"Brood" as performed by the Extreme Wrestling Collective started to play and the fans booed the Nocturnal Brotherhood as they came out. They walked down the ramp and got into the ring. Paladyn opened his cloak to show off the EIWF Tag Title while Nightspawn was wearing the EIWF Tag Title over his left shoulder and the EIWF Broadcast Belt around his right shoulder. Paladyn got on the mic with a huge grin.
Paladyn: "I trust that these titles show you stupid lambs that the Nocturnal Brotherhood IS the most powerful group in wrestling today! You see, whether you want to acknowledge it or not, the Shadow of the Nocturne is covering EIWF. We aren't doing with Force Lightning, this isn't Star Wars. We aren't doing it with magic wands and incantations, this isn't Harry Potter. This staff I carry I admit, has no magic, we aren't here to say we are evil wizards for the sake of entertaining kids, this isn't Rock N' Wrestling! The Shadow of the Nocturne is covering EIWF through our victories in the ring, and our interviews outside of it. We are all committed to living lives that embrace evil, darkness, death. We want this whole place to suffer pain, remorse, regret, hatred and fear! Nightspawn and I have the EIWF Tag Titles and Nightspawn has the Broadcast Belt. It will be a matter of time before the EIWF Heavyweight and Bruiserweight titles are in our grasp!"
"Through My Actions" by Stretch Armstrong started to play and Martyr came out to cheers. he was wearing knee length denim shorts, a leather jacket, had a flannel shirt tied around his waist and was wearing a Solid State Records T-Shirt. He had a mic and interrupted Paladyn.
Martytr: "Paladyn! Let's get one thing straight, there is an old saying, "All that is needed for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing." Last week, look what happened at the end of Fierce, good men stood up to you and half your dark army was laid out on the floor! In fact, at the PPV you yourself were forced to Tap Out to Walt Peterson!"
Paladyn: "YOU [Bleep]ing MAGGOT!!"
Martyr: "I'm not done yet. Paladyn, this so called evil you support will only result in your ruin. Not everyone believes in what I do, but I believe very strongly that a very real eternity of hellish torment awaits you. However, you won't turn from your wicked ways and nobody wants to hear a sermon. So I want to put you on notice Paladyn, there is a force rising up, and we will drive the NB out of EIWF for good! Guys, come on out."
The fans roared as Duncan Fraser and EJB came out and stood next to Martyr on stage. Duncan took the mic and had a big grin on his face.
Duncan: "AYYYYYYYYYYYYE NOW! It occured to me that EJB and I couldn't fight ye brigands alone, so EJB and I started thinking, "What do we need to beat tha NB?" And the answer was clear, more allies! So EJB and I decided to form a Stable, but we couldn't let just anyone in. We wanted men who reflected what we were about, and we are about Taking Names and Kickin Arse! We go about it to the Extrrreme! So we looked for the Hardest of the Hardcores in EIWF and Martyr here stood out. There's also one other man, and we want to introduce him."
EJB (Who got the mic from Duncan): "Of course, this new faction needs a name, and so we are simply the H.O.H...House of Hardcore! You're gonna get beaten down NB, once and for all!"
Duncan (Who took the mic back): "The Hardcore Highlander has spoken."
The H.O.H turned and left. Paladyn looked at them leave and then continued speaking.
Paladyn: "You can do all you want to try to stop us, but we are unstoppable, if your hardcore group want to wage war, then Nightspawn here will certainly oblige, right Nightspawn?"
Paladyn: "Now we come to the reason why we came out. Pelvis Wesley, Walt Peterson, and Martyr are three marked men. Why? Because Walt Peterson eliminated me, Martyr eliminated Kindred...and Pelvis actually managed to eliminate Nightspawn once. Martyr and Peterson will suffer, however, it seems that Nightspawn cannot bide his time. he is obsessed with Pelvis and so I want him out of the way as quickly as possible. So Pelvis, Nightspawn has consented to do anything it took to get you in the ring. That is why he is offering you a Title shot for the EIWF Broadcast Belt, next week! Of course, the NB will voluntarily ban ourselves from ringside. It will be you and him...that is if you have the courage and our 'esteemed commissioner' Eric Caldwell gives consent."
