Eric Caldwell: "Ladies and gentlemen, Wrasslin Warzone is just two weeks away on Nov 26 and will take place at the Newark Center in newark, New Jersey. 8 matches have been slated, and I have some of those slots filled already. In tag team action, The Clan will battle The Black Panthers in a Tornado Rules Chicago Streetfight! EJB will have a rematch against Kindred in a Singapore Beat Down Match. The winner between Goku and Esteban Montoya will face Super Kabuki for the EIWF Bruiserweight title...and then the Main Event for the EIWF Heavyweight Title, it will be Lunch Lady Stan defending the title against Hulk 2k5!"
"tenn0" by Mortal started to play and the fans roared as Walt Peterson came out dressed in a charcoal colored, pin striped, double breasted suit. He had a cordless mic in hand and he waved to the fans as Tina Chan hung on his arm. Walt smiled at Caldwell and spoke.
Walt: "Now, I imagine that 99% of you fine EIWF fans are exepcting me to come out here, talk about how I eliminated 3 guys from the Hardcore Rumble and was in the Final 4, thus trying to claim a right to be in that Main Event Match, and who knows, maybe I should. Now Mr Caldwell, it seems that in EIWF there are a lot of talent, and with 8 matches and 4 of them being title matches, a PPV appearance is something to be coveted. I also noticed there Mr Caldwell, that you have already made 4 matches, 2 of them not having anything to do with titles. I also noticed that Mr MMA wasn't mentioned. So I thought it best if I come out here and give you a sugesstion, because, after all, you pride yourself on being fair, considerate and impartial."
"Back on October 14th, almost 1 month ago already, in my hometown of Montreal, I choked out one Curtis Vector. Then came PPV and Vector and I were in different matches. Curtis however said he would call me out after PPV. last week, in Montreal once again, Duncan and I teamed up for the first time in EIWF and we beat the Tag team of Vector and Captain Amazing, and Duncan and I won with me locking in the Triangle Choke, or as I call it, "Waltmission" on Vector for the second time!"
"Problem is, Vector complained the first time about the time limit being reached, and I know he'll say that last week, he lost because Duncan did a number on him with stuff that should be left in a junkyard. So in order to solve this issue, bring about a needed sense of closure, and get Mr MMA on Pay Per View, I ask you Mr Caldwell to book this match: Mr MMA Walt Peterson v Pure Gold Curtis Vector in a 30 minute Ultimate Submission Match! Whoever has the most Submissions is the winner, the loser keeps his mouth shut and admits defeat."
Eric: "You know Walt, I like that, and I know Vector will go along with that too. All right Peterson, you got your match. I know you plan on winning, but if you lose..."
Walt: "IF I lose, I won't piss and moan about it."
Eric: "Well folks, the next item of business is announcing the winners of the October EIWF Powerbomb Awards. We have 4 categories, Best Bace, Best Heel, Best match and Most Valuable Wrestler. This is where the fans submit their votes, and we thank all you EIWF fans who voted."
"In the Best Face category we had four nominees. Lunch Lady Stan..." (Huge Pop from Hometown fans) "We had Duncan Fraser, Walt Peterson and Rave. The winner for Best face in October 2005 was: Walt Peterson!"
"For Best Heel the 4 nominees were: Paladyn, Nightspawn, Curtis Vector and Super Kabuki. The winner for Best Heel was: Paladyn!"
"In the Best match Category, we had Walt Peterson v Curtis Vector in a 'I Quit Match' on October 14th's edition of Fierce. We had the Fierce 4Some Elimination Ladder Match for the EIWF Bruiserweight Title at Devil's Night; the Double Elimination Battle Royal for the EIWF Broadcast Belt, also at Devil's Night. Finally, the Hardcore Rumble for the EIWF World Title at Devil's Night. There was a tie between: Walt Peterson v Curtis Vector and the Hardcore Rumble for the EIWF World Title."
"For Most Valuable Wrestler the four choices were Nightspawn, Lunch Lady Stan, Martyr and Walt Peterson. The winner: It was a tie between Martyr and Lunch Lady Stan!"
"These were some of the names who stood out this month, to the winners; your trophies will be awarded in a private ceremony as well as a small bonus. Thank you folks for your input, please enjoy the show!"
Caldwell left the ring and walked back up the aisle.
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"Low Rider" by War played as Carlos came out to cheers. He was wearing sand cammo colored cargo pants and a white "wife beater" t-shirt. Carlos slid into the ring and saluted the crowd.
"99 Ways to Die" by Megadeth played as Diablo Tigre came out to some cheers. he slapped a few hands and climbed into the ring. Referee Lyle Jones called for the bell and the match was underway.
