and did a Spinning Wristlock, Walt then held the arm up and threw 3 Roundhouse kicks into the chest of Captain Amazing. Walt let the arm go and did a Standing Spinning Back Kick that knocked Captain Amazing down. Walt went for the pin, but Amazing kicked out. Walt then picked up Captain Amazing and hot a Double Arm DDT! Walt then grabbed the arm and went for a Victor Armbar! Walt got his legs around Captain Amazing's arm but couldn't get the arm straightened before Amazing got to the ropes.
Walt let go of the hold and straightened out Captain Amazing's arm. Walt then came down on the arm with his knee. Amazing rolled out of the ring cradling his arm. The referee started to count as Captain Amazing stood there trying to favor his injured limb. Walt slid out and threw Captain Amazing's bad arm across the ring post 3 times! Walt got Amazing back in the ring and Walt threw a Muay Thai Kick Combo that further punished the arm of Captain Amazing. Walt then hit a Single Arm DDT followed up with a Leg Drop on the arm. Walt then hauled Amazing up and did an Arm Wringer so fierce, Amazing flipped in the air and landed in his back! Walt dragged Captain Amazing over to the ropes and drapped the arm across. Walt then bounced on the ropes for momentmum and came down on the arm! Walt then got Amazing up and hit the Walt Bottom! Walt went for a cover but Amazing got a foot on the ropes! Walt stood there sizing up the situation as Amazing cradled his arm. As Captain Amazing sat up, Walt then applied a Step Over Armbar and cranked. walt let go, but Amazing rolled around in apparant misery. Walt then drew a thumb acorss his neck and whipped Amazing into the ropes. Walt got Amazing on the top, climbed up and then did a Top Rope Flying Victor Armbar! Walt had the arm straightened and Captain Amazing couldb take no more! He tapped out and Mr MMA was victorious!
"tenn0" by Mortal started to play as Walt's hand was raised in victory. Walt was joined by the Entourage who congratulated him. Walt was all smiles as he stood victorious.