"The Latest and the Last" (the EIWF theme), by Demon Hunter played as Eric came out onto the stage with the cordless mic. He looked straight at the NB.
Eric: "Paladyn, something I never said before, I'll say now. Mr Stefano DiMera and I were discussing my powers as a Commissioner before I took the job and it was agreed that as Comissioner, I would head the Booking Committee and that the committieee under my strong advisement, would choose Contenders for Championship matches. However, that was designed for EIWF's Pay Per View events. So, since I am "The Law" I will give EIWF a Law. Any champion can defend their title at any TV taping against any opponent of their choosing. PPV defense is mandatory and against an opponent who we in the Booking committee decide, but as for TV...Champions have their own discretion to do what they feel is best. So, if Nightspawn wants to defend against Pelvis Wesley next week and Pelvis accepts the challenge, then it's on!"
Paladyn: "Hear that Pelvis? You have until the end of the program to decide your fate."
Eric Caldwell left the stage and headed to the back, and the NB left the ring and headed to the back as redneck said the matches would begin after a commercial break.
Commercial for: "Dyno-lax: The World's Most Powerful and Fastest Acting Laxative. Warning, be seated on the bowl before you ingest."
Johnny Redneck welcomed everyone back and said it was time to go to William Hung who would be interviewing Rave.
"Dread Rock" by Paul Oakenfold started to play and the lights in the Verdun Auditorium went down. A blue strobe light flickered on the stage as Rave came out dancing with glow sticks and blowing a whistle. He danced down the ramp and got in the ring. The lights came back up and Rave raised a hand to the crowd. His smiled big, showing off his pretty boy smile and women all over the arena screamed.
Super Kabuki came out wearing the EIWF Bruiserweight title around his waist. The crowd booed him, but he didn't react. he simply walked to the ring and got in. He handed the title to Referee Steve Youngren and Steve raised it high in the air. As Clive got out of the ring, Steve handed the title to him and then called for the bell.
Kabuki and Rave got into a collar and elbow tie up when Rave hit a nice Arm Drag. Kabuki got up, ran and Rave countered with a Hip Toss. Rave and Kabuki then got into a slugfest, Rave got the getter of Kabuki and sent him over the top rope. Kabuki hit the floor as Rave danced for the girls. Kabuki grabbed a chair but kept his back to the ring. Rave got out onto the apron and tried a Double Axe Handle Smash, but as Rave jumped, Kabuki turned and swung the Chair full force, nailing Rave in the face! Rave was busted open early! Kabuki gloated as Rave lay on the floor. As Rave got to his knees, Kabuki stood over Rave with the chair over his head, ready to bring it down, but Rave grabbed Kabuki's legs, took him down and then gave Kabuki a Slingshot into the Post! Kabuki bounced off and lay face first on the floor. Rave took the chair and set it up, he took a few steps and leaped off the chair, but Kabuki turned over and got a foot up into Rave's face. As Rave held his jaw and staggered away, Kabuki got on the apron and hit a Somersualt Senton Body Splash that knocked rave into the Rail. Both men lay there as the fans were chanting "E-I-Dubya-Eff!" Youngren was checking on both men when rave crawled away and hauled himself up by using the apron. Kabuki grabbed the rail and pulled himself up. Rave rolled back into the ring and Kabuki followed. Rave charged at Kabuki and got a Crucifix pin. Youngren dropped down and Rave got 2. Rave pulled up Kabuki, threw him in the corner, seated him on the top and hit a Cutter. rave went for another pin but Kabuki got a foot on the rope. Rave then whipped Kabuki off the ropes and tried a clothesline, but Kabuki ducked, he spun and they both hit each other with Superkicks!