Match Synopsis: Tigre came out with an Arm Wringer and drove Carlos to the mat with it. Carlos sprung back to his feet, but Tigre turned it into a Top Wristlock and tripped Carlos. Carlos got to his knees and countered with a Fireman's Carry. Carlos then dropkicked Tigre who fell back through the ropes and to the floor. Carlos rolled outside the ring garbbed a chair and nailed the Tidal Wave with the Chair! Tigre lay on his back as carlos scooped him up and rolled him nito the ring. Carlos went for a cover but didn't hook the legs and got 2. Carlos grabbed Tigre by the mask, but Tigre hit a quick Drop Toe Hold that sent Carlos into the second rope. Carlos was prone there as Tigre used his neck to drive Carlos' throat into the rope with a Choke. Carlos got up and leaned on the ropesa as Tigre charged, Carlos ducked and Tigre was stuck in a Hangman! carlos quickly ducked outside, grabbed the chair, slipped back in, got some spaced and charghed it with a Jumping Chair Shot that dislodged Tigre! Tigre was knocked to the floor as the fans were chanting "Car-los!" repeatedly. As Tigre tried to recover, carlos took the Chair anmd threw it down, nailing Tigre on the head and shoulder.
Carlos then got onto the arpon and hit a Somersault Leg Drop off the apron! Redneck said that in the past, Carlos was known for Lucha Libre, but he also loves to brawl. Carlos got up, slapped hands with fans and then went back to Tigre. Tigre countered with a Forearm to the head and a Kick to the midsection. carlos then got fired up and threw a hard Uppercut at Tigre. Carlos then whipped Tigre into the rail and Clotheslined him over. Carlos got into the crowd with Tigre, grabbed a Chair, laid it down and then hit a Tombstone Piledriver onto the Chair! The fans were freaking out as Carlos hauled Tigre up and dumped him back over the rail. He rolled Tigre into the ring and then set El Diablo Tigre in the corner. carlos charged in, but Tigre sidestepped. As Carlos staggered back, Tigre hit a Reverse Bulldog. As Tigre tried to grab Carlos, Carlos turned it into a roll up, Tigre then countered with his own roll up. Carlos got another roll up, and Tigre kicked out. They both popped up to applause from the crowd. Tigre then kneed Carlos in the gut and tried for a Powerbomb, as carlos was up, he shifted his weight and nailed a Reversal DDT! Carlos then applied the Tijauana Pipe Dream! El Diablo Tigre managed to grab the ropes before serious damage was done.
Carlos stpped in to grab Tigre, but Tigre rammed his shoulder in the gut of DeMolish. Tigre then ran and hit a nice Downward Spiral, he went for the cover but got 2. Tigre then hit a Moonsault Splash but only got 2 again. Tigre rolled out the ring and grabbed a Chair. he threw it at Carlos who was getting up and Carlos got dropped. Tigre slid in, laid the chair down, whipped Carlos into the corner, hoisted him up, took a few steps back, ran, climbed the turnbuckle quickly and in one smooth motion, nailed a Top Rope Flying Head Scissors that caused Carlos to land on the Chair! The fans were on their feet chanting "E-I-Dubya-Eff!" as Tigre and Carlos lay there. El Diablo Tigre got to his feet first and went for the pin, but Carlos kicked out! Tigre argued with Referee Lyle Jones and Carlos garbbed both of Diablo Tigre's legs, yanked them out so hard Tigre hit the match on his face then quicly applied the El Paso Leg Lock. El Diablo Tigre had no place to go and he submitted!
Commercial Break: "It's the best in hardcore, the best in extreme, the best in high risk, the best in technical application, frankly the best damn wrestling you'll ever see in Prime Time, it's EIWF's Fierce Friday, every Friday Night at 9 PM Eastern on SCTV! 'EiWF: We Truly Have It All!'"
"The 1996 Theme to Doctor Who" played as Slick Dick came out wearing a green Ric Flair-esque robe. He stood in the aisleway and turned around then he did a loud "WHOOOOO!" Dick Fleer then walked down the aisle and climbed into the ring. He stood with his hands open and his arms spread shoulder width and did another "WHOOOOOO!"
"Kill and Decieve" by Figure Four starts to play and out came Zoll. He stood in the entranceway and pointed at Slick Dick. Zoll then marched down toward the ring and got in. He took off his cape and warrior's helmet and stood toe to toe with Fleer. Referee Kieran O'Mally called for the bell and the match was set to begin.
Match Synopsis: Slick Dick and Zoll tied up, with Zoll throwing Dick halfway across the ring. Slick Dick got up, fixed his hair and grinned. Dick called for a Test of Strength and they locked up one hand. Slick Dick then poked Zoll in the eye, earning an admonition from O'Mally. Slick Dick then kicked Zoll in the knees a couple of times, driving Zoll back to the corner. Slick Dick drapped Zoll's arm over the rope, and fired off a sweet Knife Edge Chop. Dick and the fans shouted "WHOOO" in unison. Dick fired a scond and a third. He then tried to whip Zoll into the opposite corner, but Zoll wouldn't budge, Dick tried again, and Zoll reversed it, sending Dick into the corner. Dick landed in the corner upside down, but in a Ric Flair move, he let his momentum carry him over the top rope where he landed on the arpon. Slick Dick ran along the apron, got on the top rope and hit Zoll with a Double Axe Handle. Slick Dick posed for the crowd, when Zoll got on his feet. Slick Dick turned, saw Zoll grinnnig and tried to beg off. Zoll chgarged in and Slick Dick got hit with a shoulder tackle. Zoll hauled Fleer up, turned him around and got him, with the Attention Getter! Zoll wne for the cover when out of nowhere, EJB, Duncan Fraser and Martyr came from out of the crowd from the three sides! EJB had his Singapore Cane while Martyr and Duncan each had their Barbed Wire 2x4's! EJB slid in and cracked Zoll with the Cane, breaking it in two. EJB hauled Zoll with Martyr and Duncan on opposite sides of Zoll. Martyr and Duncan swung at the same time, nailing Zoll on both sides of the head with Barbed Wire 2x4's! Kieran O'Mally called for the bell, but the HoH didn't listen. Dick Fleer got into EJB's face about costing him the match when EJB lifted Dick up, Powerbombed him 4 times and then gave him a Death Valley Driver! Duncan Fraser and Martyr got Zoll on the top where Duncan hit the SCOTTISH DEATH DROP! The fans were going wild as the HoH left the ring and the NB came charging through the curtain. Zoll had won the match, but he was made a victim of the HoH. Paladyn stood in the ring with his eyes glaring in anger.
Commercial Break: "Dickie Simons Homo Brand Milk. Think Wholesome, think Homo. Dickie Simons Homo Brand Milk."
The Closing theme to the Japanese version of Dragonball Z "We Were Angels" played as Goku came out with his orange Gi outfit and crazy hair. The crowd cheered him as he ran down the aisle with his arms outstretched, touching fans. he slid into the ring and stood there smiling.
"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N' Roses played as Esteban came out to cheers. Esteban rolled his arms in front of him and then did it over his head. he jogged to the ring and climbed in, looking at a smiling Goku. Referee Steve Youngren called for the bell and this one was underway.
Match Synopsis: Esteban and Goku shook hands in a rare display of sportsmanship and then locked up, Goku scored first with the Hip Toss, Esteban immediately got up and hit a Mexian Arm Drag, prompting Goku to come back with a Japanese Arm Drag. Esteban got up and whipped Goku off the ropes, Esteban bent over and Goku ran, stopped, then put his leg on Esteban's neck. Esteban lifted up and Goku flipped in the air, Goku landed on his feet and tried to clothesline Esteban, esteban ducked, turned and tried a Superkick, Goku caught the foot and threw Esteban back. Esteban flipped and he landed on his feet. Both men squared off as the crowd applauded and cheered. Esteban and Goku circled each other, Goku was beaming and it appeared that under the mask, Esteban was grinning. They locked up again and Goku scored with a Snap Suplex. Goku quickly lept to the top and as Esteban got up, Goku dove and hit the Missle Spear! Goku went for the pin but Esteban kicked out. Esteban got up and was rocked with a Discus Punch, Goku then hit a Sunset Flip but Esteban countered with a roll up and at 2, Goku countered with a nice Bridge. Goku then kneed Esteban and got him with a Side Effect Slam.
Esteban was down and Goku slid outside the ring, he went underneath to get a Table. he slid it into the ring and then went to get a Chair. Esteban got up, saw his chance and launched at Goku with a Springboard Corkscrew Plancha! The fans were chanting "Holy [Bleep]" as the guiard rail was pushed in and fans moved back. Goku's head hit the rail hard and Esteban was laying on the floor next to Goku. They both struggled to get up with Esteban getting up first. Esteban then tried a Springboard Moonsualt off the rail, but as Goku got up he caught esteban and planted him on the floor with a Tombstone Piledriver! Goku grabbed the chair and threw it into the ring. A fan offered Goku a Frying Pan which Goku also took and threw in the ring. Goku then picked up a hurting Montoya and slid him into the ring. Goku stood on the apron and Montoya got up and rammed Goku in the gut. Montyoa Hip Tossed Goku in the ring and then hit a Flipping Neck Whip a la the late Mr Perfect. Goku got back up and was hit by a Jumping Mule Kick by Esteban. Esteban went for the pin but Goku kicked out. estreban then up top, but as he did so, Goku rane up and hit a Top Rope Fallaway Slam! Goku set up the Table and then garbbed the Chair and smacked Esteban hard on the head. Goku rolled Esteban onto the table then placed the chair on Esteban's chest. Goku went to the top and took off with the Saiyan Splash! Esteban was driven through the table and Goku was on top. Steve Youngren hit the 1...2...3...and Goku was set to face Super Kabuki on Nov 26!