Rave crawled over to Kabuki and got on top of him. Rave gave Kabuki a big slap across the face and then hauled him up. Rave then nailed a Twist of Fate and went for the cover, but Kabuki kicked out again! As Rave argued with Steve Youngren, Kabuki charged in from behind with a Low Blow! As Rave lay there hurting, Kabuki went out, got a chair, placed it on the back of Rave's head and hit the Rolling Senton! Kabuki rolled Rave onto his back and Steve counted...1...2...Rave kicked out. kabuki hauled Rave up and out of desperation, Rave poked Kabuki in the eye and hit a Front face DDT. Both men lay there trying to get composure. Rave got to his feet first and got on the second turnbuckle, he took off and hit kabuki with a hard Diving Elbow Bat(think the elbow drop Bret Hart used to do). Rave went for a pin but Kabuki got a shoulder out at 1. Rave got Kabuki up and swung from the fences with a wild haymaker, kabuki ducked and then hit an Atomic Drop on Rave. Kabuki whipped Rave into the corner and came charging in but rave hit Kabuki with a Back Elbow. Rave then came out with a running Forearm Shot. Rave then charged and hit a Shoulder Block that took kabuki down. Kabuki got up and Rave hit a clothesline, Kabuki got up again and when rave swung, Kabuki blocked and hit a nice Knife Edge Chop prompting a "WHOOOOO!" from the crowd. Kabuki then nailed Rave with a bodyslam and tried an elbow drop, but Rave rolled out of the way. He then got a Snap Suplex on Kabuki and tried a pin, but Kabuki once again frustrated Rave by kicking out. Rave and Kabuki got up and Kabuki hot another Low Blow. He grabbed the Chair and hit a Fisherman's DDT onto the Chair! Johnny Redneck said that had to be it, as both men lay there. Kabuki rolled over and draped an arm across Rave's shoulders...1...2...Rave got out! The fans were cheering as Rave battled back to his feet, he got up and stumbled into the ropes, then grabbing them for support, he staggered over to Kabuki and when he hauled Kabuki up, Kabuki spewed green mist into Rave's face! Kabuki then hpoisted Rave up and hit the KABUKI DRIVER! Kabuki made the pin...1...2...3! Kabuki had beaten Rave!
Super Kabuki was handed the belt and he raised it over his head. he then put it on around his waist and left the ring as Youngren checked on the visually impaired Rave. Johnny Redneck said that there was a special tag team match after the break.
Commercial Break: "Porn Pops. With it's healthy blend of Corn and Crack, Porn Pops gives you the stamina to face the challenges of a long, hard day."
"Bullet the Blue Sky" by Sepultura played as a monster came out. He was dressed in a green cammo Bandana, a green cammo T-shirt, and green cammo Cargo Pants. His crossed his arms and then shouted as he beat his chest. he threw a couple of uppercuts and then stomped down to the ring. He got in and then shouted again as he stretched his pecs by throwing his elbows back.
"A Little Less Conversation" by Elvis v JXL played as the fans booed. Mr Mean came out flipping off the fans as they cursed at him. He made his way down to the ring and talked with Major Matastrophe.
"Through My Actions" by Stretch Armstrong started to play as Martyr came out dressed in a Demon Hunter t-shirt, denim shorts cut off at the knee, a red plaid shirt tied around his waist and a leather jacket. Martyr stood on the stage and opened his hands, his extended his arms straight out to the sides and hung his head. He then walked down the ramp and got into the ring, staring at Mr Mean and the Major.
"Parade of Chaos" by Zao started to play and Deacon came out in a black suit with white shirt and black tie. He got into the ring, removed the coat and folded it in the corner. He stood next to Martyr as referee Kieran O'Mally called for the bell.
Match Synopsis: Mr Mean and Deacon Bishop started things off. They tied up in a collar anbd elbow tie up when Deacon Bishop backed Mr Mean into the corner. O'Mally called for the break when Mr Mean raked Deacon's eyes. mr Mean then got deacon and out of nowhere hit the Meanie-Time! Mr Mean dragged Deacon over to the corner where the tag was made. Major Katastrophe locked up with Bishop and hit a nice Side Suplex. Katastrophe threw deacon into the corner and pointed at Martyr. Martyr got in the ring and the Major charged, Martyr hit a nice drop toe hold that sent Katastrophe into the bottom turnbuckle face first. Martyr tagged in Deacon Bishop and tried to hold him as Deacon threw a Big Boot. Katastrophe shook himself free and Martyr was Booted by Deacon. Katastrophe then grabbed Deacon, lifted him up and applied the Torture Rack! Deacon looked like he was hurting, but Martyr got up and dropkicked Katastrophe down. Major Katastrophe and grabbed Martyr, giving him a nice Chokeslam. Mr Mean then ran into the ring and threw martyr into the corner, climbed up and did the 10 Punch. O'Mally got Martyr and Mr Mean out of the ring.
Katastrophe and Deacon were in the middle of the ring, both clubbing away on each other. Katastrophe whipped Deacon off the ropes and Deacon responded with a clothesline. Deacon then hauled Katastrophe up and whipped him off the ropes, katastrophe came back with a jumping Shoulder Tackle. Both men collided hard and went down. Both men crawled to their corners and a hot tag was made. Martyr and Mr Mean started trading punches with each other. martyr gained the upper hand and knocked Mr Mean into the corner. he turned Mr Mean upside down and hit the Tree of Woe. Martyr then grabbed Mr Mean by the legs and while Martyr slid outside, he held on to Mr Mean's legs and had Mr Mean bu a post. Martyr then applied the Figure Four around the Ring Post! Martyr held it in until O'Mally counted to 4, then Martyr let it go. Martyr rolled back into the ring and dragged Mr Mean to his feet. Mr Mean kicked Martyr in the gut and pulled of a quick Snap Suplex. Mean tagged in Katastrophe who hit Martyr with a nice Double Underhook Suplex. Katastrophe then hit a Neckbreaker and tagged Mr mean back in. mr mean got behind Martyr and applied the Crossface Chickenwing! Martyr looked to be in trouble until Deacon Bishop came in and broke the hold. As Kieran O'Mally got Deacon out, Mr Mean applied a second Crossface Chickenwing. Martyr grabbed the ropes and Mr Mean wouldn't let go. Katastrophe yelled at Mr Mean, who then let go and tried to hit Bishop! Bishop tried gettnig through the ropes but Kieran O'Mally got in the way. Mr Mean kept egging Bishop on as Major Katastrophe got in the ring and applied the STF on Martyr! Kieran got order restored and when he turned, he drove Major Katastrophe out of the ring. Mr Mean dragged a helpless Martyr out a little way and blatantly choked him. mr Mean then went to the top and tried a Top Rose Splash but Martyr rolled out of the way! He crawled to Bishop and got the tag!
Deacon Bishop stormed in with right hands flying. Mr Measn got nailed and went down, Major Katastrophe came in and got knocked back, then Deacon attacked Mr Mean, then went to Katastrophe, Deacon went back in forth with fury. Deacon went off the ropes and gave them both a Flying Double Clothesline! Deacon pushed Mr Mean to the corner and fires off a Big Chop. Katastrophe tried to come in from behind, but Martyr, finding some hidden strength, came in, twirled Major Katastrophe around and nailed him with the EvenFlow DDT! Martyr got out of the ring as Major Katastrophe rolled back and staggered to his own corner. Deacon lifted Mr Mean to the top and it looked it was time for a Superplex. Deacon tried once and Mr Mean blocked it, Deacon tried a second time and it was blocked, then Mr Mean pushed deacon off the top and flew off with a Top Rope Fist Drop. Mr Mean then tagged in Major Katastrophe. Major Katastrophe whipped Deacon off the ropes and nailed him with a Powerslam. Katastrophe tried the pin but Bishop got out. The Major then whipped Bishop off the ropes again and ducked his head. Deacon nailed him with a Jumping Knee to the Facebuster (Triple H style). Both men went down and crawled to make the dramatic double tag. Martyr charged in, but Mr Mean lifted Martyr up and dropped him across the top rope on the neck! Mr Mean then went for Meanie Time. He went for the cover but Deacon Bishop broke up the count. Mr Mean tagged in Major Katastrophe, but Deacon wouldn't leave the ring. A full fledged melee was on as Major Katastrophe and Martyr were the legal men. Major Katastrophe hoisted Martyr up high and gave Martyr a brutal Gorilla Press Bomb. Deacon Bishop gave Mr Mean a Cobra Clutch Bomb on the outside! Major Katastrophe tried to pin Martyr but Deacon slipped in with a chair. He smacked Major Katastrophe and Kieran called for the bell!