"We Were Angels" played as Goku checked on Esteban with Youngren. Youngren Goku that esteban wasn't seriously hurt, so Goku then went and raised his fists in the air. He then left the ring and walked around it, slapping hands with the fans. Redneck said it was a great match and after the commercial break, it was the match that everyone was waiting for, Nightspawn against pelvis Wesley for the EIWF Broadcast Belt.
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"(Let me be your) Teddy Bear" by Elvis Presley played as some fans cheered Pelvis on as he and the Colnel came out with a guitar. Pelvis shucked and jived like Elvis then gyrated his hips. He danced down the aisle and boogied to the ring. He got in and danced, then removed his jumpsuit to show off his white tights with "Porn King" written down the leg.
"Hell's Bells" by AC/DC played and there were actually a couple of cheers for Nightspawn. Redneck wondered how anyone could cheer him, but Gold reminded him that there would always be freaks, plus, Nightsapwn's style was effective. The lights went out and a blue light shone in the entranceway as mist formed and Nightspawn came out with both titles over his shoulders. Nightspawn's eyes seemed to glow as he made his way down the aisle and into the ring. He got into the ring as the house loights came up and Nightspawn pointed at a very visibly intimidated Pelvis. Senior Referee Gerald MacKenzie took the EIWF Broadcast Belt and held it high in the air for all to see. He then gave both of Nightspawn's titles to Clive Johnson and called for the bell.
Match Synopsis: The fans were on the edge of their seats as Pelvis ran in and quickly dropkicked Nightspawn in the knees. Nightspawn went down on one knee and Pelvis got the guitar from Col Tom. Pelvis ran in, jumped and smashed the Guitar over Nightspawn's head! Nightspawn fell to his back and lay motionless. Pelvis looked wary and cuatiously approached Nightspawn. He went for the cover but at 1, Nightspawn pressed Pelvis into the air and threw him off. Pelvis landed next to the ropes and quickly slid out. Nightspawn gave chase and as Pelvis tried to climb over the rail, Nightspwan grabbed Pelvis from behind and gave Pelvis a Pumphandle Suplex into the Ring Post! Pelvis hit the floor and looked hurt. Nightspawn reached down with one hand and hauled Pelvis to his feet. He lifted Pelvis up with a Choke Lift and stared up at him. Pelvis, in a desperation move, kicked Nightspawn in the groin! Nightspawn dropped Pelvis and fell to his knees.
Pelvis crawled away trying to recover from being thrown into the ring post when Nightspawn got up and went after Pelvis again. Nightspawn gave pelvis a hard throat thrust that knocked Pelvis down. Pelvis got up and Nightspawn whipped him into thje rail. Nightsapwn charged in with tried a Big Boot but Pelvis dodged. Nightspawn had his leg extended on to of the rail when Pelvis grabbed a chair and quickly hit the leg! Pelvis then rammed the chair into the gut of Nightspawn and smacked Nightspawn on the back of the head. Nightspawn stayed bent over and Pelvis hit a DDT, sending Nightspawn down. As Pelvis got up, so did Nightspawn! Redneck said Pelvis was dishing out punishment that could possibly end a Bruiserweight match but Nightspawn just kept getting up. Pelvis then threw a Dropkicked which barely budged Nightspawn and then out of desperation, tried a Bodyslam! Terry Gold said it was a sad sight to see. Nightspawn clubbed Pelvis across the back and then Gorilla Pressed Pelvis and Slammed him to the second row! Nightspawn then went into the crowd, causing many to back up, and draped Pelvis over his shoulder. He climbed back over the rail and stood next to the ring. He threw Pelvis into the ring over the top rope and climbed in! Nightspawn then hit a nice Chokeslam and drew his thumb across his throat as required by all menacing heels 6'10" and taller. Nightspawn whipped Pelvis into the corner and charged, Pelvis got out of the corner and pulled Gerald MacKenzie in the way! Gerald was down and out as Pelvis was nailed by Hell's Hanging. As Nightspawn stood there over pelvis, the lights went out!