Despite the bell being rung, the war continued. Deacon attacked Major Katastrophe with the chair as Martyr and Mr Mean slugged it out. Kieran O'Mally tried to get them to stop to no avail. Despite continous bell ringing, no one stopped. Finally, Officer Jim led EIWF security down and broke them up. Redneck said that this situation was only getting more and more heated. Terry Gold said that a resolution had to come soon before someone got injured. Johnny redneck said it was time for Julia Stevenson to conduct a backstage interview with a man who would be in the ring in a few moments.
Vegeta stormed off leaving Julia and Phillip alone.
Commercial break: "Mega-Bran, helps you be just a regular guy."
The opening theme of the Japanese version of Dragonball Z, "We Gotta Power" played as the fans gave a mixed reaction. Vegeta came out, totally ignoring everyone, even those that cheered him. He walked down to the ring with a scowl etched on his face and slid into the ring.
"Dancin Queen" by ABBA started to play as Mianes came out with Layton. Mianes blew kisses to the crowd and wiggled as Layton looked like he was pleading with Mianes. Mianes sauntered to ther ring wearing his Ric Flair style Pink Robe and got into the ring. He opened to robe to reveal the Toy WWE Championship that had "Women's Champion" written in marker on a sticker pasted on the front. Mianes dropped the robe to reveal leather chaps that had rainbows on them, the chaps had no butt and so fans were forced to a view of pink, lace undies. Mianes was also wearing a black sports bra. He blew a kiss to Vegeta who ran in and clotheslined Mianes! Referee Lyle Jones called for the bell and this war was underway!
Match Synopsis: Vegeta threw thursts and forearms at Mianes, Vegeta then hit an Arm Drag, Mianes got up and he executed an Arm Drag of his own. Mianes and Vegeta then tied up and Mianes got behind Vegeta. The crowd shuddered and Terry gagged on mic as Mianes hit the Father Nelson! Vegeta roared in discomfort, both physical and mental and ran towards the ropes. Jones broke thm up and vegeta stood against the ropes cursing out Mianes. Mianes laughed and wiggled, then Vegeta threw a foot, Mianes caught and snickered but then Vegeta nailed the Enzuigiri. Mianes battled back to his feet and he hit a Standing Head Scissor takedown. While they were down, Mianes applied a Steiner Recliner, grinding in the back of Vegeta. Vegeta refused to tap and Mianes let the hold go. Mianes sauntered around the ring waving to male fans when Vegeta grabbed Mianes and had him in a position for either a Reverse DDT or a standing Dragon Sleeper. Instead of either move, Vegeta grabbed Mianes, flipped Mianes in the air so that Mianes landed behind Vegeta on his feet and Vegeta dropped him with the Osaka Street Cutter. Vegeta went for a cover but only got 2. He whipped Mianes off the ropes and hit a nice Jump Spin Back Kick. Vegeta then went up top and tried a Dragon Attack but Mianes moved! Phillip Mianes then threw Vegeta into the corner, stomped a mudhole, backed up and hit the Bronco Buster! Mianes then ran in again and jumped onto Vegeta's shoulders while holding onto the top rope. Mianes then stomped on Vegeta's shoulders until Jones hit 4 in his count.
Mianes hauled up Vegeta and gave him a mighty Girl Slap. Vegeta responded with an Oriental Tool Punch. Mianes recovered and hit a Single Arm DDT. Mianes went for the pin but only got 1. Mianes then tried to whip vegeta off the ropes, but Vegeta reversed the Whip attempt and caught Mianes with an Overhead Belly to Belly suplex. As Mianes struggled to his feet, vegeta ran in and nailed the Big Bang Attack. Mianes fell through the ropes and out onto the floor. Vegeta in an uncharacteristic move actually raised a fist to the crowd and he got cheered! Terry said that it seemed like everyone hated Mianes. As Lyle Joens was counting, Vegeta ran out and executed a Baseball Slide into a DDT! Mianes was on the floor and hurting. Vegeta then whipped Mianes hard into the guard rail and gave chase. Mianes then Flapjacked Vegeta into the front row! Mianes got back into the ring and broke the count. He left the ring and went out to where vegeta was getting up. Vegeta was on one side and Mianes was on the other side of the rail. Mianes tried to suplex vegeta, but Vegeta reversed it and Suplexed Mianes into the second row. Vegeta then stomped on Mianes and spit on him. referee Lyle Jones hit 15 and Vegeta got back into the ring and rolled out again, breaking the count a second time. Phillip was ready with an eye poke and then he hopped over the rail. He executed a Hammer Lock on Vegeta and wrenched upward. He tried to ram Vegeta into the post but Vegeta got away and Mianes was carried head first into the post with his own momentum! With Mianes down, Vegeta went up to the top. He stood there and raised both arms into the air, then he took flight with the Saiyan Splash! The English fans were all chanting "Holy [Bleep]" with great gusto while the Francophones were expressing surprise in Quebecois. Vegeta got up, holding his stomacha nd ribs and rolled into and back of the ring. He grabbed Mianes by the hair and hit a Throat Thrust. Vegeta then rolled Mianes into the ring and stood on the apron. Vegeta hit a Springboard Splash and tried to go for the cover, but Mianes got a shoulder out. Vegeta and Mianes got to their feet and Vegeta whipped Mianes. vegeta tried a Spinning Wheel kick but Mianes held the hopes and Vegeta hit the mat. Mianes ran in while vegeta was sitting up and Dropkicked Vegeta hard in the face. Mianes went for the cover but Vegeta got out. Mianes tried to Slingshot vegeta into the post, but Vegeta landed on the second turnbuckle and cam back with a twisting Body Press! Vegeta got up and immediately perched on the top, when Mianes got up, Vegeta took flight and hit the FINAL FLASH! Vegeta made the cover and got the 1-2-3!
As "We Gotta Power" played, Vegeta left the ring and walked back up the ramp. Mianes was laying on his back in the ring being attended to by Lyle Jones. Redneck said that EIWF's Main Event would be up next, so stay tuned to SCTV!
Commercial Break: "Enlist now in Iceland's Armed Forces...because you can't trust Greenland."
The lights went out and green lights shone on the stage as "tenn0" by Mortal played. Peterson and company came out to a huge ovation. Walt was wearing a Black Boxing Robe with Silver Trim. Cesar Belfonta was carrying a Brazilian Flag and Tina Chan and Billy Malone were following. Walt and company headed down to the ring with a white spotlight on them. They got into the ring and the house lights came on. Walt took off the robe and handed it to Tina. Walt was wearing his UFC gloves, black wrestling shoes, black kneepads and Black Spandex "Tap-Out" brand trunks with Silver Trim that went down to mid thigh. On the butt was "Mr MMA." Walt threw some punches and stretched as The Entourage got out of the ring and Clive continued.
"Watch Your Words" by Alter Bridge started to play and the fans gave Duncan a huge ovation. Duncan, Holly and Agnus stood on the ramp smiling and Duncan proceeded to walk down the ramp with his Shopping Cart full of goodies. In the cart was a Commodore 64, a 1 Foot long Chain, a 1lb dumbell, an old Scanner, a Bathroom Scale, a Rake, a Metal Toolbox, and of course Duncan's Barbed Wire 2x4. Agnus and Duncan scattered the items in the ring and then threw the Shopping Cart in the ring as well.
"My Sacrifice" by Creed started to play and out came Captain Amazing to boos. He stood on the ramp and waited for his partner.
The booing intensifies as "O Canada" as performed by the RCMP Brass Band starts to play. Vector comes out in a Roots Team Canada varsity style jacket and carrying the Canadian Flag. He was holding a mic and spoke when the music died down.
Curtis: "If you think Captain Amazing and I are going to get into that litter filled ring, you have another thing coming! We are wrestlers, not Drunken Brawlers! Get that crap out of the ring and then we'll teach you a lesson."
Duncan: "Well, if ya pansy babies won't come down herrre...we'll just have to come up therrrre to beat the bloody behoobah outta yah ye Whiney McCriers!"
Match Synopsis: Gerald MacKenzie, who was in the ring, called for the bell to start the match, despite the fact no one was in the ring. terry said that was inapporpiate, but redneck said with Extreme Rulkes, there were no Count Outs or DQ's and a pin or submission had to happen in the ring, so everyone would get there eventually. Duncan and Walt charged at Vector and Amazing. Walt lept forward with a Yakuza Kick on Amazing then a Side Thrust Kick on Vector. Duncan tthen took the Barbed Wire 2x4 and hit a bent over Vector full on the back! Vector went down, but luckily, his jacket prevented a cut on the back. Duncan then hit Captain Amazing in the back and opened a gash on Captain Amazing. Walt tied up Vector and tripped him with a Single Leg Trip where Vector tried to tie up Walt's arms. Duncan was opening up big on Captain Amazing and even Powerbombed Amazing Off the Stage and through a Table! Redneck said that even though the stage was only 4 feet high, it was still a nasty fall. Walt and Duncan took Vector and threw him into the ring. walt and vector were in the ring with Duncan in the corner when walt threw a kick at Vector. Vector caught the lkeg and threw Walt with a Calgary Capture Suplex! before Vector could capitalize, Duncan got into the ring and tossed Vector with a release German Suplex. Vector looked around at all the weapons cluttering the ring and tried to get rid of it all. Duncan then hopped down off the apron, reached in, garbbed the Bathroom Scales and headed toward the ramp. Captain Amazing was coming down, but Duncan blinsided him with a running shot to the head with the Scales!
Back in the ring, Vector tried to get Walt with a Pumphandle Armbar but Walt was using good ground defense to minimize the pain. Outside the ring, Duncan hit a nice uppercut on Captain Amazing and returned to his corner. Vector switched the style of the Arm bar and used it to haul Walt up. Vector then applied a Hammer Lock, turned Walt around and from the Hammer Lock Bodyslammed Walt onto the arm. Terry Gold said that was a very smart strategy. Captain Amazing was then tagged in and he threw Walt into a neutral corner. Captain Amazing hit an Oklahoma Slam and tried to pin but Duncan broke the pin. Captain Amazing then got up and Scoop Slammed Duncan onto Walt. Amazing then focused back on Walt as MacKenzie got Duncan back to his corner. Captain Amazing then tagged Curtis Vector and they both executed a brutal Double Press Slam Gutbuster Drop on Walt Peterson! Redneck said that Walt was in trouble. As Duncan tried to encourage Walt, Vector ran over and hit a Dropkick, knocking Duncan to the floor. When Duncan tried to get in the ring, Vector threw Walt into the Specialist's corner twjere Amazing and Vector both stomped on Walt. The tag was made again and Amazing got in there. Captain Amazing Snap mared Walt to the canvas and took his time going to the top. Captain Amazing tried to hit the Amazing Splash but Walt rolled out of the way! Walt then with a surge of adrenaline picked up Amazing and gave him the Belfonta Jiu Jitsu Slam onto the Shopping Cart! The fans were on their feet cheering "E-I-Dubya-Eff" as Walt staggered toward his corner, hoping to make a much needed tag. However, Curtis Vector ran in and Clipped Walt's knee! Vector then dragged Walt over to his corner then got out of the ring.
Captain Amazing got to his feet and Avalanched Walt. Amazing then Suplexed Walt into the middle of the ring and then whipped Walt into a neutral corner. Amazing ran in again, but Walt got a boot up. Captain Amazing staggered away and Walt charged in with a Spear Tackle! Both men lay there, trying to get up, the crowd was cheering Walt on as he crawled to Duncan. Amazing craled to Vector and Amazing tagged first! Vector ran in and charged at walt, but Vector slipped on the 1 lb weight and he pushed walt to Duncan! The tag was made and a fired up Fraser was in the ring! Vector tried a punch, but Duncan blocked and threw one of his own. Duncan then lifted Vector up high and nailed the Pride of Scotland onto the Scanner! Vector was hurting and Duncan went for the cover, but Captain Amazing broke it up! Walt got in there and he and Amazing started mixing it up. Captain Amazing raked the eyes of Walt and then rammed Walt face first into the turnbuckle. Duncan ran in from behind and attacked Amazing. They were tradng shots when Vector spun Duncan around and gave him a hellish Made in Canada!! Walt Peterson lunged in and broke the count. Amazing grabbed Walt by the hair and hauled him to his feet but Walt countered with a nice uppercut and then a Muay Thai High Roundhouse Kick. Amazing staggered back and Walt then threw a ice Knee to the body that caused Amazing to fall out of the ring. Walt pursued, leaving the legal men in the ring. Vector tried to bodyslam Duncan but Duncan countered with an Inside Cradle, aka Small Package. Vector kicked out at 2 and tried to drop a Axe handle Smash but Duncan rolled out of the way. Duncan got up and threw a Karate kick. Duncan tried a second but Vector grabbed the leg, hauled Duncan down and did a Hamstring Pull. Outside the ring, Amazing hit a nice Atomic Drop and went back in the ring. Amazing and Vector hauled Duncan up and looked for a double Chokeslam when Walt slid in and gave a Front Kick that hit Amazing square in the lower back. Vector turned and Walt got him with a nice Spinebuster. Duncan got up, garbbed the Commodore 64 and nailed Captain Amazing! Walt and Duncan made a tag in the middle of the tag that Mackenzie allowed. Duncan got in the corner and Walt was with Vector who was on his back. Walt grabbed the arm, slid down, wrapped the legs areound the arm and neck and applied a laying, reverse form of the Triangle Choke better known as the WALTMISSION! Vector tapped out for a second time!
"tenn0" by Mortal played in the ring as walt raised his fist in the air in salute to the crowd. He then left the ring quickly with The Entourage and they headed up the ramp. Duncan Fraser went outside with Agnus and Holly and embraced them. They walked up the ramp and headed to the back after greeting some fans."
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Redneck welcomed everyone back and "(Let Me Be Your) Teddy bear" by Elvis Presley played. The Adult Elvis Impersonator, Pelvis Wesley came out looking serious. The ring had been cleaned up from the Main Event and Pelvis got in and took the mic laying on the mat.
The lights went out immediately and Terry Gold said this was a bad sign. When the lights came on, paladyn and Nightspawn were standing behind pelvis. Paladyn held onto the EIWF Broadcast Belt. Pelvis turned around and looked up into the menacing green eyes. Pelvis tried to throw a punch but Nightspawn picked him up and gave hima Chokeslam from Hell! Pelvis was laid out and Nightspawn stood above him, looking down. Paladyn took the mic and laughed with demonic glee.
Paladyn: "Pelvis, next week, this evil giant here will send your soul straight to hell!"